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Recent archealogical studies have revealed more about Brute history, most notably the lineage of their rulers. And so sayeth the Book of the Ape in Chapter 1, verses 2-9,
"In the beginning there was the Almighty Kong, and it was good. Then the Almighty Kong begat a son, who was known throughout the land as King Kong. King Kong begat Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong begat Diddy Kong, Diddy Kong begat Curious George, Curious George begat Furious George, Furious George begat the Bungie Ape, and the Bungie Ape begat Tartarus, smelliest of hammer-wielding apes, who begat the greatest of apes, our Lord and Savior, Dr. Zaius."
[Edited on 11/18/2004 8:13:03 PM]