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Subject: Top 1000 reasons why matchmaking can be dumb
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452. People who have mics and don't talk back when you call them out for a mistake.
453. People who make mistakes and in turn try their hardest to blame it on someone else on the team.
454. The kids who standby and then try to cover their ass by blaming you.
455. People who hear me talking the an unranked waiting lobby and proceed to imitate me or try to go along with what I'm saying.
456. The Nerd who act-a-fool when a girl pops into the waiting lobby
457. Coming across some loser with the gamertag 'Achronos'
458. 9 yr old kids who say their manly areas are bigger than mine
459. Little kids who claim to be 10 yrs older for the sake of winning and arguement
460. Anyone who talks like their tired/emo, breathes like vader, has a sqeeker voice or has a stuffy nose... or a Nerdy obnoxious voice.

Basicly I hate almost everyone on XBL lol

  • 06.17.2007 10:27 AM PDT
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460. NOOOOOBBBBSSS

  • 06.17.2007 10:37 AM PDT
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1. the guy who wrote this post is a nubface.
2. He seems like he cries about everything.
3. If he hates mm he shoudnt play it.
4. Number 3 would solve his problem.
5. THE GOLDEN RULE
This guy is an orphan and his parents don't love him.

  • 06.17.2007 10:54 AM PDT
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461. BXR and double shot noobs who think they are MLG and playing for money then tell me i suk cause i cant button glitch. (Seriously)
462. When u try to retreat into a cove or strafe into a safe spot but stop suddenly because the walls are so constructed badly.
463. Relic host
464. When u die because of BS with snipe and -blam!- team mate takes it and misses 4 shots in a row immediatly
465. People who think crouching will do something in a no radars match
466. When u still beat down crouchers who try to crouch after their first melee (not really bad but funny)
467. People who taunt u by saying the same thing u said to them after u destroyed them over and over every time they see u in that wierd 300 lb person voice.

  • 06.17.2007 12:04 PM PDT
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200. People who do bad and say it was there little brother

umm sometimes it really is... like i make my lil bro play btb only so one time he was in foundation and he was the last one on the team.. so i came in and i wrecked them and got 4 killtacs... at the end of the game some kid was saying i was a bk cause i was 22 and 33 but i was like my lil bro was playing and he was like w/e... so i 1v1 him mlg warlock carbine start and wrecked him 15-4... and he was like do br start and he beats me 15 -14 by a lucky stick... but everyone knows that in MLG that 1v1 warlock is what really matters anyways..

anyways...

468. People who say u're bad when it's 7v1 in btb...
469. People who say they wreck you when you don't even own a box and it's your friends' that he lets u borrow from time to time...

  • 06.17.2007 3:41 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

470. People that beat you 4v3 in skirmish and say your bad.
471. that one guy on the other team that is skipping around like crazy in red bar, that kills you
472. people that get the sniper and then die immediately.

  • 06.19.2007 7:10 AM PDT
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473. noobs..........

[Edited on 06.19.2007 8:07 AM PDT]

  • 06.19.2007 8:06 AM PDT

475. Charging you for more useless maps
476. Ruining Halo 2 those who dont have the new maps by eliminating almost all the matchmaking playlist
477. Not providing any support for this cause whatsoever

[Edited on 06.19.2007 11:26 AM PDT]

  • 06.19.2007 11:25 AM PDT

Take me 1v1 and ill pooooop on you

478. British People

  • 06.19.2007 11:26 AM PDT

479. It was created by Bungie

  • 06.19.2007 11:39 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

480. people who are obsessed and say interesting comebacks like "i just threw u into a pile of dead babies"
481. kids with 0 kills and talk crap, seen a few b4.

  • 06.20.2007 6:04 PM PDT

There was a man from Allentown who fed his son to death.
He calmly watched him gorge himself until his final breath.
And there he stood, surprised and shocked above his tiny frame.
He said: "I bear no blame for this. I only share his name!"

482. Get assassinated and hear OMG PWNED YOU NOOB!!!!!!
483. I go positive 15 and hear HOST but he was host, not me
484. People who think they can beat me becasue they are MLG, but get owned by me 1v1

  • 06.20.2007 7:46 PM PDT
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485. people with annoying voices
486. kids that think there good but there not
487. people that think that there better because there in "KSI"

  • 06.20.2007 8:35 PM PDT

488. getting the new maps every other game

  • 06.20.2007 8:46 PM PDT

**Devil's advocate of the Flood. My posts may or may not represent my personal opinion, I just enjoy disagreeing with people. None of my posts are representative of the official view of the Navy or any government agency.

Non Sibi Sed Patriae
Homework questions? Forget the Flood, join The Academy.
I've got a fan!

489. The map desolation

[Edited on 06.20.2007 8:56 PM PDT]

  • 06.20.2007 8:55 PM PDT
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490. people who only use weapons like the rocket launcher, sword, and shotgun and think they're the best on the team.

  • 06.20.2007 10:10 PM PDT

491: appearing to be behind some1 and them assassinating you.(i could see his back)
492: beatdowns not making contact with enemies.
493:assassinations not making contact with enemies.
494:someone your running away from can somehow catch up with you and assasssinate you.
495: sometimes the sword being able to reach people 10 metres away and others not reach 1.
496:sword never kills in 1 hit when i need it to and others its alway 1 hit kill.
497: after beating down some1 with a shotty and no shield they are given like 2 seconds to retaliate and your dead.
498:trying to swerve around the shotty guy and him never missing when i seem to go behind his back.
499:not being able to beat down people who are directly below you.
500:people who think they're great when they had a large advantage, ie noob combo, sword, rockets ETC
501:people who think that youre rubbish and a loser cos you had a bad round or a practice game or were just having fun
502delevelers and quiters alike(hardly see a game where no1 quits in halo2)
these are just my thoughts and things that have happened to me over the past week...

  • 06.21.2007 7:24 AM PDT
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503. People that think there better than you although they lost
504. People on your friends list that are selfish and say you suck because you got one less kill.
505. Your friend that boot you before the game ends.

  • 06.21.2007 11:33 AM PDT
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506. noob combo
507. people that go for the sword
508.people that dont no how to kill some1 so they just throw a grenade.
509. random grenades
510. kids that go for the vehicles in slayer

[Edited on 06.21.2007 12:07 PM PDT]

  • 06.21.2007 12:05 PM PDT

There was a man from Allentown who fed his son to death.
He calmly watched him gorge himself until his final breath.
And there he stood, surprised and shocked above his tiny frame.
He said: "I bear no blame for this. I only share his name!"

511. People killing in custom games when no one else is killing.

  • 06.21.2007 1:20 PM PDT

512. Host being given to some one who's modem runs on calor gas and has a pilot light.(and a standby button of course)

  • 06.21.2007 1:23 PM PDT

Estne volumen in toga an solum tibi libet me videre?

Nothing suits me like a suit.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

513: People who arnt there de-rank you because all they do is die

  • 06.21.2007 1:34 PM PDT
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514. Host advantage
515. People that curse at you but speak in a different language

  • 06.21.2007 8:20 PM PDT
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6:forgetting number 6

  • 06.21.2007 9:18 PM PDT