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The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
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No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

150. When you keep getting horrible spawns
151. you get spawn killed like 3 times in snipers
152. In double team when you start with SMG's and they whore NOOB combo

  • 06.06.2007 8:17 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

153. When people kill you with double needlers
154. when you unload a full clip of SMG on som1 and it doesnt kill them.

  • 06.06.2007 8:18 PM PDT
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155. When you throw a sticky and it bounces off their -blam!- gun.

  • 06.06.2007 8:19 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

156. when you get run over by the terminal train with good weapons
157.when you try to splatter some1 in a wraith and it does nothing, then they board you

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158. people who say this game is old or it had a good run....ex. #66
159. people who get raped and say that we play this game to much
160. In post game your team complements the other team and trys to make friends b/c your teamates got raped by them
161. Watch your team do stupid things while you're in death screen
162. Jumping in the air throwing a plasma...not seeing it then realizing your teamate also jump...causing your scored to decreased by two
163. getin assassinated from the front
164. two people walkin backwards you both can see each other on your screens and only one of you can assassinate the other
165. somehow the game lags in step 4 and it ends up 5 v 3....swear I've seen this
166. dying in the middle of a teabag....lol
167. ending up being the only one in a game...bridged out or your router is enemy with another router, lol
168. sniper games ::: ... grenades in snipers....shooting someone's gun seeing sparks....shoots someone and seeing blood....
169. hearing someone making a dying noise and they don't die
170. shooting someone in the head (no shield) and they don't die....blood comes out
171. shooting someone in the head (no shield) and you know you were supposed to kill them so you don't shoot again and you die >< >< ><
172. ...parents being retarded while you play
173. a parent turning off your power, lol
174. a parent screaming at you while you play
175. someone disconnects your internet
176. your controller malfunctions
177. your screen being filled with so much blood you can't see
178. assassinating someone 200 times...and he's shooting your teammates (makes it even worse)
179. tryin to kill someone and your teammates blow you up
180. walking a good distance behind your teammate and everything that misses him hits you
181. shooting your teammates
182. explosions going through walls
183. swipe sniping...through a wall
184. grenades falling through the floor
185. your rocket launcher clearly is aimed out a window and you shoot the wall....rofl
186. people who crouch over just enough so they can and you can only see 1 pixel of each others head
187. shooting someone...clearly shooting them...then realizing there are bullet holes in the wall nearest to you where you shot it (not the pixel thing, no where close)

I read this and registered on bungie today soly to post in this topic

[Edited on 06.07.2007 10:15 AM PDT]

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188. Big boards (and Desolation) that are SMG starts
189. Angry better-than-thou players like haxor

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190.Mexican Connections

  • 06.07.2007 12:20 PM PDT

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Ostrich I really wanna sig you, but need some fresh stuffs.
So make with the funneh.

Bit­ch don't tell me what to do.

191. Guys pretending to be girls so people think they are going to be pushovers

  • 06.07.2007 1:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Ostrichman07
Posted by: a420ballaAZ2
Ostrich I really wanna sig you, but need some fresh stuffs.
So make with the funneh.

Bit­ch don't tell me what to do.

192. People playing with themselves while on the mic. Has actualy happened a couple of times.
193. People that say you are cheating when you use something they dont know about. Like BXR or BXB. Which I dont consider cheating.

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dude i know where you are at
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28. People who just yell or repeat things over and over and over again and don't stop untill you mute--or try to mute, but right when you get to the mute button the menu goes away and you try again only to have the menu go away again and then the game starts and you sit in the blue screen listening to this annoying person (Thing) and not able to do a dame thing about it other than make fun of his mom (Can he hear me?) or say you are going to kill him if he does not shut up. He stops being annoying for just one second and says "F you!" the game starts, he betrays you you then betray him, and you get booted.

Posted by: Knowwon250
28. People who just yell or repeat things over and over and over again and don't stop untill you mute--or try to mute, but right when you get to the mute button the menu goes away and you try again only to have the menu go away again and then the game starts and you sit in the blue screen listening to this annoying person (Thing) and not able to do a dame thing about it other than make fun of his mom (Can he hear me?) or say you are going to kill him if he does not shut up. He stops being annoying for just one second and says "F you!" the game starts, he betrays you you then betray him, and you get booted.

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194.when someone hits and kills you with the flag 195.when a teamate doesnt listen and your forced to kill them

  • 06.07.2007 2:33 PM PDT

The Official Song of the New Flood.
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Everyone! Gather round my genitals!

