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Subject: 5 things I learned in a month of playing xbox live.
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- If you can land 7 needlers in an opponent at the same time, the person will die. Overshield or not

- That said, good luck ever getting 7 needlers near anything without host

- The shotgun loses 60% of its effectiveness on Live

- You can get headshots with brute shots and turrets

- That said, don't ever try for either, they are just a pleasant, random surprise

  • 07.05.2007 3:32 AM PDT
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-little kids dont scream on live

-little kids make the best teams cuz they dont argue and kill each other because someone took the sniper

-little kids are good at glitches most of the time lol

-little kids are very good snipers

-little kids dont boot you for no reason

-little kids dont cuss to much but stiill cuss often

-little kids dont care if u think they suck because their little...

-a game with little kids is much more fun then a game with people who cuss at you over everysingle thing

- KIDS RUN THE XBOX LIVE COMMUNITY! MUWAHAHAHAHAH

lol!

  • 07.05.2007 5:11 AM PDT
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little kids ruin everything they touch, chocolate on the controller, fingerprints on the disc. cussing even though they don't use the words in a proper context, racial slurs, used excessively, and again, out of context.

kids don't run xbox live, they garbage it up. too young to know anything, too stupid to know how idiotic they sound.

these little spunk stains, with their high pitched voices, poor team play, whining about the sniper rifle (even though they couldn't hit water falling out of a boat) team killing, nade, rocket and vehical vvhoring, cheating (BxR, BxB IS cheating) ruined halo2.
then they jump on these forums and misspell every second word, thereby confirming they're little idiots.

did i mention
mouthbreating
singing
sniffling
yelling at mommy to let them play one more game?

  • 07.05.2007 6:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: ShadowVegas
little kids ruin everything they touch, chocolate on the controller, fingerprints on the disc. cussing even though they don't use the words in a proper context, racial slurs, used excessively, and again, out of context.

kids don't run xbox live, they garbage it up. too young to know anything, too stupid to know how idiotic they sound.

these little spunk stains, with their high pitched voices, poor team play, whining about the sniper rifle (even though they couldn't hit water falling out of a boat) team killing, nade, rocket and vehical vvhoring, cheating (BxR, BxB IS cheating) ruined halo2.
then they jump on these forums and misspell every second word, thereby confirming they're little idiots.

did i mention
mouthbreating
singing
sniffling
yelling at mommy to let them play one more game?

Posted by: ShadowVegas
little kids ruin everything they touch, chocolate on the controller, fingerprints on the disc. cussing even though they don't use the words in a proper context, racial slurs, used excessively, and again, out of context.

kids don't run xbox live, they garbage it up. too young to know anything, too stupid to know how idiotic they sound.

these little spunk stains, with their high pitched voices, poor team play, whining about the sniper rifle (even though they couldn't hit water falling out of a boat) team killing, nade, rocket and vehical vvhoring, cheating (BxR, BxB IS cheating) ruined halo2.
then they jump on these forums and misspell every second word, thereby confirming they're little idiots.

did i mention
mouthbreating
singing
sniffling
yelling at mommy to let them play one more game?


mouthbreating-youll do it to
singing-it annoys you so much you start to play suckishly
sniffling- you never sniffed before?
yellling at mommy to let them play one more game-yelling at boss to give you a day off?

and are u telling me u never had a hhigh pitched voice

and we dont get mad when youll take weapons youll adults are

you a fuc|(ing noob you suck with the sniper they kill you and then we boot you..what vs me 1 on 1 kid!

you have blood on your controller cuz u bang your head everytime you get killed by someone(this is meant to the guy i quoted to not all people)

Cuss you off when you take somthing then when they get it they cant even kill someone standing still?

Kids get into your mind and make you play horribly or they annoy uou so bad you quit then after a while your whole team quits

Kids make xbox live fun they give everyone laughs during the game instead of adults they take it way to seriously..

KIDS MAKE XBOX LIVE FUN!

  • 07.05.2007 6:46 AM PDT

Posted by: nickyfour92
(insert number here). BxR and RRx and BxB are CHEATING, no matter what MLG says


thats not cheating that the skill that people like you dont have

  • 07.05.2007 7:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: CTFMaster
I use a sensitivity of 10 ^^


*high five* its not to good for scope sniping but sweeping becomes easier
and circle stafe is ownage

  • 07.05.2007 7:22 AM PDT
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also no matter who they are they could be your friends if you screw up in BTB you will
be screamed at although it has gotten better since it was made unranked...i think

  • 07.05.2007 7:35 AM PDT
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Wait, how do you counter a noob combo? And dodge a sword lunge?

