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Subject: I think I'm going to just hide in The Flood from now on.
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Youknow what would make a great twist? A war with the Irish inside the hole.

  • 12.04.2004 8:15 PM PDT
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The Irish would so kick you ass it wouldn't even be funny. Then we would all get drunk and peee on you corpses. hehe

  • 12.04.2004 8:33 PM PDT
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Never! We shall take back the lands they stole back in -576 A.D.!

  • 12.04.2004 8:36 PM PDT
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DEPTH OF THE HOLE SO FAR: 4 feet 3 inches
POPULATION OF THE HOLE: 45 people and one Flood
AMOUNT OF FOOD LEFT: 4 pringle crumbs; 6 empty kegs; 3 empty boxes of donuts; empty bag's of cherios, trail mix, bugles, doritos, and cheeze puffs; and 2 empty boxes of MRE's
CONDITION OF PEOPLE LEFT IN HOLE: very happy after someone broke through a pipeline on there way to pluto.
ESTEMATED TIME PEOPLE WILL STAY IN HOLE: 3 days 2 hours 21 min 07 sec

  • 12.04.2004 8:47 PM PDT
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Man, whatchu talkin bout!! We're still waiting for Northern Ireland. And all teh Brits sending their convics are way in teh 16-1700s. Damn gypsies....Travelen everwher.

  • 12.04.2004 8:50 PM PDT
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True, but what does this have to do with gypsies?

  • 12.04.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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In the 16-700s (not sure which) the British "Misnister of jails" (or something) sent a whole BUNCH of convicts from teh British jails to Northern Ireland to lessen the staggering amount in Britian. They migrated all throughout Ireland and came to be know as the "Irish Travelers" or Gypsies, as most refer to them as.

[Edited on 12/4/2004 9:40:35 PM]

  • 12.04.2004 9:39 PM PDT
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Meanwhile, inside the cave, the next anonymous pedestrian stupid enough to fall into a 5000 mile deep hole sits in his ragged clothing carefully rationing the remains of food he has laft (A Subway Meatball Marinara). He looks behind the rock he's leaning up against, and sees the small populace forming inside a hole. Will they exept him? Or will he be excluded, and perish in this diabolical labrynth that is "The Hole"?

  • 12.04.2004 9:41 PM PDT
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Mmm, subway meatball. Without it he would perish, with it he is saved.

  • 12.04.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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Basically, I'm asking if I can be in the story. Can I? It's neat.

  • 12.04.2004 10:00 PM PDT
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I'm going to fill the hole with catfish, and they're going to gnaw off all of your fat little 15-year-old thumbs, because all of you little -blam!-s ate too many Cool Ranch Doritoes and your mommie's Duncan Hines brownies while you were sitting in front of the TV playing Halo 2for hours and hours and hours. Go outside and play before nobody wants you.

  • 12.04.2004 11:29 PM PDT
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We are a pacifist nation-hole. Besides, I'm Irish, and I'm the mayor of this here town.

  • 12.04.2004 11:31 PM PDT
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I'm deciding whether or not jump in this hole.

hhmmm.

Sounds like fun, but I would be traveling over the speed of sound by the time I reach the bottom.

  • 12.04.2004 11:44 PM PDT
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*after marching/falling for weeks pudgypenquin, and his small tattered band of marines finally reach the orgy that is "the hole."

  • 12.04.2004 11:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: deadbolt28
I'm deciding whether or not jump in this hole.

hhmmm.

Sounds like fun, but I would be traveling over the speed of sound by the time I reach the bottom.



You wouldn't be at the speed of sound, but you'd probably be at terminal velocity. Use the ladder.

  • 12.04.2004 11:52 PM PDT
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He wasn't informed of the ladder when he started. Neither were my marinces or me, but the hole, though rank is awesome.

[Edited on 12/4/2004 11:54:43 PM]

  • 12.04.2004 11:54 PM PDT
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The ladder is too slow.

I'm goin in!

*Jumps in, screaming*

P.S. somebody be ready with a shovel to dig me out, see you in a couple of hours!

  • 12.04.2004 11:55 PM PDT
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Oh come on, I've mentioned the ladder at least 4 times now!

  • 12.04.2004 11:55 PM PDT
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A couple of hours? *laughs* It took my marines and I a week to get down here!

  • 12.04.2004 11:55 PM PDT
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The ladder is not that long. We'll be installing lifts soon.

  • 12.04.2004 11:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Tanikaze
Oh come on, I've mentioned the ladder at least 4 times now!

Yes, but we are part of a military who's central intelligance agency is blind, and did not pick up on you ladder.

  • 12.04.2004 11:56 PM PDT
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You guys need some of those cane things that blind people have. Or seeing eye dogs.

  • 12.04.2004 11:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: pudgypenquin
A couple of hours? *laughs* It took my marines and I a week to get down here!


Crap. I should have brought a book to read while I'm falling.

It's not too late to grab on to the ladder right?

  • 12.04.2004 11:58 PM PDT
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Nope. The ladder is made of rope, though, so be careful to slow your fall before you take hold. Don't want to break it.

Also, very close to 300.

[Edited on 12/5/2004 12:00:25 AM]

  • 12.05.2004 12:00 AM PDT
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Let's see I'll just take off my jacket and use it as makeshift parachute.

I just need to get a little closer to the rope.

  • 12.05.2004 12:02 AM PDT