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Subject: "Welcome to Bungie Studios: This One Goes to Eleven"

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

I just thought of using this in this situation.

My GF: Are looking at that girl's butt?
Me: No, of course not!
My GF: Yes you were!
Me: Trust me! I speak the tru7h, the whole tru7h, and nothing but the tru7h!
My GF: Ok, I trust you.

  • 05.26.2007 11:24 AM PDT
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SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

TGP, how could you steal him from me?

*shakes fist*

I'm rather partial to the "lumpy pudding is against the rules" one. I remember when someone made a topic about the "satisfying your mom since 1991" one, saying that it was insensitive to his mother. I laughed quite a bit that day.

I'm happy that there are not any "peeing in your cheerios" type meta-tags. That would just freak me out.

  • 05.26.2007 11:26 AM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

Posted by: evilcam
TGP, how could you steal him from me?

*shakes fist*

I'm rather partial to the "lumpy pudding is against the rules" one. I remember when someone made a topic about the "satisfying your mom since 1991" one, saying that it was insensitive to his mother. I laughed quite a bit that day.

I'm happy that there are not any "peeing in your cheerios" type meta-tags. That would just freak me out.
What! Bungie peed in my Cheerios! *runs for bathroom*

  • 05.26.2007 12:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
I'm rather partial to the "lumpy pudding is against the rules" one. I remember when someone made a topic about the "satisfying your mom since 1991" one, saying that it was insensitive to his mother. I laughed quite a bit that day.
Hehe, check my sig.

  • 05.28.2007 2:08 AM PDT

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Posted by: American Recoil
I just thought of using this in this situation.

My GF: Are looking at that girl's butt?
Me: No, of course not!
My GF: Yes you were!
Me: Trust me! I speak the tru7h, the whole tru7h, and nothing but the tru7h!
My GF: Ok, I trust you.

that worked?

  • 05.28.2007 4:30 AM PDT

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One could always try going up to girl and giving her a straight "-blam!-".

  • 05.28.2007 5:57 AM PDT

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Posted by: Achronos
The original and still the best: "Satisfying your mom since 1991."


I'd have to agree here. It shows the good, the bad, and the Staten, all in a simple line of text. It's kind of what Bungie's all about.

..

The answer is "Family", right?

  • 05.28.2007 9:23 AM PDT
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I like the one thats along the lines of "We have agreed that pants are in fact accepted or something.

Or theres "We finding Ling-Ling's head

  • 05.29.2007 12:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: Achronos
The original and still the best: "Satisfying your mom since 1991."


oh yeah thats my favorite the classic originals best "satisfying your mom since 1991"

can't beat the classics

  • 05.29.2007 9:19 PM PDT
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Meh, I don't think the headers are that amazing. Understand that I have to mix up the thread by disagreeing, it was getting to nice. Too many agreements, its scaring me, this isn't real, bungie members aren't supposed to play nice! ahhhhh!

  • 05.29.2007 9:43 PM PDT
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I wouldn't mind seeing more.

Welcome to Bungie Studios: The sixth successor of one...

Welcome to Bungie Studios: Fourth prime number?

Welcome to Bungie Studios: The smallest happy number without being trivial.

Welcome to Bungie Studios: The divisions of cells by a product of two.

Welcome to Bungie Studios: Sorry Recon, you can't become younger.


I love reading the headers, it's like some pre-happiness to the forums and groups.



[Edited on 05.29.2007 11:28 PM PDT]

  • 05.29.2007 11:27 PM PDT
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The webmaster/jetpack one is a bit unimaginative. Where's the funny gone?

  • 05.30.2007 2:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
The original and still the best: "Satisfying your mom since 1991."

you think your funny dont you, i was born in 1991...

  • 05.30.2007 2:57 AM PDT
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Posted by: Gr1m Reapa
Posted by: Achronos
The original and still the best: "Satisfying your mom since 1991."

you think your funny dont you, i was born in 1991...


If you were born earlier, like some of us, then it wound still be just as funny. They just got to your mom when you were born. Bungie's um...cool like that? They love the whole mother thing...

  • 05.30.2007 8:51 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
The headers are actually great pickup lines. I'm getting married thanks to the "You have no rights, play nice" line.

Go out and try it. It'll work wonders, I'm sure.
-TGP-


I did TGP, I used the "satisfying your mom" one last night. She threw her drink in my face and kicked me in the dangly bits.

  • 05.30.2007 11:34 AM PDT
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Posted by: atomic weggie
Posted by: Great_Pretender
The headers are actually great pickup lines. I'm getting married thanks to the "You have no rights, play nice" line.

Go out and try it. It'll work wonders, I'm sure.
-TGP-


I did TGP, I used the "satisfying your mom" one last night. She threw her drink in my face and kicked me in the dangly bits.


lol, dangly bits.

  • 06.03.2007 10:42 PM PDT

Posted by: mediocresniper
I went up to a girl, and told her that I was going to "Frogblast her Ventcore," it worked like a charm.

I nominate this one for 'Best Damn Post of the Year'.

  • 06.04.2007 3:58 PM PDT

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