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Subject: 7-7-7: Bungie Takes Control and Enacts World Domination!
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Is it true, Bungie? The date draws near! One week from tommorow, July 7, 2007 will roll around. I spent all last night researching, and have come to the conclusion that that is the day when Bungie will enact the final stages of its Plan for World Domination!

In fact, preliminary sightings have been reported of a crazed man in a gorilla suit on the streets of Seattle! Some reports even say they've seen him with the Soffish itself!

A 200% increase in sales of the Tijuana Mama has been reported by ConAgra foods since earlier this month, and one woman in Los Angeles claims to have seen the decapitated head of Ling-Ling in the bugs on her windshield!

Just this morning, one interstate trucker claims he saw a sleep-deprived Bungie employee heading for Canada with a hot pocket in one hand and what appeared to be the Bungie Cup in the other!

Rise, Bungie fans, for our hour draws near! The Plan is falling into place, and soon, very soon, we will all join in the bliss of Everything Bungie! Rejoice!

You can read about The Plan at this Wiki: http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Bungie

  • 06.30.2007 12:36 PM PDT