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Subject: the one thing you want to do to 343guiltyspark
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Hump him!

  • 10.16.2004 2:42 PM PDT
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i would likely just call him a name and leave it at that

  • 10.16.2004 3:37 PM PDT
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After I had gotten all the intelligence I needed from Spark. I would throw him in a magnetic holding chamber, then I would go into the control room, hit the switch, and then comes the fun part. I would have six different switches, each switch would trigger a different panel in the room to magnetize. So I would have fun for hours hitting the different switches, watching Spark bounce around inside the chamber like a pinball in a pinball machine. Then after he was all dented up, I would take him out on a charter boat in the ocean,not just any part of the ocean though, a part of the ocean where the bottom is miles down. I would then secure him to a five-ton anchor and let him drop all the way to the bottom, where I would let him lay for the better part of the day. After our little "deep sea adventure", I would take him to one of our top secret weapons facilities, where I would have him fastened to a planet killer megaton nuke. He would then be in the hands of the UNSC. They would take him on a secret mission to obliterate one of the covenant home worlds. You see? This is the best part of my plan. We will be taking out an entire covenant colony, and at the same time we will have been rid of that little SOB. After the explosion I would send some ships to scout out the area where spark and the covenant colony once existed. If any remains of spark were recovered from the wreckage I would have it picked up by one of the scouting parties, and have him returned to my posession. I would then have his remains, I would keep them on display in my house, not because I'm some sick in the head mental case who takes pleasure in destroying things and hanging them on my wall for decoration, but because I would be reminded every day, that everytime I walk by my scrap metal display that I killed 343 Guilty Spark.

  • 10.16.2004 10:16 PM PDT
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Crush it with my feet :)

  • 10.17.2004 5:39 AM PDT
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i'd put him in a fish tank. and have him as a pet!

  • 10.17.2004 6:54 AM PDT
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I'd practice headbutting him every day.

  • 10.17.2004 7:21 AM PDT
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I wanna make his stupid blue evil a-hole body crushed, set on fire, shot, blown up, blown up again, get exposed to radiation that slowly peels your skin off, blow him up agian with a nuke, stab him, and drown him. I hope that wasn't too violent for you.

  • 10.17.2004 8:08 AM PDT
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i wana piss on him and make him go offline permanetly

  • 10.17.2004 8:12 AM PDT
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You know, when you're making that last desperate attempt to overload the POA's reactors and blow Halo into croutons, and that busy-bodied little bastard keeps chatting in your ear and flying past you playing with the computers, I can't immagine the REAL chief not taking a moment there to grab his shotgun by the barrel to put the fear of God and baseball into him. A little revenge goes a long way, and most likely so does a floating metal pissant like Sparky. I can just see him flying off into the distance of the engine room, swivelling trying to regain some gravity, and almost succeeding just before slamming into solid titanium.

But that's just my fantasy...

  • 10.17.2004 12:18 PM PDT
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I'd keep him as my best friend and re-attempt to plot universal destruction..after I play with him for hours :D

<3 343GS

  • 10.17.2004 12:20 PM PDT
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i would like to pee on him then shove him down the tiolet and crap on him.
if that does not kill him ill find a way

  • 10.17.2004 12:54 PM PDT
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Rip out his flight system(there is SOMETHING in that tin ball that makes it float.) and replace it with one that can be remote controlled. Then just have fun for hours making him bounce into walls.

*ping!*
"Stop that this instant or I shall sick the sentinels on you."
"they're already on my side and I'm having too much fun.
*CLANG!*
"Ow! Did you really have to slam me into that particularly hard piece of metal?"
"yep."
*poing!*

You get my point.

  • 10.17.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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Mess with the teleportation grid, so he teleports into the center of Threshold. Nothing like several millions pound of pressure the break a ball.

  • 10.17.2004 2:37 PM PDT
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id shank him

  • 10.20.2004 8:58 AM PDT

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