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Subject: Top 1000 reasons why matchmaking can be dumb

There was a man from Allentown who fed his son to death.
He calmly watched him gorge himself until his final breath.
And there he stood, surprised and shocked above his tiny frame.
He said: "I bear no blame for this. I only share his name!"

516. Gravity - my one weakness.

  • 06.22.2007 12:59 AM PDT
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67. Because I just love Burger King, everyone should go to Burger King and have a big juicy Burger King burger where the King is always you at your local Bk.

  • 06.22.2007 1:03 AM PDT

Yup, they got whoppers at BK.

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517.People who assume (because you are better than them) you have no life and play halo all day everyday.
518.Morons on your team who decide to pickup your sniper rifle and br on sanctuary an rush the other team, dying immediatley and messing the whole game up.

  • 06.22.2007 2:59 AM PDT

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get... but you can bet it will be chocolate.

519. People on your team wiht mic who decide to go pea and not tell you...then your playing ctf down a man when you could be seriously destroying them.

520. Kids who are just plain retarded and dont realize that common sense is the best weapon in halo.

  • 06.22.2007 4:39 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

521. People that complain the whole game
522. Host lag
523. Beating some1 with a gun 3 times and they kill you still.

  • 06.24.2007 11:42 AM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

524. blue screen and game resets and there are 2 swords, rockets and what not.
525. People that wish you could dual weild shotties and swords, little kids usually.

  • 06.24.2007 11:43 AM PDT
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526. Kids who take the unranked playlists seriously ruining the point of them which is to have fun.

  • 06.24.2007 1:05 PM PDT
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527. people that just stand there

  • 06.24.2007 1:42 PM PDT

The 2 best Visa Credit Card jokes.
Halo 2- 55$
Xbox 360- 400$
Xbox Live- 45$

No Scoping a kid in the face who had the sword and hearing his squeeky voice go WHAT THE----as his voice gets cut out.

528. Wraith whores on terminal
529. Banshee whores on coagulation

  • 06.24.2007 3:43 PM PDT
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530. ghost whores on burial mounds
540. warthog whores on burial mounds

  • 06.24.2007 3:47 PM PDT

Go Flames Go!!!!!!!!!

541. kids with only one kill

  • 06.24.2007 3:59 PM PDT

(best line of halo 3)"thought I'd try shootin my way out,mix things up a little".
rofl my waffles

547.teamates who in the end of a slayer match have 1 kill and 25 deaths (yes it happened to me before).
548.teamates who kill you then quit
549.people who quit as soon as the match begins

  • 06.24.2007 4:36 PM PDT
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people that say that i said that they said that i said that they said that i said they have no life and am a n00b

  • 06.24.2007 4:46 PM PDT
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550.People who don't number their complaints

  • 06.24.2007 5:48 PM PDT
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I wonder if it will be good

  • 06.26.2007 12:15 PM PDT
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551. people who wait at the sniper or sword spawn point until it appears again and begins to get repeatily killed
552. people who betray to get a weapon then immediately run into an opponent and gets killed or stuck in the face

  • 07.04.2007 4:24 PM PDT
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523:people who bride/force host
524:guest........GUEST!!!!!
525:people who talk nonsense (like a crazy person:gdsjhfjdsf)
526:modders that so very little mods
526:double shotters(extreme, the ones who bxrrxrrxbxbxrbrb---lol
527:wining a ton of battles, then losing one and deranking about 5 levels

  • 07.04.2007 4:42 PM PDT

FEEL THE WARTH OF THE LLAMA
YOU WONT KNOW WHAT JUST HIT YOU.

__________
______________(__||____||__)___|_
|-------------.===.-.~,~~:_____:______|================[_]=
|_______/___/_/```-------|___| (My Sniper = You'r Danger zone)

528, Losing OVER AND OVER AND OVER
529,Double team - people who get 2 and 25 who dont quit.

  • 07.04.2007 5:36 PM PDT

I don't Fear The Reaper

530: N00b combo in double team
531: People who accuse you of camping in one round and do it the next round.
532: People who camp with the sword
533: People who camp with the shottie.
534. People who carry the sword AND shottie.
535. People who Team Kill you and you cant boot them but you kill them and they boot you.
536. Having REALLY bad off-days.

  • 07.04.2007 10:15 PM PDT
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The truth is out there. We're just not looking in the right places.

537. The guy who said that needs to pick up something and says he'll be gone for only one round. Two rounds later he comes back saying he's ready to play when he sees the postgame statistics on his screen, and a bunch of pissed off teammates. (it has happened before)
538. The guy who says he'll own you and when ypu play a 1v1 match against him he sucks major ass. (happened to me too.)
539. The guy who is like "u suck i pwn u anyday and u suck so much that ur mom is ashamed!" then the -blam!- ends up on your team. (Again it has happened to me, but hey, what h2 player hasn't experienced this moment????)

[Edited on 07.05.2007 2:32 AM PDT]

  • 07.05.2007 2:29 AM PDT
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540. -blam!-s who act like they're so much better than you, then you find out they actually are.

  • 07.05.2007 2:38 AM PDT

Add me for some MLG customs or Team Hardcore =D

Posted by: i own you nerds
76. host on tombstone


OMG SO TRUE , tombstone and desolation are the ultimate -blam!- maps for the host to kill anyone across the map with a BR

  • 07.05.2007 8:00 AM PDT