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Subject: Lukems, you made a big Typing Error...
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Posted by: evilcam
Bungie has no choice but to fire him now. I think it would go something like this;

Some Bungie big-wig: "Luke, one of the forum goers noticed a BIG typing error in your News article. I'm afraid I have no choice but to fire you."

Luke: "What did I do?"

SBB-W: "Apparently you posted something about 35 years when you meant days, and something about 800 or so years when you meant hours."

Luke: "Ummmm, but that was what you told me to write."

SBB-W: "True, but someone found it, and thought it was inconstant, so it was clearly a massive error, and now you're fired."

Luke: "Okay, I guess I can see things from your perspective. I'll pack my things and go."

SBB-W: "Good luck to you young man."

Luke: "Thank you. I hope Halo 3 is very successful."

SBB-W: "What's a Halo?"

*world explodes*

You may be asking yourself; "why would Bungie fire him when he made no mistake, and why would the world explode?"

The answer to both questions is probably 42.


Possibly the funniest thing I've seen in the forums. Note: The Latest Webmaster content is by far the funniest stuff on the whole site.

[Edited on 06.16.2007 10:42 PM PDT]

  • 06.16.2007 9:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: duffman6969
Posted by: evilcam
Bungie has no choice but to fire him now. I think it would go something like this;

Some Bungie big-wig: "Luke, one of the forum goers noticed a BIG typing error in your News article. I'm afraid I have no choice but to fire you."

Luke: "What did I do?"

SBB-W: "Apparently you posted something about 35 years when you meant days, and something about 800 or so years when you meant hours."

Luke: "Ummmm, but that was what you told me to write."

SBB-W: "True, but someone found it, and thought it was inconstant, so it was clearly a massive error, and now you're fired."

Luke: "Okay, I guess I can see things from your perspective. I'll pack my things and go."

SBB-W: "Good luck to you young man."

Luke: "Thank you. I hope Halo 3 is very successful."

SBB-W: "What's a Halo?"

*world explodes*

You may be asking yourself; "why would Bungie fire him when he made no mistake, and why would the world explode?"

The answer to both questions is probably 42.


Are you high?!!


You have to be familiar with the book: "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" to understand that post.

  • 06.16.2007 10:28 PM PDT
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Really I don't know what's more infuriating. The fact that Evilcam is making 'Hitchhikers' jokes (heresy, cam, how could you steal my one true love?) or the fact that the rest of you little monsters pulled apart, undermined and outright missed the joke. It's just... GAH... GAH!!!

I'm locking this because... oh you little cretins... and the fact that the thread was answered about 30 posts ago.

I swear you lot are testament to the 'useless third of the Golgafrinchan population" theory.

  • 06.17.2007 3:41 AM PDT

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