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368. Bad Host
369. people who play with speakers only on voice output and you can hear yourself multiple times.
370. Elongation

  • 06.12.2007 9:28 AM PDT

This is a RETICULE, and that is a RETICLE. I'm using the latter to aim. And what are you using?

371. 5-year old kids.
372. 6-year old kids.
373. 7-year old kids.
374. 8-year old kids.
375. 9-year old kids.
376. 10-year old kids.
377. 11-year old kids.
378. 12-year old kids.
379. 13-year old kids.
380. 14-year old kids.
381. 15-year old kids.
382. 16-year old kids.
383. The parents of those kids allowing them to play H2.
384. Leaving feedback and sending emails to h2cheats in the hope of XBL Team dealing with those people, only to encounter (and getting cheated by) them again two weeks later.
385. Playing the same maps over and over again; in my last 20 games I got 6x Midship, 5x Warlock, 3x Sanctuary and Lockout each, and Turf, Waterworks, and Beaver Creek once each.
386. Desolation with SMG start.
387. Desolation with BR start.
388. Desolation with << insert weapon here >> start.

  • 06.12.2007 10:37 AM PDT
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389 people who say -blam!- at the end of the game and only won by 5 kills.
390 people who tea bag when they are the better player and have to rub your face in it.

  • 06.12.2007 11:21 AM PDT
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401. Elites

[Edited on 06.12.2007 3:56 PM PDT]

  • 06.12.2007 3:55 PM PDT
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Carrots.

the fact that threads like these have to be made.

  • 06.12.2007 4:13 PM PDT
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402. picture this: as you're running some kid is shooting you. you are running and running, almost about to turn the corner and be free of bullets. and right when you turn the corner gasping for breath, a kid with a shotgun pelts you with bullets.

403. Picture this: A kid is about to win a FFA match. you are about to stop him from getting the last kill, when some idiot comes up behind you and assasinates you. Then the kid who is about to win turns around and kills the idiot who killed you, thus winning the game.

404. when i don't win lol. XP

  • 06.12.2007 7:05 PM PDT
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405. RATIOS ARE THE VALUES THAT ARE IMPORTANT, NOT DIFFERENCE (POSITIVE)

  • 06.12.2007 7:18 PM PDT
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406.-blam!- TEAM MATES

  • 06.12.2007 7:29 PM PDT
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407. PEOPLE WHO TEABAG YOU BT ARE WORSE THAN YOU

  • 06.12.2007 7:32 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

408. people who host the hell out of you
409. people who act like dumbasses on team skirmish
410. people you team up with then pay horribly
411. people who yell at other teamates and they do horible.

  • 06.12.2007 7:34 PM PDT
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412: THC newbs without microphones.
413: People in THC who think "Communication is for people who take the game too seriously."
414: THC newbs taking out their SMG as soon as the game starts.
415: Screamers, need I say more?
416: Bad music being blasted.
417: Fat kids breathing in the mic.

  • 06.12.2007 7:45 PM PDT
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418. People that talk about other people being fat when you cant -blam!- see who you're talking about.
419. People that use the word newb all the -blam!- time.

  • 06.13.2007 7:57 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

420. playing with all those fake KSI people
421. playing with all those fake MoB people
422. playing with all those fake XGC people
423. playing with any clan that has matching names that suck.

  • 06.13.2007 8:16 AM PDT
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424. Grenades that turn into duds

  • 06.13.2007 8:26 AM PDT

I like dudes in my mouth
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425.-When you want to play matchmaking but you can’t ‘cuz you must have the 2 new maps and the matchmaking thing can’t just put you in a game that is using a map you have, and its all ‘cuz you switched to a 360 and the subscription transfer got messed up and there’s nothing you can do about it.

  • 06.13.2007 9:24 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

423. blue screen
424. people who you party with and they arent there.
425. people who overuse the phrase BK and Badkid.

  • 06.14.2007 6:47 PM PDT

8/5/08 Bungie Favorites- NoEnd
7/1/09 Bungie Favorites- RECON Devil
9/9/09 Bungie Favorites- Champion
5/22/10 HaloCharts Favs- Prey

426. playing up against lv. 50 before the rank reset and being stuck with lv. -50s before the rank reset.
427. a kid who is in KSI and is good (rare but it pisses me off)
428. KSI god i hate them

  • 06.14.2007 8:44 PM PDT

This is a RETICULE, and that is a RETICLE. I'm using the latter to aim. And what are you using?

429. When your party leader starts a fight in the post-game carnage report with people from the other team.
430. Your party leader falls asleep during the matchmaking process and you can't wake him up no matter how much you yell.
431. People who talk general trash and insult you before and during a match, but want to be your friends afterwards because you just handed them their butts on a silver plate.
432. People who start with "We would have won if..." in the post-game carnage report.
433. People who spend more time flipping the warthog back on its wheels than driving it.
434. People in your party who have to go to the toilet after every other game.
435. People in your party who have to go to the toilet during a game.
436. My cat puking at my feet while I'm playing.

  • 06.15.2007 12:26 AM PDT
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437. kids with more than 3 numbers in there name
438. kids that spell there names with numbers instead of picking a new name cause that one is taken
439. kids that say you suck when u win in rumble pit (or h2 challenge) when u also go posative 10 or more and they went negative 15
440. kids who's parents let them have a game that is M for mature for a freaking reason so they need to get there 8 year old kids off of it
441. parents that give there 3 year old kid the mike to talk trash while he plays and then yells at you for teaching the kid bad words and naughty things to say.... lol

  • 06.15.2007 1:24 AM PDT
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442. cog kids (never met one who could beat me)
443. kids that you beat and then turn around and challenge u 1v1 so they can lose again when you will clearly win again....
444. clans that wont let u associate with other clans (such as ksi who also blows other than the original ksi kids cause we all know those kids are pro but there are way too many newbs cause all ksi is worried about now is getting a bigger fan base and having newbs that kiss there asses so they can go from private to lutenant lol)

  • 06.15.2007 1:28 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

445. clans that take things a little too seriously and have army ranks and symbols.
446. Oh and one more( people who imitate FBI)
447. people who you can barely talk
448. little kids who yell and when they swear they say it really silently
449. people who scream in a big party of customs
450. people that brag about godly they are.
451. people who repeat everything they do....aka(get sniped, get stuck, get beatdown, get needlerd)

  • 06.17.2007 9:13 AM PDT