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YOU are so dumb u have to steal a joke from bubble gum advertisment.

  • 07.26.2004 5:30 PM PDT
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Oh I got another one Your Momma is so old that when you look at her Birth certificate its made outta stone.

Edit: I wouldnt talk lol alot of people here are using ones from websites and not even being creative.

[Edited on 7/26/2004 5:31:22 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 5:30 PM PDT
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yo mamma is so old she braided jesus's hair.

Another,

yo mamma is so old Jesus is in her yearbook.

  • 07.26.2004 5:33 PM PDT

yo momma is so ugly when she went to an stripclub people paid her money to keep her clothes on

yeah i know it was crapy but that was all i got

  • 07.26.2004 6:06 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

your mom is like a chipmunk,she always has nuts in her mouth


your momma's so old she farts dust

your mommas voice is so nasty i got an ear infection from her on the phone

[Edited on 7/26/2004 6:15:54 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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Yo Momma is so fat she has her own climate!

  • 07.26.2004 6:37 PM PDT
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Your Momma is like a bowling ball.....she gets handled,fingered,and thrown in to the gutter!

  • 07.26.2004 7:03 PM PDT
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LMAO. That makes absolutely no sense, Captain^^^^

[Edited on 7/26/2004 7:13:25 PM]

  • 07.26.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck

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  • 07.26.2004 7:32 PM PDT
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yo mama's teeth r so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

  • 07.27.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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yo mamas so poor she was kicking a can around and someone siad what are you doing then she replied I'm moving

  • 07.27.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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Yo Mamma so so fat she got three sizes...Large, Xtra Large, and Oh my God its coming toward us.

  • 07.27.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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yo mamas teeth are so yellow she went in the church and everyone shouted i see the light!!!!!(lamo)

  • 07.27.2004 12:26 PM PDT
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yo mama's so poor, she can't afford to "pay attention"

u get it "PAY ATTENTION"

(man, I crack my self up sometimes.)

  • 07.27.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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Yo mama so fat she walk outside with a black and Yellow dress and some one yelled, "TAXI!!!"

  • 07.27.2004 12:30 PM PDT
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yo mama's so old she has dried breast milk

  • 07.27.2004 12:38 PM PDT
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Yo mama is so hairy it look like she got Don King in a head-lock

  • 07.27.2004 12:40 PM PDT
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yo mama so fat kids use her butt for shade

  • 07.27.2004 12:41 PM PDT
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Yo mama so fat she put in a pair of high heels and struck oil.

  • 07.27.2004 12:43 PM PDT
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someone said that.

yo mama so ugly everyone died, the end.

  • 07.27.2004 12:47 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

hey man!! keep my mom out of this,and ill keep this out of your mom!!

  • 07.27.2004 1:37 PM PDT
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don't mock my mommy

  • 07.27.2004 1:39 PM PDT

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