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Subject: "Yo Momma" Jokes...
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Bring it on. *Pulls out a Covenant energy sword and a fuel rod gun *

  • 07.26.2004 4:02 PM PDT
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Fine then i well *pulls out mini gun and toothpick*

[Edited on 7/26/2004 4:04:53 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 4:04 PM PDT
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STOP, just cause yo mamma's teeth can shread chesse, you guys don't have to fight.

  • 07.26.2004 4:07 PM PDT
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Thats it Lil G!!! you must die now.....talkin bout my momma like that!! shame on you!

  • 07.26.2004 4:08 PM PDT
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*Pulls out Yo' Mamma*

Yeesssss

  • 07.26.2004 4:09 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Posted by: Frogwart
Your momma's so fat....





...It takes two rings to bind her.




[color="steelblue"]Best. Mamma joke. Ever![/color]

  • 07.26.2004 4:10 PM PDT
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Barney walks up and takes off his mask,"Stupidhead, my son. You're my long lost child."

  • 07.26.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: McSpaanky
yo mamma so stupid she stole a free sample!

Haha some guy actually did that

  • 07.26.2004 4:12 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

Here's a bad one:

[color="steelblue"]Your mother is so fat, she plays pool with the planets![/color]

  • 07.26.2004 4:13 PM PDT
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yo moma is so fat is affects her self esteem

  • 07.26.2004 4:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lil G
Barney walks up and takes off his mask,"Stupidhead, my son. You're my long lost child."


WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls to knees grabs hair and screams some more*

  • 07.26.2004 4:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Draag
yo moma is so fat is affects her self esteem


Also your moma is so fat she ate a whole cake by herself

  • 07.26.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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Yo mamma's so fat when she turns around it is her birthday...

now if u don't unda stand that you are an iillter... you are a pompus... your just a dumbass

  • 07.26.2004 4:17 PM PDT
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Yo moma is so fat, she is trying to loose weight

  • 07.26.2004 4:21 PM PDT
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You keep my mom outta this, and I'll keep this *Points down* outta your mom.

  • 07.26.2004 4:31 PM PDT
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yo mamma is like a door knob, everyone get a turn.

  • 07.26.2004 4:34 PM PDT
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yo mamma is like a fan everyone gets blowed.

  • 07.26.2004 5:12 PM PDT
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Yo mamma's breath is so bad when she talks her teeth duck. Ouch, that was horrible.

  • 07.26.2004 5:14 PM PDT
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WHO'S?

  • 07.26.2004 5:21 PM PDT
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Your momma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

  • 07.26.2004 5:27 PM PDT

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