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573: People like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVwIGti0m28

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  • 07.05.2007 9:19 AM PDT
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"Don't you trust me?'
"No, I can't say that I do."
"Good, you'll live longer."

bad teammates and nubbish enemies

  • 07.26.2007 12:40 AM PDT
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574. The new update and all the lag it's created!

  • 07.28.2007 1:24 PM PDT
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575: Getting paired with n00bs
576; PLaying pros who got set bac by the reset reankings (Dropped 4 ranks in one day.

  • 07.28.2007 4:18 PM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.

Mande? No hablae English. hablae espanole. Miame Jacobe. Tu hablae espanole? Comostas
Posted by: Crazychikn999
35.a guy who speaks spanish when he knows everyone is english to piss them off

Jk, I love being a smartass.

  • 07.28.2007 4:26 PM PDT

This would be a good time to point out that the US Government seriously did consider nuking the moon during the Cold War as a show of force. Project A119.

"A large explosion on the Terminator line would put the sun behind the mushroom cloud, making the explosion visible with the naked eye from Earth."

Then the US decided they'd just send in Neil Armstrong to land on it. Neil Armstrong - the one man on the earth that was considered a suitable replacement for a nuclear missile.

578: People who think they are good just because they killed you in swat
579: Someone who send you a friend request, but the message says "suck my balls"
580: When little annoying kids always use that retarded line, "I bte your balls haven't even dropped yet" (The funny thing is that thiers really haven't)

  • 07.28.2007 4:29 PM PDT
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581:Sword n00bs
582:Snipers
583:N00b combo
584: Button glitchers

  • 07.28.2007 5:16 PM PDT
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585. Spartans (I've seen more Elites that were at least able to hold their own for a while)
586. getting paired with guests... (Some of them just plain suck... some are O.K.)

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587. NO CLAN MATCHES --i think they're afraid to bring it back because it'll do terrible, just like the 360's hardware issues crapin out on us. reason why i used this is because im on my 4'th XBOX 360.... no joke good thing i have connnecttionssss to get more 360's free....


BRING BACK CLAN MATCHES who cares how bad its beeing used just cut off some match type list from optimatch and just JUMP IN THE WATER with BOTH FEET once more. thnx


if no bodys using clan matches shoot ill setup a server for you guys sheeesshh and you or I maintain it or sumthin

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  • 07.28.2007 6:53 PM PDT
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588.) When your teammate hijacks a ghost that you just stuck.
589.) When you shoot a rocket at a warthog and it hits some little bump in the ground that isn't in its path.
590.) When your in a warthog on waterworks and your driver goes over the egde into the abyss.
591.) When some guy jumps out of a banshee in mid air and it crushes you.
592.) When you shoot an Elite in the back of the head 4 or 5 times and he gets away.

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  • 07.28.2007 6:57 PM PDT
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593:a teammate who uses 4 snipe shots to kill a guy.
594:mlg whores
595:people on your team who constantly announce there medals!

  • 07.28.2007 7:03 PM PDT
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596: When your teammate boards the vehicle you just fired a rocket at.

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597. When you hear the nerdy white guy calling the black guy the n-word. Seriously wtf is up with that.

  • 07.28.2007 7:36 PM PDT
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598. People who cheat!!!
599. 5 yr olds who suck and have really annoying voices
600. The map Tombstone... spawns are terrible!!

W00t 600th post!

  • 08.15.2007 7:24 PM PDT

There was a man from Allentown who fed his son to death.
He calmly watched him gorge himself until his final breath.
And there he stood, surprised and shocked above his tiny frame.
He said: "I bear no blame for this. I only share his name!"

601. People who complain about Matchmaking

  • 08.15.2007 7:31 PM PDT
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603.) when you de-rank 2 levels in one game

  • 08.15.2007 8:30 PM PDT
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well you guys skipped 11 so ill say

11. your tv fries halfway through MM and your running around ascension blind.

  • 08.15.2007 9:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Silent Snipage
593:a teammate who uses 4 snipe shots to kill a guy.
594:mlg whores
595:people on your team who constantly announce there medals!


about the medals part.....

  • 08.15.2007 9:43 PM PDT
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604) modders

  • 08.15.2007 9:48 PM PDT
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605) level 50 on the other team
606) analog stibk on controlloer gets f'd up
607) have to go out to dinner during a game
608) falling off the edge when tied at 49 and then losing the game
609) Ogre1
610) Ogre2

  • 08.15.2007 9:53 PM PDT
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611) People who do not respect chilibeef
612) People who don't recognize my skills as an mlg pro
613) People who are not Karen

  • 08.15.2007 10:28 PM PDT

Mundus Vult Decipi. Know it. Use it. Love it. False truth, the anti-sanity.

611) Cretins that tea bag you the first time they kill you, then get their teammates to start doing it because you handed them their ass next time your paths crossed. Then you go +13 in this same TS match on Elongation (arguably your worst map) and the first tea bagger goes -2 and still talks sh!it after the game because YOU killed HIM six times and he only got that one kill on you. And he's 3 levels higher than you.
612) People who say they don't take the game seriously, its just a game, etc then shout out every double/triple kill they get and bi!tch when you start goofing off in a BTB game.
613) When you get your a$s handed to you by a team of foreigners and you have no idea whether they're trash talking you after when you're checking stats. But you think they just might be because of all the snickering.
614) People who tea bag then whine and call you a newb when you give them some back.
615) Anyone who says calls you a newb, for any reason, at any time. Seriously, find another put down. It's like the Freebird of Live.
616) Smacking an enemy who has no shields, hearing the beat down sound, seeing your gun make contact with their face, and then YOU die.
617) Grenading yourself because of lag.
618) I know its been said before, but its so dammmmn annoying that it needs another spot: Getting TK'd by some cheese who wants the snipe you just picked up or the flag you're about to score, etc.
619) Having someone throw that perfect grenade that lands just under your feet as you come down from a jump, knowing the whole time there's nothing you can do to avoid what's about to happen.
620) Getting a rocket to the face.
621) Getting killed by the "phantom" grenade that made no sound and didn't appear anywhere on your screen.
622) When you just finish off a multi-kill (double, triple, etc) and your shields are down and your team mate that came over because they heard the shots puts a BR round into your skull because they wanted to "help".
623) Scoring 19 kills without dying and getting betrayed before you get that oh so pleasant "UnFreakin Believable" sound byte.
624) The fact that I can't drive a warthog because it never shifts into second. No joke, I go half speed every time I try to drive one in MM, but it doesn't happen in customs. Explain??
625) Because of the above, I run just a little bit slower than everyone else. And its not my Xbox and its not the controller(s).
626) When a teammate is running behind you and they tell you your butt wiggles.
627) When a kid who isn't old enough to drive a car splatters you with something.
628) Getting splattered in a map with no vehicles.
629) Anyone who accuses anyone else of taking the game too seriously. Everyone has their level of interest, so let them take it as seriously as they want. Seriously. :p
630) When a team mate picks up a power weapon then runs directly to the enemy and dies.
631) Anyone who rushes the enemy base in an objective game and dies with the snipe.
632) People who pick up the snipe and then fire all 12 shots and get no kills.
633) Crazy king in Hardcore. I swear more people quit this game type and playlist than any other.

  • 08.15.2007 10:36 PM PDT
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634) Banana

  • 08.15.2007 11:03 PM PDT
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635. Joining my friends custom game and then it sais "Sorry, you cannot join this game due to network connections, please try again later." When you and your friends connection is PERFECT.

636. Being able to hear your teamate in the pregame lobby but then in the actual game you cannot hear them.

  • 08.16.2007 12:59 AM PDT