Mundus Vult Decipi. Know it. Use it. Love it. False truth, the anti-sanity.
611) Cretins that tea bag you the first time they kill you, then get their teammates to start doing it because you handed them their ass next time your paths crossed. Then you go +13 in this same TS match on Elongation (arguably your worst map) and the first tea bagger goes -2 and still talks sh!it after the game because YOU killed HIM six times and he only got that one kill on you. And he's 3 levels higher than you.
612) People who say they don't take the game seriously, its just a game, etc then shout out every double/triple kill they get and bi!tch when you start goofing off in a BTB game.
613) When you get your a$s handed to you by a team of foreigners and you have no idea whether they're trash talking you after when you're checking stats. But you think they just might be because of all the snickering.
614) People who tea bag then whine and call you a newb when you give them some back.
615) Anyone who says calls you a newb, for any reason, at any time. Seriously, find another put down. It's like the Freebird of Live.
616) Smacking an enemy who has no shields, hearing the beat down sound, seeing your gun make contact with their face, and then YOU die.
617) Grenading yourself because of lag.
618) I know its been said before, but its so dammmmn annoying that it needs another spot: Getting TK'd by some cheese who wants the snipe you just picked up or the flag you're about to score, etc.
619) Having someone throw that perfect grenade that lands just under your feet as you come down from a jump, knowing the whole time there's nothing you can do to avoid what's about to happen.
620) Getting a rocket to the face.
621) Getting killed by the "phantom" grenade that made no sound and didn't appear anywhere on your screen.
622) When you just finish off a multi-kill (double, triple, etc) and your shields are down and your team mate that came over because they heard the shots puts a BR round into your skull because they wanted to "help".
623) Scoring 19 kills without dying and getting betrayed before you get that oh so pleasant "UnFreakin Believable" sound byte.
624) The fact that I can't drive a warthog because it never shifts into second. No joke, I go half speed every time I try to drive one in MM, but it doesn't happen in customs. Explain??
625) Because of the above, I run just a little bit slower than everyone else. And its not my Xbox and its not the controller(s).
626) When a teammate is running behind you and they tell you your butt wiggles.
627) When a kid who isn't old enough to drive a car splatters you with something.
628) Getting splattered in a map with no vehicles.
629) Anyone who accuses anyone else of taking the game too seriously. Everyone has their level of interest, so let them take it as seriously as they want. Seriously. :p
630) When a team mate picks up a power weapon then runs directly to the enemy and dies.
631) Anyone who rushes the enemy base in an objective game and dies with the snipe.
632) People who pick up the snipe and then fire all 12 shots and get no kills.
633) Crazy king in Hardcore. I swear more people quit this game type and playlist than any other.