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Subject: Top 1000 reasons why matchmaking can be dumb
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311. When your winning and the host quits and it says tries to find a new host then you lag out. This especially sucks in DT.

  • 06.08.2007 10:47 AM PDT
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311. Meeting American people who laugh in your face because your British but you still pwn their face in and use "Your British" as an excuse.
312. Meeting people who can't take a joke
313. Someone nabs your weapon when you obviously pressed x or held it for ages and they just get it.
314. People who hate it when a team mate humps another persons kill (I find it funny that everyone swarms to my kills body and T-Bags them, I don't care I know I kill them... then I join it)
315. People who hump you but miss your body completely and think there hard because they kill you out of fluke.
316. Kids who call you a noob because you lost 2v4 by 2 or 1 points and you had more kills than them.
Good Point sorry! 317. The satisfaction of winning a 2v4 of team slayer when you had 24 when your team mates left and they had 30.
318. Dad or Mom saying Aprentice IS ON and I say ok and mum shouts in the lounge for ages APPRENTICE IS ONN!!! (gets really annoying)

  • 06.08.2007 10:49 AM PDT

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Getting matched up with a team of former level-10's against a team of former level-30's.

  • 06.08.2007 11:02 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

320. Getting desolation with SMG start
321. Play skirmish on desolation
322. Desolation period.

  • 06.09.2007 9:16 AM PDT

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323. When a moron kills you for the sniper or a wep and you cant boot them.
324.when you hurt someone on accident and they get killed and it says you betrayed them and they boot you.
325.when you get booted when there is 1 or 2 kills left and you have 3 ppl on one xbox

  • 06.09.2007 10:09 AM PDT
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326. acidentily spawn sticking ur own teammate and getting a doubl betrayal

  • 06.09.2007 1:41 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

327. gettin host shotguned on warlock
328. people who camp the whole game

  • 06.09.2007 2:16 PM PDT
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329. People talking about my mom
330. getting lag sniped

  • 06.09.2007 2:19 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

331. having shot-lag
332. when you shotgun host in face, it doesnt hurt him, then he shotugns you rom 10 feet away and owns u.
333. when you tie in a skirmish game

  • 06.10.2007 10:44 AM PDT
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334. people saying they own you when the scores 50 - 0 they have all the weapons and cheating
335. when you match up against cheaters twice in a row
336. horrible teamates
337. horrible teamates that take the good power weapons and gives them to other team
338. 5 yr old kids talking -blam!-
339. 5 yr old kids

  • 06.10.2007 10:48 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

340. people who say they are pro
341. people who say they can beat a pro 1v1
342. garage campers on terminal snipers(especially attic)

  • 06.10.2007 11:14 AM PDT

Shwing.

343. When your teammates are standing in your way as you have no shield and a grenade comes tumbling towards you.
344. When you have killed someone and the noob on your team is still shooting from behind you, taking your shield down, then some -blam!- on the other team shoots you with a BR once.

  • 06.10.2007 11:20 AM PDT

345. when u meet someone who talks trash an you know you can own them so you go 1v1 and he puts on some really big map with rocket/sword/sniper spawn. (yes it has happened and he thought he was so good because he could snipe me.)
346. the people that challenge you 1v1, then realize you're way better, and go uhmmmmm i gotta go

  • 06.10.2007 12:17 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

347. fat people
348. people that hide when in the lead.

  • 06.10.2007 8:36 PM PDT
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349: When people have their guest separated between teams, and one guest tries to help them out by betraying.

  • 06.10.2007 8:40 PM PDT

Send A Friend Request to Schloxictonkey if you need a good teammate and you are good

when you throw a nade at someone then die and it doesnt exploed, or when you stick someone and they just walk away like nothing happened

  • 06.10.2007 8:50 PM PDT

351. Losing.......

  • 06.10.2007 9:04 PM PDT
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352.People who take weapons (sniper rifle) and miss every shot

  • 06.10.2007 10:40 PM PDT

Don't send me group invites.

353. People who can only BXR and Snipe and think they're good.

  • 06.10.2007 11:54 PM PDT
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355. When any one talks about chuck norris like he's a god
356. when playing 1v1 the other guy gets in the lead by 1 camps with the shottie and waits for you to find a shell in your face till time runs out.
357.People who super bounce with playing oddball
358.Playing an objective game and be the only 1v4 or even 2v4 in that situation sucks.
359.playing late at night and having people fall asleep while they play. (funnyest thing ever though)
360.rooks who don't know up from down and stand under the boulders in beaver creek.(happened 1 time)

  • 06.11.2007 2:51 AM PDT
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361. Brits who can't count and make 2 number 311s oh that doesn't count my bad

  • 06.12.2007 6:08 AM PDT
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362. singers

  • 06.12.2007 7:38 AM PDT
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363, people who use host as an excuse
364 people who you kill like 10 times dont say anything they kill you once and teabag you
365. people who say you cheated when you lost






  • 06.12.2007 9:17 AM PDT
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ohyeah
366. circle boosters who [get your IP]
367. people using got ur ip period

  • 06.12.2007 9:22 AM PDT