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The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
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No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

This is goin to be crazy and rather difficult.
But ill start with the opening 5.
--REMEMBER TO NUMBER THEM--

1. Bad teamates
2. Cheaters
3. Music Crankers
4. Levels you hate
5. Gametypes you dont like

HAVE FUN and lets do this.

  • 06.04.2007 5:49 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

7. Nobody to play with
8. Off-day

  • 06.04.2007 5:51 PM PDT
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9. people that cuss you out
10. sore losers

  • 06.04.2007 5:52 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

12. Other people that lag
13. The one guy on your team that isnt there
14. Quitters
15. De-rankers
16. Betrayers
17. Little kids

  • 06.04.2007 5:58 PM PDT
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18. voice maskers

[Edited on 06.04.2007 6:01 PM PDT]

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19. people of a specific race who call me a homie slicer
20. people who have no life outside of halo and take it too seriously
21. listening to strange people talking(you know. the ones who havent seen sunlight in 3 years)

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22. People who try to meet me offline to "Kick my ass"
23. People who lag and when you kill them say you were lagging.
24. At the beginning of a matchmade game you try to mute some one but the menu keeps going away in preperation of the game.
25. Team Rockets (Don't know if its still there or not but I hated it.)

  • 06.04.2007 6:12 PM PDT

26. Supremacists

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27.people who scream and yell into the mic

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28. People who just yell or repeat things over and over and over again and don't stop untill you mute--or try to mute, but right when you get to the mute button the menu goes away and you try again only to have the menu go away again and then the game starts and you sit in the blue screen listening to this annoying person (Thing) and not able to do a dame thing about it other than make fun of his mom (Can he hear me?) or say you are going to kill him if he does not shut up. He stops being annoying for just one second and says "F you!" the game starts, he betrays you you then betray him, and you get booted.

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29. people who brag abou how "beast" they are
30. people who say " hey ill own you one on one" and are horrible
31. when people quit when they are in the lead
32. guys who sound like girls.
33. people who scream at you because your good
34. people who pretty much swallow thier mics when talking

[Edited on 06.04.2007 6:28 PM PDT]

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35.a guy who speaks spanish when he knows everyone is english to piss them off

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36. People who bring in three guests and just stand around.
37. People who challenge you to 1 vs 1, lose and say you are lagging everywhere, even when you had green bars.

[Edited on 06.04.2007 6:31 PM PDT]

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38. People who pretend to be "Gettin' Busy" with a girl.
39. People who breath on thier Mics through the whole game.

[Edited on 06.04.2007 6:34 PM PDT]

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40. kids on your team who bring the bomb or neutral flag to the wrong side on purpose and give it to them.

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41. People who barely beat you after you stay in the game even when half your team quit, who then proceed to tell you your garbage, you got pwned, even though your ratios put theirs to shame.
42. Kids who make ridiculous claims like they have beaten both walshy and karma multiple times, and they could win mlg tournaments but they dont have the time.
43. Kids who call you out, but never show up.
44. Posers. ( Example: Im a backup for Final Boss, youll see me next tournament filling in for strongside)

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  • 06.04.2007 8:10 PM PDT

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."

46. Lagging out of the middle of a game.
47. Lagging out before the game even starts.
48. Wait forever for a game to start, only to have it kick you out of step 4, and bring you back to step 1.
49. People with host quit right at the end of the game, after it says, "Game Over." (Bringing you into a long blue screen.)
50. People who superbounce, die, and run right back to the superbounce to do it over and over again.

  • 06.04.2007 8:40 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

51. lagging out when you are winning, and then lose
52. when you have a good team but lose without teamwork
53. elites on your team
54. when you say 2 people guard base and 2 people go on offence, and no1 guards.
55. headlong
56. rumble pit when someone super jumps
57. the people who hide

  • 06.04.2007 9:13 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

58. people with no mics
59. being only player on team with no mic
60. having a broken mic
61. talking the whole game and realizing your mic was on mute

-just had to add these extras.

  • 06.04.2007 9:15 PM PDT

62. People that teabag you after killing you with the noob combo or the sword.
63. People that kill you one time the entire game and had to have the help of their entire team when they did it, that say you suck.

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64. Losing 5 games of Team Slayer in a row but still having the most kills and fewest deaths out of all 8 players in that game.
65. Winning a game of Team Slayer and the guy on the other team blames it on his teammates and says he could own you 1 on 1. When you offer to go 1 on 1, he leaves and ignores any messages.

  • 06.04.2007 9:36 PM PDT

worst teacher ever watch it
me


new montage

done by Rogue Prophet: not meant to show how good he just sweet clips

66. THIS GAME IS 2 and a half years old, games get old halo had a good run though.

  • 06.04.2007 9:47 PM PDT