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Duke Nukem 3D was the first video game I ever played. I regularly commit inhumane crimes, and currently I am standing trial for the gas chamber. I will plead insanity, and claim that video games drove me mad.
If you haven't guessed, only the first sentence was true. I don't blame parents for being afraid of video games corrupting their kids. They just.. love their kids a whole lot, and aren't confident that their parenting has made their child into a good, stable member of society.
Ooh, but this kind of argument is my favorite:
"And the newest absurdity, underground video game cultures which takes gaming to another level, tainted with online "clans", singling out of people, hatred, racism, and sexism"
Because, of course, nobody in the real world does that. The video game companies are obviously programming artificial intelligences to create racist/sexist clans.
[Edited on 11/17/2004 12:43:40 PM]