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9.Chuck Norris had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
10.On the 7th day, God rested...Chuck Norris took over.
11.Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
12.Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
13.When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
14.Chuck Norris doesnt pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
15.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.