196. having a teammate dirve the worthog right in front of you as you fire a rocket.

  • 06.07.2007 3:00 PM PDT

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I believe we are intelligent, but we prefer to act stupid.

~The Flood

198. People who complain about matchmaking all the time.

  • 06.07.2007 3:21 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

199. People who do bad and say they were AFK
200. People who do bad and say it was there little brother

  • 06.07.2007 7:34 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

201. When you are about to get the winning kill and blue screen pops up and when it goes away you are dead and lose 50-49.

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202: when 1 race thinks there the only race online and call people -blam!-s.

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  • 06.07.2007 8:41 PM PDT

its too bad stupidity isnt painful.

just because you suck ass with a weapon doesnt mean Bungie should remove it.
getting owned by a weapon also isnt an excuse to complain about it.

203. starting a thread like this and having one person post half of the reasons for matchmaking being annoying. seriously pxt legit v1, thats enough.
204. button glitchers. (if it wasnt meant to be part of the game, its cheating.)
205. superjumpers. (see #204)
206. modders.
207. hosts with a crap connection.
208. lagging out at the beginning of a game.
209. lagging out in the middle of a game.
210. lagging out at the end of a game.
211. little kids who talk -blam!-. (the game is rated M, grow some pubic hair and come back, we will still be here.)
212. playing a team game and having someone -blam!- about the number of kills you have.
213. teammates who follow you around and shoot you, but dont do it enough to kill you.
214. bad teams.
215. guests.
216. teammates who t bag a person you just noscoped.
217. people who breathe into the mic.
218. people who make strange noises into their mic when you start fighting them. (what? you think thats going to mess me up and keep me from killing you?)
219. people who get the -blam!- beat out of them and still talk crap.
220. people who talk crap before the teams are chosen.
221. people who talk crap to their own teammates.
222. people who get 20 kills off of the sword and call everyone else a noob after the game.
223. people who call you a sword whore as soon as you get your first kill with it.
224. teammates taking off in the hog alone.
225. teammates snatching a good weapon right from in front of you when you are about to get it.
226. teams that all start running for the tank at one time, throwing grenades and shooting each other.
227. teammates who take the flag AWAY from home.
228. people who chase after you because you killed them once.



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229. plasma grenade someone right in the face clear across the level on lockout and they pull out their sniper shoot you and then the plasma grenade falls off and they walk away before it explodes
230. hit B to melee 10 times but because of laggers nothing happens and your dead cuz they have overshield and sword
231. shoot a rocket at a enemies feet they dont die and then you melee them and they still dont die
232. stick someone with a plasma then shoot with br at head and they still dont die
233. throw alot of plasmas at group of enemies and screen lags as they attack you
234. snipe someone no scope in front of me 2 or 3 times in head and they kill you with sword
235. when teammate has sniper and they cant shoot other sniper on the ground and enemy kills us both
236. when whole other team gains up on you after you kill one of their teammates and your teammates are trying to superjump clear on the other side of the level
237. when teammate commits suicide on lockout or ascension every 5 seconds by jumping off the edge while shooting at the enemy
238. when you shoot someone with a brute shot in the stomach multiple times in a row and they still kill you
239. modders turning btb put you on the side of the enemy at the very beginning all alone with any teammates nearby
240. when laggers lag you out so much that your controller keeps disconnecting even when you have new batteries in the controller
241. when someone kills you with a triple wield pistols glitch on sancutary and relic
242. campers on my team that dont know how to camp and do it in the middle of the level with no cover
243. teammate you gets the flag or bomb and starts running down the middle of the level to get back to the base and gets sniped and flag or bomb is returned
244. when teammate tries to betray you and when your trying to get rid of enemy and once you kill them turn around and your teammate you was focused on shooting at you for no reason got killed by another enemy coming from behind and kills you with sword
245. sniper shot bounces off wall and kills me
246. when plasma pistol bolt really is heat seeking and follows you even though your behind a wall
247. when you rocket a vechicle with many rockets but nothing happens or the pilot jumps out before the vehicles blows up
248. when laggers slow you down and you throw a plasma grenade straight at them and your teammate tries to assist and you stick them instead
249. when teammate blows up enemy's vehicle when you needed it to get the flag back to base
250. when teammate blows up enemy's vehicle (ghost, banshee, or spectre) and it back fires and kills you
251. when you get alot of kills in a row within 4 seconds and dont even get a killing spree or for that matter a double kill
252. when some noob combos you and u come back with dual wielded plasma pistol and a backup br and fire right at him/her and then pull out br to shoot them and they dont die
253. some steals your kills multiple times then when they let you go for the kill they walk away and opponents spawn nearby and kill you

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254. -blam!- teamates...

