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Subject: Story Post. I make A sentance , then someon else, etc,,,
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Heres the rules

- Only One sentance per post
- Plz only one post in a row. unless u got a good sentance next,
- NO stupid stuff , stick to halo topic
- Have some laughs

First Sentance
( contuing for the ending of halo 2)

As Master Chief enters earth in the covenent ship, he heres a large BAM and thousands of thousands of Brutes and Jackels all in line Facing the last of the Human Army on earth.


[Edited on 11/17/2004 9:33:59 PM]

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How long can that sentence be?

Oops, I ruined it.

[Edited on 11/17/2004 10:12:58 PM]

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Then one of the grunts -blam!-s his pants prolonging the disturbing silence...

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after the grunt is done "relieving" himself, the words "Oh -blam!-" are heard faintly on the breeze...

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The grunt begins to charge foward at an alarming rate for such a creature.

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and for some reason trips over nothing, gets a bloddy nose(or whatever they have) and his methane breather is de pressurized and he blows up in a HUGE fireball, significantly shortning the armies' forces.

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LITTLE PEOPLE FIRST!!!!

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Then Master Chief (A.K.A Micheal Jackson) comes out and and, while busting a kick-A dance solo, begins to fire upon the the dazled soldiers.

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While Sergeant Johnson(aka Sergeant Johnson) starts to get it on with a female elite like chef in south park.

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Then they get over all the distratons and have a BIG AMERICAN DANCE PARTY (while fighting the enemy ( and winning).)!

[Edited on 11/18/2004 5:34:04 PM]

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During which Gravemind desperately tries to get laid by wearing a poorly fitted Cortana costume.

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He fails and explodes in disapointed fury.

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which, unfortunately, kills yet another third of the entire covenant army, and only two marines.

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now with two-thirds the covenant army dead the marines and the master chief start pushing the covie line back with all that they have

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but he tripped over his untied shoelace, then he realizes that he has no shoelaces

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The real MC (aka: John) lands in the real ship, sticks his SMG up Michael Jackson's hole, and blows him away. He proceeds to kick more covie ass than Jackson ever would. He also knocks Sarge out for having Elite problems...

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Let grunts Sleep!!!

Then a grunt starts nibbling on the sarges butt.

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Sarge rips a wet, soggy one.

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just then two hunters give the chief a bear hug and squeeze so hard they cut him in too, then the two halves each grab a sword and start beating them up.

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It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Then Mister Chief runs in, lays an egg, and proceeds to paint himself with pink-glitter paint.

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Master chief does a warthog jump and lands behind enemy lines; the pink-glitter paint camoflauges him.

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Then Te Chief's gun-holding arm falls off and he crashes the warthog.

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which ends in an explosion destroying the rst of the covenant, while somehow, he survives and goes on to become the last action hero.

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But hollywood is looking for losers, not action heros, so MC sticks his Battle Rifle up the directors ~Blam!~ and pulls the trigger.........

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.... 'till it goes *click, click* -from The Big Lebouski-

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