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Subject: Chuck Norris jokes
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1. He once went to the virgin islands, now there just the islands
2. chuck norris doesnt t bag, he galaxy drops

  • 06.24.2007 7:55 PM PDT
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3. chuck norris can swallow a rubix cube and poop it out solved
4. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajama pants
5. The boogey man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
6. Chucks Norris's tears are the only cure for cancer....to bad he never cries
7. Wilt Chamberlain has been reported to have slept with over 100,000 different woman, Chuck Norris calls that a slow teusday
8. Chuck Norris can make a woman hit her climax by pointing at her and saying boo



[Edited on 06.24.2007 8:05 PM PDT]

  • 06.24.2007 8:04 PM PDT
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Come with me to the dark side of the force. I'll drop the world on your f****** head.

GT: I Galactis I

MORE SPAM!! YAAAAY!!!

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  • 06.24.2007 8:05 PM PDT
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9.Chuck Norris had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
10.On the 7th day, God rested...Chuck Norris took over.
11.Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
12.Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
13.When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
14.Chuck Norris doesnt pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
15.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

  • 06.24.2007 8:27 PM PDT

16. Magyver can make an airplane out of toothpicks and chewing gum... Chuck Norris can kick his ass and take it

  • 06.24.2007 8:37 PM PDT
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1. chuck norris was once elected for god, he felt discraced
1. chuck norris bought a phone from virgin moblie, now the company is called "moble"

  • 06.24.2007 8:40 PM PDT