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Subject: If Bungie HAD to have a real flesh and blood pet.... what would it be?
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This is a question that's played on my mind for many, many days.

  • 06.15.2007 2:45 PM PDT
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Ling Ling.

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Are you finding Ling-Ling?

  • 06.15.2007 2:58 PM PDT

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Ling Ling is real flesh. Well, really rapidly deteriorating flesh, anyway.

But the blood is all gone, drained before the head was put in the jar, I'd wager.

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Look... Ling Ling is gone.... ok

Edit: I mean... with respect an all =P

[Edited on 06.15.2007 3:07 PM PDT]

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Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Drunken gorilla.

  • 06.15.2007 6:39 PM PDT

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  • 06.15.2007 6:43 PM PDT

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Posted by: Shishka
Ling Ling is real flesh. Well, really rapidly deteriorating flesh, anyway.

But the blood is all gone, drained before the head was put in the jar, I'd wager.


Dude, you're totally not giving the formaldehyde any credit.

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A retarded fish/monkey.

  • 06.15.2007 11:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: Shishka
Ling Ling is real flesh. Well, really rapidly deteriorating flesh, anyway.

But the blood is all gone, drained before the head was put in the jar, I'd wager.


Dude, you're totally not giving the formaldehyde any credit.


or better yet

Shishka IS the (C+P the long word) formaldehyde

  • 06.15.2007 11:25 PM PDT
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Soffish plus Ling-Ling = Ling Fish

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Posted by: Muno
Soffish plus Ling-Ling = Ling Fish


YES!

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LING FISH by god you're on to something Muno. We want ling fish, we want ling fish. I swear that is freakin' awesome!

  • 06.16.2007 12:02 PM PDT

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Soffish!


Fershizel.

Soffish is a awsome person.... i talked to him once

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  • 06.16.2007 1:30 PM PDT

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No no, Soffish only look come alive. Do not eat. Real fishes may hurt human body. Soffish fake 100% harmless.

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I know where Ling-Ling is.

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Ling ling is their deceased pet. An new real life pet would definately have to be a drunol. And have you noticed that on some bottles of herbal essences an ingredient is "lang lang"? Relative perhaps?

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Flesh and blood eh?

The only thing that comes to mind when I think about Bungie domineering and controlling a flesh and blood creature solely for their amusement is; your mom.

Although I may mean all of our moms.

Here is the problem though, you can't own a person anymore. Its immoral and illegal. Which is a good thing, and I'd never even try to attempt to change that fact.

However, if we simply use some semantic jujitsu, we can get around a portion of that, simply for the humorous outcome. If we simply take the "PC" approach the the problem, we can replace "pet ownership" with "pet guardian". Meaning, that Bungie would only be the guardian of all of our moms. Which, provided they don't abuse them, is perfectly legal and moral.

There we did it. You mom is now under Bungie's "Guardianship". Let the celebration that will last a full year begin.

  • 06.16.2007 6:28 PM PDT


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Ling Ling.


there u go

  • 06.17.2007 3:58 PM PDT

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Flesh and blood eh?

The only thing that comes to mind when I think about Bungie domineering and controlling a flesh and blood creature solely for their amusement is; your mom.

Although I may mean all of our moms.

Here is the problem though, you can't own a person anymore. Its immoral and illegal. Which is a good thing, and I'd never even try to attempt to change that fact.

However, if we simply use some semantic jujitsu, we can get around a portion of that, simply for the humorous outcome. If we simply take the "PC" approach the the problem, we can replace "pet ownership" with "pet guardian". Meaning, that Bungie would only be the guardian of all of our moms. Which, provided they don't abuse them, is perfectly legal and moral.

There we did it. You mom is now under Bungie's "Guardianship". Let the celebration that will last a full year begin.

lol....

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There we did it. You mom is now under Bungie's "Guardianship". Let the celebration that will last a full year begin.


Damn.... I hope they take better care of Mom than Ling-Ling =P

  • 06.18.2007 6:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
There we did it. You mom is now under Bungie's "Guardianship". Let the celebration that will last a full year begin.


Damn.... I hope they take better care of Mom than Ling-Ling =P

The only reason everyone desires my mom so much is her 1337 skill at baking cookies.

  • 06.18.2007 6:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: evilcam
There we did it. You mom is now under Bungie's "Guardianship". Let the celebration that will last a full year begin.


Damn.... I hope they take better care of Mom than Ling-Ling =P


Only for the sake of keeping it legal.

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I demand that it be Zaggles The Cat!

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