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Flesh and blood eh?
The only thing that comes to mind when I think about Bungie domineering and controlling a flesh and blood creature solely for their amusement is; your mom.
Although I may mean all of our moms.
Here is the problem though, you can't own a person anymore. Its immoral and illegal. Which is a good thing, and I'd never even try to attempt to change that fact.
However, if we simply use some semantic jujitsu, we can get around a portion of that, simply for the humorous outcome. If we simply take the "PC" approach the the problem, we can replace "pet ownership" with "pet guardian". Meaning, that Bungie would only be the guardian of all of our moms. Which, provided they don't abuse them, is perfectly legal and moral.
There we did it. You mom is now under Bungie's "Guardianship". Let the celebration that will last a full year begin.