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Subject: "Yo Momma" Jokes...
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Anyone got any good ones?

  • 05.30.2004 10:25 AM PDT

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i dont know they are kinda dumb and they aint that funny

  • 05.30.2004 10:29 AM PDT
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what about


yo mommas so dumb she stared at an juice box for 1 hour cause it said concentrate.

enh? funny? no i didnt think so....*sigh*

  • 05.30.2004 10:30 AM PDT
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Yo mama's so dumb see got hit by a parked car! oooo now that has to be the lamest of the lame.

  • 05.30.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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lol but its funny!

Yo mommas so fat

*oh here we go*

that other fat women are in orbit around her

  • 05.30.2004 10:37 AM PDT
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Yo momma so fat that nothing can get close enough to be that fat(-blam!- isnt it i just made it up mwahahaha)

  • 05.30.2004 10:40 AM PDT

Your momma's so fat....





...It takes two rings to bind her.

  • 05.30.2004 10:51 AM PDT
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Yo momma is so fat, she has to put on her belt with a boomerang.... I got nothing.

  • 05.30.2004 11:22 AM PDT
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Yo momma is so fat,


When she wears high heels, she strikes oil!


Yo momma is so poor,

She had to put a second mortgage on her cardboard box!



www.yourmom.com

Excellent joke site! (Seriously, im not kidding. It works, I swear)

[Edited on 5/30/2004 11:59:09 AM]

  • 05.30.2004 11:58 AM PDT
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Yo momma's so fat that she uses a matress for a -blam!-.

  • 05.30.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears an X-files t-shirt helicopters try an land on her

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red shirt the kids start to say "Koooool Aid!"

yea, i got nothing

  • 05.30.2004 2:02 PM PDT
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Yo momma's so ugly that the reason she has long hair is because it is running away from her face!

  • 05.30.2004 2:17 PM PDT

SB-117

Your mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone....

[Edited on 5/30/2004 2:29:52 PM]

  • 05.30.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a watch on each arm cuz shes in two different time zones.

  • 05.30.2004 2:52 PM PDT
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yo mamma so stupid she stole a free sample!

  • 05.30.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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Yo momma so fat she wears Halo for a belt.

  • 07.26.2004 3:50 PM PDT
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Yo mamma so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

yo mamma so stupid she sat in front of the orange juice box for 3 hours cause it said concentrate.

  • 07.26.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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Here's a stupid one. Yo mama's so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

  • 07.26.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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Yo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry

Yo momma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side

  • 07.26.2004 3:56 PM PDT
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I already said that!

  • 07.26.2004 3:57 PM PDT

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Ha. I haven't laughed that hard since I last looked at your momma!

  • 07.26.2004 3:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Maskless Grunt
I already said that!


You beat me to it!!!......you must die now

  • 07.26.2004 3:59 PM PDT

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