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Subject: 200 ways to tell if your a noob
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1. you think the sword is the ultimate weapon
2. you think just because you are a 20 in ts your good
3. you cheat
4. you take 3 or more shots to kill someone with the sniper
5. you beat your teamates down to get the sniper even though they are better than you

  • 06.12.2007 6:06 PM PDT

Posted by: Jacob1231
Can the title update include new achievements and avatar awards?

Posted by: Face7Eater
It's going to include new weapons, new maps, new storyline, new characters, it's getting changed from FPS to an MMO, and biggest of all, it's now going to be based on a famous Saturday morning cartoon.

6. You don't understand weapon acronyms like BR.

[Edited on 06.12.2007 6:10 PM PDT]

  • 06.12.2007 6:10 PM PDT
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7. You make stupid forum post lists.

  • 06.12.2007 6:12 PM PDT
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8. You quit because you're down by one in a CTF game. God forbid people actually stay and try.

  • 06.12.2007 6:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Domo
7. You make stupid forum post lists.

9 your name is domo and you make 2 number 7s

  • 06.12.2007 6:14 PM PDT
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10 you use the noob combo
11. you think when you help your teammate get a kill its ownage...
12. you don't know how to capture the flag

  • 06.12.2007 6:18 PM PDT
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10. You bragg everytime you get a double kill or no scope somebody.
11. When you get pwned you accuse everybody of cheating.

  • 06.12.2007 6:18 PM PDT
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dang it you made me jack up the order. way to go

  • 06.12.2007 6:19 PM PDT

Posted by: Jacob1231
Can the title update include new achievements and avatar awards?

Posted by: Face7Eater
It's going to include new weapons, new maps, new storyline, new characters, it's getting changed from FPS to an MMO, and biggest of all, it's now going to be based on a famous Saturday morning cartoon.

13. You teabag the wrong body.
14. You go to the bathroom in the middle of a ranked match.

  • 06.12.2007 6:20 PM PDT
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....AND THE #1 REASON.... your mom yells at you because you are a 10-12 year old and its past your bedtime!!!!!

  • 06.12.2007 6:22 PM PDT
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15. your playing on warlock and take the flag into the wrong base

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  • 06.12.2007 6:22 PM PDT

16. You triple team some1 and say you just got owned -blam!-

  • 06.12.2007 6:31 PM PDT
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17. Everytime you die, you say you got double teamed (I know a guy...).

18.You claim that the BR is the ultimate skill weapon.

19. You think BXR takes skill (someone has said this on the Halo 3 forum).

  • 06.12.2007 6:35 PM PDT
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20. You don't understand how to use contractions.

  • 06.12.2007 6:43 PM PDT
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21. you are a covenant elite
22. you insist you cna own people so 1v1 you get owned
23. you think contractions are need on dont isnt and things
24. you think your good because you cna scope in and snipe a guy
25. everytime you die in a BR game you go its only because he double shot

[Edited on 06.12.2007 6:48 PM PDT]

  • 06.12.2007 6:47 PM PDT

Carpe Noctum!

26. you superbounce and say you owned someone when you are up there

  • 06.12.2007 6:53 PM PDT
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28. ...misuse of the word "your"...


XD didn't know I was beaten to the punch "20. You don't understand how to use contractions."

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29. GTs having something to do with a specific game (a game called Halo)

  • 06.12.2007 7:20 PM PDT
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does that include character names such as "spartan117" or "mastercheif07"


those tend to annoy me.

  • 06.12.2007 7:22 PM PDT
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1. Don't know the grammatical difference between "your" and "you're."

  • 06.12.2007 7:25 PM PDT
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Definitely, but even worse are the "4 shot" "Bxr" "Lxr" "Bxb" "take notes" and the many other "pro" impersonators.

  • 06.12.2007 7:26 PM PDT
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30. you get 1 kill and call some1 a nub while the person that killed u has 20 more kills then u

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  • 06.12.2007 7:31 PM PDT
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I bet I've seen a dumber thread than you have.

31. you dont understand what BR1 2 and 3 is

  • 06.12.2007 7:35 PM PDT

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