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89:u throw a plasma gernade and it never explodes

  • 06.05.2007 7:11 PM PDT

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No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

90: you shoot someone with rockets and it doesnt kill them
91: you use noob combo and the plasma misses
92: you cant out-punch host

  • 06.05.2007 8:12 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
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No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

93: you play a MM game and realize you are actually an elite.
94: your controller dies right in the middle of the game

  • 06.05.2007 8:23 PM PDT
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I don't use this Gamertag anymore. New GT: pwncakes rool

96. Your teammate shoots you in the back with a shotgun and betrays you while your trying to melee someone

97. In Double Team when two people are on the same Xbox and have host on Warlock, then do nothing but whore the shottie

98. Dual host in Double Team (when two people get host cuz their on the same box)

99. Having HORRIBLE teammates

100. Ten year olds who talk trash and get 2 kills

101. Immature smacktards who make fun of someone for an accent because they have nothing else to say after losing

102. People who try to hide after getting the lead, then say they were away when you killed them

  • 06.05.2007 9:20 PM PDT

This is a RETICULE, and that is a RETICLE. I'm using the latter to aim. And what are you using?

103. Being the only European among seven Americans, as well as the other way around.
104. People who rather go spawn-killing the three or four guys in BTB CTF/assault than scoring and getting it over with.
105. Teammates who'll try to kill the enemy sniper with their SMG ... halfway across Colossus ... seven times in a row.
106. Teammates who take the longest way back home with the flag instead of a shorter one.
107. Teammates who'll shoot and melee you if you've got the sniper rilfe, and then you die because of enemy fire. Now those idiots claim that you suck because you died because you could even snipe one of the opponents.
108. Teammates who'll constantly block your view by standing right in front of you if you've got the sniper rifle, screaming "SHOOT ME" at the top of their lungs.
109. Teammates who rush out of the base and never come back when on defense in assault/CTF.
110. One-shot-one-kill snipers who can't hit the broad side of a barn with a weapon where sweep-sniping doesn't work.
111. Being the only one on your team with a kill/death ration better than 1/1.

  • 06.06.2007 2:20 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

112. People who dont throw the flag to make it score faster
113. People who rush in with the bomb without any teamates.
114. On nuetral flag, when your team scores with no control of middle at all.

  • 06.06.2007 7:50 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

115. when people literally cry when they lose

  • 06.06.2007 7:58 AM PDT
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118.When the machmatchmaking thing says no more players needed then it drops back to zero
119.Sore loosers
120.People wo complain when you BXR them

  • 06.06.2007 9:56 AM PDT
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121. Waterworks

  • 06.06.2007 10:32 AM PDT
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122. Screwing up a killtacular

  • 06.06.2007 10:33 AM PDT
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123. when you die from a random nade.
124. when your own teammate is just messing around and hits you and while your shields are down a nade hits you that wasnt even meant for you.

  • 06.06.2007 11:05 AM PDT
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125. Standbyers

126. Mods

  • 06.06.2007 11:12 AM PDT

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."

127. When some one says you suck because you lost by two points, in Team Shotties on Midship, and they had host.

  • 06.06.2007 11:26 AM PDT

My logic is undeniable.
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128. Listen to 10 year olds tell you you suck at life, when really you have done a far greater job than they have.

[Edited on 06.06.2007 11:28 AM PDT]

  • 06.06.2007 11:28 AM PDT
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129. The person in your party that joined becuase they're a friend of your friend, then they betray you three times and blame you for all of them.
That makes the game alot less enjoyable, on the verge of sucking.

[Edited on 06.06.2007 11:37 AM PDT]

  • 06.06.2007 11:36 AM PDT

My logic is undeniable.
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Don't send me group invites.

130. People who quit after Game Over has been announced and they send you to blue screen.

  • 06.06.2007 11:59 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

132. when you die from one single gernade
133. when you are crouched in a spot and somehow somone just happens to find you
134. when someone steals your killtacular
135. when you have the least kill, but have 20 assists.

  • 06.06.2007 4:53 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

136. when you spawn and your screen is black.
137. when it is so lag you cant pick up a weapon

  • 06.06.2007 4:54 PM PDT
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138. When your team does'nt have Ub3r M4d Ski11z
139. When there is a idiot on your team while he's using the pooper
140. When someone exclaims to another person, "Hey that gamertag reminds me of pizza..."
141. When your team does'nt have mics
142. When the other team sucks so much it is a race for kills
143. When people start up threads like this...
144. When I finish this post....

  • 06.06.2007 5:07 PM PDT
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145. Elongation... : (

  • 06.06.2007 5:08 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

146. When you get guys like Angry MC on your team(i checked your games, you go negative)
147. When people talk trash when you win
148. When people on your team teabag someone you kill.

  • 06.06.2007 5:33 PM PDT
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149.Mexican Connections

  • 06.06.2007 6:59 PM PDT