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Subject: I think I'm going to just hide in The Flood from now on.
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Hey, how big is this hole anyway? There are loads of people down here, and I think it's getting kinda squishy... AHHH! SOMETHING'S TOUCHING ME! GET YOUR TENTACLE OFF MY ASS, BUFFALO!

  • 11.19.2004 9:57 PM PDT
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What have I told you about touching peoples rear ends, Fido!?

Say you're sorry!

Fido: UUURP GAAUGH.

He says hes sorry and it wont happen again.


[Edited on 11/19/2004 10:05:21 PM]

  • 11.19.2004 10:03 PM PDT
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*hops in the hole* so, where'd all the donuts go?

  • 11.19.2004 10:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jonman122
*hops in the hole* so, where'd all the donuts go?


Fido ate them.

  • 11.19.2004 10:13 PM PDT
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NNOOOOO my precious donuts! *eats fido*

  • 11.19.2004 10:15 PM PDT
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MUST *munch munch* EAT *munch* DONUTS!!
oooo blankets! it mus be naptime!

  • 11.19.2004 10:20 PM PDT
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He's starting to nibble on my arm---DOWN! DOWN, DAMN YOU!!--see, there he goes again!

  • 11.19.2004 10:20 PM PDT

We’ve watched while the stars burned
Out, and creation played in reverse.
The Universe freezing in half-light.
Once I thought to escape.
To end a master, step out of the
Path of collapse. Escape would make us God.
Yet I cannot help but remember one enigma,
A hybrid, elusive destroyer.
This is the one mystery I have not solved.
The only element unaccounted for.

You know, in Korea they eat dogs.
*tosses down recipe and crockpot*
*and a keg*

[Edited on 11/19/2004 10:23:53 PM]

  • 11.19.2004 10:23 PM PDT
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Jonman! That's the last of our rations! NOOOOOOOOO!!

Man, we're idiots for only bringing donuts.

Well, looks like we gotta turn to cannibalism. If the Donner Party did it, we can too!

[Edited on 11/19/2004 10:33:35 PM]

  • 11.19.2004 10:32 PM PDT
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maybe we can eat the earth worms down here. start a branch off to mexico and hide because the freakos are coming to eat us *i dont meen me* oh god save us aaaahhh
*chews on an earth worm for a bit and spits it out quietly and slowly*

  • 11.19.2004 10:39 PM PDT
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*leaps in hole* I brought Slurpees for everyone!

  • 11.19.2004 10:43 PM PDT
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Then a canteloupe with a Plasma Sword appears and chops Larry's head off.

  • 11.19.2004 11:02 PM PDT
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it looks looks like someone brought a bottle of crystall *smashes over randomly appearing flood form's head*...............................................
Rows of ceiling lights go on and billions of flood forms appear

  • 11.19.2004 11:04 PM PDT
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and then the vietnamese happen to be digging a massive hole too, so we cross paths

  • 11.19.2004 11:06 PM PDT
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and team up to fight the Flood.

...BUT, in a crazy twist of events, we somehow all miraculously have Boren's Syndrome (because of the Slurpees) so we are unaffected by the Flood. Then we tame those li'l popcorn buggers and make them our pets, and send them off to do our bidding.

MUAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!

[Edited on 11/19/2004 11:20:05 PM]

  • 11.19.2004 11:19 PM PDT
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--.-- A serious question, what if sum 1 cant hold it, ya know wat i mean.....like...., maybe snacked on sum white castles, bad situation

  • 11.19.2004 11:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sum 1
--.-- A serious question, what if sum 1 cant hold it, ya know wat i mean.....like...., maybe snacked on sum white castles, bad situation


Dig a latrine.

  • 11.20.2004 12:03 AM PDT
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*we eat the flood for no apparent reason whatsoever* wow that was good. i feel great now with popcorn and stuff....and stuff...umm.....DONUTS!

  • 11.20.2004 10:41 AM PDT
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Look out below! I brought laptops and XBOX's for everyone! And copies of Halo 2! Now bow down and accept me as your master!

  • 11.20.2004 10:53 AM PDT
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*jumps in hole*

I brought beer! And it's Canadian too, not that crappy American stuff.

  • 11.20.2004 11:08 AM PDT
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candian beer mmm

  • 11.20.2004 11:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: impurity
*trips over hole*

OMG!!! What's that smell?!?


Well, you'd probably fall into the hole. How I've been imagining it, it can fit a small office building.

  • 11.20.2004 11:36 AM PDT
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do we get popcorn?

  • 11.20.2004 11:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: chief122334455
do we get popcorn?


If by "popcorn" you mean mounds of butter with bits of cooked corn seeds, then yeah.

  • 11.20.2004 11:45 AM PDT