  • 06.08.2007 4:15 AM PDT
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255. in fiesta starting with a really bad gun and everyone else has a good 1

  • 06.08.2007 6:06 AM PDT

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256. Four words, new maps suck ass
257. Ivory tower, not getting any of the power weapons and getting stuck with an smg to fight them off

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258. when teammates hog the all the good weapons all the time
259. when teammates follow behind you when you knock down opponents' shields then they run in front and steal my kills
260. when you get killed instant with only 3 seconds of being shot from dual wielded smgs
261. when noob teammates follow you cause they see your level for slayer and end up giving away your location and then enemies come around the corner and kill all of you with a rocket launcher and get a killtacular

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258. pistols in swat
259. someone else taking the other pistol from your kill
260. team mates watching you die and doing nothing
261. playing against someone who sucks then next game they are on your team
262. watching your team mates die repeatedly down the hall way on lockout
263. people with 22 kills but die 23 times
264. getting a low kill count but still kill more than you die while your team mates get butchered and they say you suck.
265. people who send you a friend request cause your a girl
266. people who get mad or vulgar cause you do not want to talk to them
267. anyone who mass messages friends and clan list cause they finally had a good game
268. anyone who will follow you around a board singing until you talk to them (and yes this has happened)
269. anytime you lose by 1 kill
270.people who quit after dying like 20 times
271.having a day when you just can't kill anyone
272. playing swat and having someone on your team with 0 kills but 15 deaths
273. being on a team with a person with two guest who suck
274. swat carbines on ascension or anything on ascension
275. getting the same boards over and over again
276. anybody who sits in a tree
277. team mates who keep getting killed by person sitting in tree
278. being called a camper on lockout playing swat (cause there are really so many places to be that are not in the hallway of death)
279. playing peek a boo with someone around a wall or rock and shoot the wall and kill yourself
280. anybody who uses a mic for other reasons that communicating about the game to teammates
281.people who say you are spawn killing them if i see someone i will shoot them before they shoot me
282. people who send friend request just to talk trash
283. anybody who takes this way to seriously
284. swat not being ranked
285. getting beat by an 8 year old who can't even trash talk properly cause his mom is in the room
286. not being able to tell where you keep getting shot from
287. girls who giggle and pull the i am a girl so i can suck card
288. anytime you get over 20 kills and lose
289. lagging for no reason
290. playing CTF and being called a camper cause you are guarding the flag
291. guarding the flag and killing the other team repeatedly die once watch whole team come over your body steal your flag and score
292 . when the last person to die before your killtacular kills you
293. people who have to announce every double kill they get in swat (cause that is hard)
294. playing CTF and the people who quit because someone scores
295. people who kill you because they want to score the flag
296. people who forget in CTF the goal is to get the flag getting a bunch of kills but never grabbing or saving the flag is pointless
297.anybody who starts a game and doesn't move
298. people who think that halo friends are really their friends
299. people who get online balls
300. people who say i must be fat and ugly if i am a girl and play halo. what does that say about them?


  • 06.08.2007 9:20 AM PDT

This is a RETICULE, and that is a RETICLE. I'm using the latter to aim. And what are you using?

301. People who keep sending you clan invites although you've started a clan named "WANT NO CLAN" to show people you're not interested in joining their clan or anyone else's.
302. BTB matchmaking with 14 players during step 2, and you keep waiting and waiting. Then you hope that matchmaking finally decides to proceed to step 3 when ONE other guy joins. And you're waiting again.
303. People who scream because you don't reply to what they say. Guys, the microphone icon appears ALWAYS when playing on a 360, regardless of whether or not you've got your headset plugged in.
304. Multiple blue-screen-of-quitting-hosts in a row.
305. Being teamed up with another player and his two guests. If one of them doesn't like the game mode you're about to play, you know you'll be the only remaining person on your team ... again.
306. That one player talking to his guest(s) and not muting his microphone -- I don't care about your athlete's foot and how to treat it.
307. People sending you friend requests although you didn't even play with them because they either quit the game or the matchmaking process.
308. Two guys who have obviously never even heard of each other starting to fight immediately during the various matchmaking steps because they don't like the other guy's GT, icon, or whatever.
309. Having these two guys on your team.
310. The same map and game type four times in a row.

  • 06.08.2007 10:14 AM PDT