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Posted by: MuellersDeath
I saw the trailer for The Bourne Supremecy though and that looks awesome.

The Bourne Supremacy is awesome. I watched it for like the millionth time last night.

It's one of the rare sequels that actually surpasses its predecessor.

  • 01.22.2005 9:20 AM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
*spoiler*

The funniest part in Shrek 2 was when the people ran out of ONE starbucks... and into another.

Hilario. I was crying I was laughing so hard.


I loved the part that was making fun of "Cops." The best was when they pulled out that bag of catnip and Antonio Banderas was like "I swear it's not mine!"

I was almost rolling on the ground in the theater, but I didn't 'cause we all know of the nastiness of theater floors.

  • 01.22.2005 9:23 AM PDT

"My knee is bleeding, can I have a bandaid?" "Today its your knee, and in 10 years it'll be your wrists, why are you making this my problem?"

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
*spoiler*

The funniest part in Shrek 2 was when the people ran out of ONE starbucks... and into another.

Hilario. I was crying I was laughing so hard.


I loved the part that was making fun of "Cops." The best was when they pulled out that bag of catnip and Antonio Banderas was like "I swear it's not mine!"

I was almost rolling on the ground in the theater, but I didn't 'cause we all know of the nastiness of theater floors.


Yeah, that part whas hilarious.

  • 01.22.2005 9:26 AM PDT
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Man, I was so excited about The Life Aqautic with Steve Zissou . It had Bill Murry and was directed by the same guy that did Rushmore and The Royal Tennenbaums (sp?). Then I saw the reviews. Man, I was crushed. But, at least Casshern is coming to the U.S. I really hope that that doesn't suck.

  • 01.22.2005 9:27 AM PDT
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Posted by: kewlkat
i loved van helsing, everyone i talk to hates it WTF, i must be a total geek.

van helsing isn't a really bad movie, but it is VERY dissapointing. Abraham van Helsing is dutch, not some yankee like guy from the past.

  • 01.22.2005 9:28 AM PDT
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Oh, yeah...erm, to stay on topic, worst movie I've ever been to was either The Time Machine or Cellular.

Actually, come to think about it, Cellular wasn't too bad...me and my friends were making fun of it the whole time and instead of getting annoyed, the people behind us were laughing.

  • 01.22.2005 9:29 AM PDT

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Posted by: kewlkat
i loved van helsing, everyone i talk to hates it WTF, i must be a total geek.

van helsing isn't a really bad movie, but it is VERY dissapointing. Abraham van Helsing is dutch, not some yankee like guy from the past.


Hmm, I didnt know that, Dutch people rock!

  • 01.22.2005 9:29 AM PDT
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Eck's vs. Sever was the worst movie that has ever graced my vision. the plot totally changed half way through from the guy saving his son to him saving his wife, and the action scenes where soooo predictable. For instance, theres a guy sitting in his car looking at his family photo, and he has like 3 kids and a hot wife, then some random people start shooting and the only innocent guy hit was the guy with the nice family. only about 34% of the movie made sence, and that was the credits.

that movie went straight into my garbage despencer. blockbuster is still trying to hunt me down for it.

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I hated King Arthur. Why do they always have to be like "THis is the true story of king arthur" or "this is what really happened. Why can't they make an Arthur movie like the story. You know with wizards and dragons and holy grails and such. It just makes me mad.

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what was that movie about the rich people who bought a nice house, and discovered the pool boy wanted them dead? crap--blam!--movie, i think it was.

  • 01.22.2005 9:52 AM PDT
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I agree with everyone who said the Time Machine. That movie was so dumb, I was laughing at it. Also, Attack of the Clones. I won't say that it sucked but it had the worst acting I've ever seen in a movie.

  • 01.22.2005 10:24 AM PDT

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The animated Tarzan movie from Disney has scared me since early childhood.
A more recent bad movie was Little Nicky (and all of the other Adam Sandler movie too). But this one dissapointed me even more because I can now blame him for bringing Ozzy Osbourne into the camera, which I swear prompted him to make a reality TV series.

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Van Helsing.. pure crap, walked out of the theater first after 30 minutes... first 10 minutes I hated... gave it more time to see if it would get better.. no .. it was pure crap. The matrix movies were great. So many people were pissed cause it didn't make sense, obviously it's because the story isn't finished, and never was intended to be in one media. Battlefield Earth... now if anyone knew any back story to that film you should've known not to go any where near it. It's based on the sci-fi novel of L.Ron Hubbard. The scientology founder, self proclaimed mental health expert. He was a friggin nut job, and so are the rest of scientologist cult nuts. Time Machine..wonderful story idea, great actor...horrible adaptation.. sooooooo boring.

  • 01.22.2005 12:52 PM PDT

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