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Take a look at this BS!

http://www.mavav.org

  • 11.17.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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Duke Nukem 3D was the first video game I ever played. I regularly commit inhumane crimes, and currently I am standing trial for the gas chamber. I will plead insanity, and claim that video games drove me mad.

If you haven't guessed, only the first sentence was true. I don't blame parents for being afraid of video games corrupting their kids. They just.. love their kids a whole lot, and aren't confident that their parenting has made their child into a good, stable member of society.

Ooh, but this kind of argument is my favorite:
"And the newest absurdity, underground video game cultures which takes gaming to another level, tainted with online "clans", singling out of people, hatred, racism, and sexism"

Because, of course, nobody in the real world does that. The video game companies are obviously programming artificial intelligences to create racist/sexist clans.

[Edited on 11/17/2004 12:43:40 PM]

  • 11.17.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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rotflmao
what idiots, clans are not based on race or sex! Video games satisfy our urg for violence, and keep it out of the world, just in the game. I'm sick of these people.

I said no to drugs for this? lol well screw that.
all this is is a bunch of frikin lies. Mothers who blame video games that their child went crazy. Like it wasn't them taking the gun in their room. chhhh...

[Edited on 11/17/2004 12:50:42 PM]

  • 11.17.2004 12:43 PM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

lol funny

  • 11.17.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Liton
rotflmao
what idiots, clans are not based on race or sex!


Not quite true. There are some depraved people out there who care what gender/race someone is.

  • 11.17.2004 1:07 PM PDT
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There is some truth to what they say, but most of it is bull-blam!-. I mean, where do the parents come in? they should spend more time with us, and take us on family outings. Plus if they would even sit down and play with us, they would see the joy.

Oh, -blam!-, here comes mom. "No, I'm doing homework. I know how much you hate my Xbox. No, please don't wait to eat dinner. This will take a while. No, I'm not going on that stupid Bungie site. The posters are all -blam!- retards. Don't worry, mom, I prefer -blam!-, anyway."


J/K.

  • 11.17.2004 1:09 PM PDT
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i am very tired of this anti-video game nonsense. video games are art, and tell me you have not seen a violent movie, painting, song, tv show.....
but if you must deprave young minds of culture, feel free to utilize your V-chip, the xbox esrb setting, and other means to impose your fanatical 18 year reign!

im not biased at all!!

  • 11.17.2004 1:28 PM PDT
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Let's all email them niceley and see what they will say. I bet you it will be ferel children. I'm tired of being mistreeted when I was a kid. I was pretty mature, and now that I've been a teen, all adults treet me like a pot headed futureless -blam!-.

  • 11.17.2004 1:38 PM PDT
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Moms against video games. THat's like saying tomato sauce against video games. No one cares.

  • 11.17.2004 1:43 PM PDT
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Moms against video games. THat's like saying tomato sauce against video games. No one cares.


If tomato sauce could understand even a markup language as basic as HTML, I would care.

  • 11.17.2004 1:46 PM PDT
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They don't understand what a "clan" is. A clan is a group that is "assembled" to compete in a competition. What jackasses. I think we should email that site and say that they don't understand the purpose of a video game. Either that or just instult them overwelmingly over and over again. Just some thoughts...

[Edited on 11/17/2004 3:38:32 PM]

  • 11.17.2004 3:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: ZogsSexWax
They don't understand what a "clan" is. A clan is a group that is "assembled" to compete in a competition. What jackasses. I think we should email that site and say that they don't understand the purpose of a video game. Either that or just instult them overwelmingly over and over again. Just some thoughts...


I think that would be a great idea! Let's email them not to spam, but to show our opposition to their lies and f***ed up beliefs. Their email address: contact@mavav.org

  • 11.17.2004 4:45 PM PDT
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There's already a thread 'bout that. *Puffs up chest proudly*

... never mind... *looks down at shoes*.....

[Edited on 11/17/2004 5:00:06 PM]

  • 11.17.2004 4:51 PM PDT
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Anything that starts with the words "mothers against.." Is generally not worth looking at.

  • 11.17.2004 6:12 PM PDT