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Great update guys! Okay here's my weekly update with substance about on par with you guys.
I was playing Myth II and a Souless popped out of the water and killed my only dwarf and I was like "-blam!- now the hoards of zombies will get Rurick!". So I did the only strategic option left, I used the deep bowl formation with all of my knights and built a wall to slow the zombies down through straight up suicide. The endless march chewed through my wall of 10 guys a lot faster than I was anticipating, so I fell back on my archers, which were already busy with a few zombies that managed to flank my formation. Pff, I only had 3 guys left to defend Rurick from at least 50 zombies, and so I started throwing the individual archers into the fray. Watching the first one peeled apart from all sides, affording a fraction of a second of leeway for that guy to reach the gates was a sight unimaginably painful to witness. SO THEN, it was home stretch, the gates were open, Rurick almost made it in, but he got caught on the next archer I was tossing into the hoard.
My last two archers and that dumb-blam!- Rurick get obliterated, the narrator was like "YOU DIED YOU BASTARD".
The End.
Oh, and the new programmer job opening,
"A love of combat on the high seas".
[Edited on 06.22.2007 10:40 PM PDT]