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Subject: the one thing you want to do to 343guiltyspark
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what is the one thing you wish you could do to that little blue self-richouse half-pint.
(go wild)

  • 05.29.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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take him out to dinner

  • 05.29.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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I would shove him in a super-cannon fire him straight into a mile thick brick wall as he comes out the other end, Missiles lock on to him smashing him so he's partly funchioning and then he crashes into the [color=yellow]sun[/color]

  • 05.29.2004 11:20 PM PDT
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why does everyone hate him. he was just doing his job

  • 05.29.2004 11:32 PM PDT
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id get him in an interrogation room and finally find out who exactly the forerunners are, and if there is any connection to the humans.

  • 05.30.2004 12:16 AM PDT
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Id chain him to a wall and let every Halo player on earth throw rocks at him.

Cheers,
~Kain

  • 05.30.2004 1:47 AM PDT
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i'd put a 'kick me' sticker on him!

  • 05.30.2004 1:55 AM PDT
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I'd wipe his personality and turn him into a personal slave like thing.
"We've got no soccer ball..."
"Again Sir?"
"Sorry (underbreath) ha ha ha."

  • 05.30.2004 3:20 AM PDT
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i just want him to die

  • 05.30.2004 7:59 AM PDT
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let my dog chew on him

  • 05.30.2004 10:27 AM PDT
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There's no justice like baseball bat justice. Angry mob justice my substitute.

  • 05.30.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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that's what i like to here.
personaly i'd put him in a monster truck rally and have grave-digger run him over till he was nothing but a festering pile of slag

  • 05.30.2004 12:04 PM PDT
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Let my dog, uhum, do whatever he wants with him...............

(this certain dog likes to eat trash and spark is considered trash)

then take the dog craup and burn it then flush it down bill gate's toliet.

[Edited on 5/31/2004 9:06:32 AM]

  • 05.31.2004 9:04 AM PDT
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i would like to become good friends with him and play football together!
Not really i would.....ummm....ummm....kick him yeah!

  • 05.31.2004 9:09 AM PDT
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he is so sexy.
for girls! i mean for girls! im not like that!!! really!!!!!
i have to leave

  • 05.31.2004 9:34 AM PDT
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Personally I think that 343GS is kinda cool. He's got all these sentinals flying round, protecting him. The flood are kind or in his control (they never seem to attack him, and they always turn up whenever he wants). He's got that whole big-invincible-boss character down to an art. Those little chuckles and that make him that little bit more annoying. But you have to admit, Halo woudn't have been Halo without him. On the otherhand, he does sometimes sound a little camp from time to time.

  • 05.31.2004 10:39 AM PDT
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i would freeze him, then connect him to a electric pylon and if hes still not dead throw him into a volcano!

  • 05.31.2004 2:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: tmone17
id get him in an interrogation room and finally find out who exactly the forerunners are, and if there is any connection to the humans.


Im with u. We can tell so much from the little he said to MC like the [color=red] FORERUNNERS ARE HUMANS [/color] and the technology he must have in his databases, we could beat the covenent at there one game (forerunner tech).
I'd also want to get my hands on that [color=purple] class 12 armor (MC's is class 3) [/color] ...imagen about what u could do with that.

[Edited on 10/10/2004 5:11:06 PM]

  • 10.10.2004 5:09 PM PDT
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I would re-program him so he kills covenant.And put cup holders on him.

  • 10.11.2004 11:46 AM PDT
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Find out if he's water proof.

  • 10.11.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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I'd rip out his filthy little innards

  • 10.11.2004 3:25 PM PDT
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I am insuted that you would bad mouth a brother a brother!!!!!!!!! the reclaimer was obviously delirious. I am the only one of us who has a "normal" emotion subroutine. 343 is still alive!!
you puny humans could only wish to be a reclamer!!!!!!!!!!!
*HMmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

  • 10.11.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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I would feed him to his own sentinals.

  • 10.12.2004 1:32 PM PDT
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I'd put magnets on him.
BIG MAGNETS!!!

  • 10.12.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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I would ruin his self esteem and be like... hey ugly ... your stupid! and he would go through life being depressed.

  • 10.16.2004 1:30 PM PDT

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