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when you crash or flip over in a warthog filled with marines: "You drive like my grandma!" or, when you suddenly stop a hog when you are in the heat of battle: "Hey clean your visor, cause the light looks green buddy!"
When you flip the Warthog, making the Marine passengers fall out:"Reminds me of college!""I hope you've got that insurance...""Firestone tires, right?""Well, you're still a better driver than my wife.""Another SUV rollover..."
"I'll shove this so far up your slimy skull, you'll need to extend those tentacles of yours to reach it."
how about "your as bad at this as mithrandir1"
Dude, stop with all this grudgery. Jeez, just ignore the guy.
"Only I get to take a dump on earth's soil!!!!!!"
Two marines are on patrol and one asks " What is the airspeed of an unlaiden swallow?" The other one drops two running grunts and says "African or European?"So it was from a British comdey-it was funny Two marines are driving the marine driving is about to ram an elite- the passenger says "RAMMING SPEED CAPT.!!"
Marine looks at dead covie: "Heh theyre so ugly no WONDER PS2 couldnt handle this!"
Spamming Bungie since 2004!Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.GT-I Final I (i's)Plz uze prper inglish n ur poasts!11! it makez it eazeer 2 reed!
When your in front of them:"I'll just hide behind him and this battle will be a snap!"
"How many grunts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"*bam bam bam*(shoots grunts)"Whoops now we will never know..."
Posted by: bangTwo marines are on patrol and one asks " What is the airspeed of an unlaiden swallow?" The other one drops two running grunts and says "African or European?"So it was from a British comdey-it was funny Two marines are driving the marine driving is about to ram an elite- the passenger says "RAMMING SPEED CAPT.!!"lol ya that monty python movie is soooo funny...
After a skirmish, a marine, looking over his fallen comrades:"It's like my father always said: 'eventually, everybody gets shot.'" - Moe SyzlakMy favorite Simpsons quote :)
Can't wait to finish the fight!
"What is your major malfunction Numb nuts
After a marine kills an elite, he notices its hooves and says, "Hey Sarge, call Elmer, heres another one for the glue factory."
marine says after killing SOB: Next time remember to turn your safety OFF!!
after killing elite "wort THAT"
Just hope that marines know enough to body hump the dead bodies in this game. That'll be teh funny.
marine about to get sliced in half by plasma sword " great googly moogly!"marine after he takes a needle to the side" how much do you think thel give me for a damaged kidney at the med station?"marine getting pinned down by plasma fire" why do we run out of ammo with those things and they dont?"marine gets blasted by needles but manages to get to his kness and feel around in a puddle of blood " i know that lung is around here somewere" then passes out in the puddle and dies
HOLY CRAP! I got banned on MaxBFrex and that was like a month ago!MY TOPIC IS BACK!!
After killing a grunt"Put that in your breathing tube and SMOKE IT!"
When you flip the warthog over going fast or something, someone should say.."That's it, you're not driving anymore, get in the passenger seat, damn amutures(sp?)."
wassup covie trash,yeah that's what I thought you better shut up.[Edited on 6/13/2004 6:05:48 PM]
If you die or something, and some marines are around, one of them should say."Uh oh, spaggetio's"
One of the marines gets his head blown off and his friend runs over and looks down at his body and yells "Oh my god.....ARE YOU OKAY?"
Posted by: HawkEye707Marine looks at dead covie: "Heh theyre so ugly no WONDER PS2 couldnt handle this!"Haha, that should be an easter egg hidden within the game. Like, a crippled soldier lying on the battlefield whispering that. That would be classic. =P