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Subject: If Bungie HAD to have a real flesh and blood pet.... what would it be?
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A bear! They look cool and will maul your face off if you bug them! ( insert Moral Orel gulp here)

  • 06.19.2007 8:40 PM PDT
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An insane elephant.

  • 06.19.2007 10:33 PM PDT

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My gamertag is SHADOWRIDERJP.

Ling Ling is made of flesh and blood.

  • 06.19.2007 10:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: elmicker
Ling Ling.

  • 06.19.2007 10:54 PM PDT
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They would have an insane guinea pig, who feeds off the souls of the let down people who found the ip addresses, waited until 12, and got nothing...


Damn you bungie, your guinea pig grows fatter and fatter each and everyday

  • 06.19.2007 11:24 PM PDT
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I've always imagined them to have a cute rabbit as a pet.

It just seems to fit.

  • 06.19.2007 11:47 PM PDT
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A rat in a mister cheif costume

  • 06.20.2007 7:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: joemofo619
They would have an insane guinea pig, who feeds off the souls of the let down people who found the ip addresses, waited until 12, and got nothing...


Damn you bungie, your guinea pig grows fatter and fatter each and everyday
WTF???

  • 06.20.2007 7:28 AM PDT
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There we did it. You mom is now under Bungie's "Guardianship". Let the celebration that will last a full year begin.

Damn.... I hope they take better care of Mom than Ling-Ling =P

The only reason everyone desires my mom so much is her 1337 skill at baking cookies.

If by 1337 skill at baking cookies, you mean doing things that make the Kama Sutra look like a childrens book, then yes.

  • 06.20.2007 7:36 AM PDT
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ME

  • 06.20.2007 8:33 AM PDT

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Ling Ling is real flesh. Well, really rapidly deteriorating flesh, anyway.

But the blood is all gone, drained before the head was put in the jar, I'd wager.


Dude, you're totally not giving the formaldehyde any credit.


Apparently formaldehyde is effective for only so long. I'm quite serious when I say that Ling Ling's head is dissolving in its jar. This is why Ling Ling spends most days in the shadow of the black fabric people have taken to covering the jar with.

  • 06.20.2007 3:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: Shishka
Apparently formaldehyde is effective for only so long. I'm quite serious when I say that Ling Ling's head is dissolving in its jar. This is why Ling Ling spends most days in the shadow of the black fabric people have taken to covering the jar with.


Well, I guess you would know better than myself. I thought the black fabric was just because the janitor got sick of cleaning up all the vomit around that area.

  • 06.20.2007 3:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: SS_Zag1
Posted by: Shishka
Apparently formaldehyde is effective for only so long. I'm quite serious when I say that Ling Ling's head is dissolving in its jar. This is why Ling Ling spends most days in the shadow of the black fabric people have taken to covering the jar with.


Well, I guess you would know better than myself. I thought the black fabric was just because the janitor got sick of cleaning up all the vomit around that area.


I still don't understand why it need be this decapitated and slowly dissolving mutt. Seriously, what about a cat. Cats are cool. Right?

  • 06.20.2007 5:23 PM PDT

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Im still curious as to what happened to the rest of Ling Ling. Is it stuffed and on display in some cheap two-bit pimps office/street corner somewhere?

  • 06.21.2007 4:40 AM PDT
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Your mom.

OOOH.

  • 06.22.2007 5:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Flesh and blood eh?

The only thing that comes to mind when I think about Bungie domineering and controlling a flesh and blood creature solely for their amusement is; your mom.

Although I may mean all of our moms.

Here is the problem though, you can't own a person anymore. Its immoral and illegal. Which is a good thing, and I'd never even try to attempt to change that fact.

However, if we simply use some semantic jujitsu, we can get around a portion of that, simply for the humorous outcome. If we simply take the "PC" approach the the problem, we can replace "pet ownership" with "pet guardian". Meaning, that Bungie would only be the guardian of all of our moms. Which, provided they don't abuse them, is perfectly legal and moral.

There we did it. You mom is now under Bungie's "Guardianship". Let the celebration that will last a full year begin.



Then let's break out the pop rocks and coke and party like a bunch of son of a -blam!-es!

(Please dont ban me, im only joking)

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  • 06.22.2007 8:17 PM PDT

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Your mom.

OOOH.


You're a little late to the party. We already covered your mom. *pun intended*

  • 06.22.2007 8:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: evilcam
Flesh and blood eh?

The only thing that comes to mind when I think about Bungie domineering and controlling a flesh and blood creature solely for their amusement is; your mom.

Although I may mean all of our moms.

Here is the problem though, you can't own a person anymore. Its immoral and illegal. Which is a good thing, and I'd never even try to attempt to change that fact.

However, if we simply use some semantic jujitsu, we can get around a portion of that, simply for the humorous outcome. If we simply take the "PC" approach the the problem, we can replace "pet ownership" with "pet guardian". Meaning, that Bungie would only be the guardian of all of our moms. Which, provided they don't abuse them, is perfectly legal and moral.

There we did it. You mom is now under Bungie's "Guardianship". Let the celebration that will last a full year begin.


If it is true bungie is guardians of all mothers, then bungie itself would be a mother, which means bungie is my grandmother ... you're old

  • 06.23.2007 6:10 AM PDT

I shall cut into 343 Industries Headquarters, retrieve the Halo Bible and burn any 343 Industries employee that stands in my way.

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A chimp.

  • 06.23.2007 6:35 AM PDT
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grunt . . . how do we know they aren't real?

  • 06.23.2007 8:29 AM PDT
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A Kangaroo. Yup. The Australian Rodent.

  • 06.24.2007 9:30 AM PDT

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I blame stosh.

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Ling Ling.

  • 06.24.2007 11:48 AM PDT

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