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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn
thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

  • 11.19.2004 3:11 AM PDT
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Hmm.

  • 11.19.2004 5:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: wambobob
Hmm.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

  • 11.19.2004 5:22 AM PDT
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wow. this guy is creative.(sarcasm) but, it is funny, even though its not yours.

  • 11.19.2004 5:28 AM PDT
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plagarism.

  • 11.19.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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haha you suck.(unorginal)

  • 11.19.2004 2:31 PM PDT
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I Goddamn well know that I copied it. Some people might not have gotten the chain-mail, duh!?!

  • 11.20.2004 4:09 AM PDT
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there aren't many things that are longer than your life........wait a second there are none.

  • 11.20.2004 5:59 AM PDT
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[color=crimson]Like how you say "Granpaw".[/color]

  • 11.20.2004 11:54 AM PDT
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Posted by: halo_fanboy
I Goddamn well know that I copied it. Some people might not have gotten the chain-mail, duh!?!

That's why you put something on it stating it wasn't yours. Works better...

  • 11.20.2004 11:55 AM PDT
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This was stolen from a comedian on Comedy Central, I think, not an email/website.

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Posted by: Tanikaze
This was stolen from a comedian on Comedy Central, I think, not an email/website.

[color=crimson]Oh, you mean George Carlin? Perhaps in his book, well.. one of them.[/color]

  • 11.20.2004 11:58 AM PDT