[Edited on 07.05.2007 7:38 AM PDT]

  • 07.05.2007 7:35 AM PDT

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Posted by: Poopfoot
It's only been a little over a week now, but what I've learned thus far:

1. Always play on mute. I play without a headset because my son also plays. Nothing like to trying to explain what "F this" and "F that" means plus I don't like getting cussed at by people who sound like Mickey Mouse on helium.
2. About 75% of my games are played on Lockout.
3. My favorite map is Midship.
4. Using the sniper rifle is a heckuvalot harder online than when playing the campain.
5. I'm not calling it cheating, but I'm not a fan of folks who uses glitches to win -- probably because one player beat (very badly I might add) me and three other players on SWAT Team Slayer BR on Sanctuary by use the double shot over and over and over -- which leads to my No. 6.
6. I need to practice . . . a lot.


Not to be mean, but you did name yourself POOPFOOT?


For Mother's Day, I bought my wife a puppy. On the first day we had him, the puppy pooped all over his kennel--he then proceeded to walk throught it . . . over and over . . . and over, so I started calling him "Poopfoot". When I signed up for Bungie.net and XBox Live, I couldn't think of anything else, so I went with "Poopfoot".

  • 07.05.2007 7:43 AM PDT
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I've been on for a few weeks and this is what I have learned

1. If you go around a corner and see somone whoever starts shooting first wins

2. Dual smg is not that great vs. a battle rifle

3. I cant get a battle rifle to work right. It takes me 5-6 shots to kill somone and it only takes 3 for them

4. If all of the other players on your team have quit, jump in a warthog and see how many laps you can make before you get killed

5. Do not boot if somone on your team has already quit

6. If you have a original xbox do not make a xbox.com account because it will turn your nomal subscription into a xbox 360 subscription (It is still working but I have no Idea when it is going to give out and not let me play)

7. Get a Communicator

8. If there is a guy in front of you with a plasma sword, prepare to die.

9. When you first start you will have a kill to death ratio of 0.2 (I have improved mine to 0.43 but I dont think it's going any higher for a while)

10. Play to have fun

11. Learn the acronyms on the forum

And FInnaly 12. Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socialy dead.

[Edited on 07.05.2007 7:45 AM PDT]

  • 07.05.2007 7:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: Young Halo 2 Fan
-little kids dont scream on live

-little kids make the best teams cuz they dont argue and kill each other because someone took the sniper

-little kids are good at glitches most of the time lol

-little kids are very good snipers

-little kids dont boot you for no reason

-little kids dont cuss to much but stiill cuss often

-little kids dont care if u think they suck because their little...

-a game with little kids is much more fun then a game with people who cuss at you over everysingle thing

- KIDS RUN THE XBOX LIVE COMMUNITY! MUWAHAHAHAHAH

lol!


The first 2 on there are bs, but the rest are pretty much true as far as I've ever seen. There's always some 13 yr old singing, rapping, or just saying random crap no one wants to hear. People 16+ will usually shoot me if I take something they wanted, whereas the 12-15 range will take random shots at me...for no reason

[Edited on 07.05.2007 8:21 AM PDT]

  • 07.05.2007 8:17 AM PDT
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[quote]Posted by: Gorshum
17. Do not assume the person with the pink armor and the name like 'sexyvixen' or 'prettykitty' is a girl. Sometimes they sound even gruffer than you.
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lmao some1 in my clan has a name skeetinme and had a pink symbol i thought was a girl enter the party had a manly voice i was like oh shoot son

  • 07.05.2007 10:01 AM PDT
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1. When it takes 3 or more people to kill someone, don't Tea bag them.

2. Tea bag your own kill.

3. Tea bag the right person.

4. Little kids cry when you make fun of them.

5. Little kids cry when you take their ghost/ sniper/ etc.

  • 07.05.2007 10:11 AM PDT
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for16, i just choose the place im best at and choose the colores that will best camoflauge me.

  • 07.05.2007 11:12 AM PDT
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ur right about the kids but hey if they do , ther playing the wrong game!

  • 07.05.2007 11:14 AM PDT
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CE>REACH>2 3 <----- LOL

Little kids are bad
Little kids take your sniper after betraying you and shoot 10 shots not killing anything
Little kids play 10 sensitivity and take 8 shots minimum with the BR
Little kids swear the most
Little kids think they are good cause they standby superbounce and do anything they can for a level

  • 07.05.2007 11:59 AM PDT
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CE>REACH>2 3 <----- LOL

Posted by: Dylan2Kenobi
I've been on for a few weeks and this is what I have learned

1. If you go around a corner and see somone whoever starts shooting first wins

2. Dual smg is not that great vs. a battle rifle

3. I cant get a battle rifle to work right. It takes me 5-6 shots to kill somone and it only takes 3 for them

4. If all of the other players on your team have quit, jump in a warthog and see how many laps you can make before you get killed

5. Do not boot if somone on your team has already quit

6. If you have a original xbox do not make a xbox.com account because it will turn your nomal subscription into a xbox 360 subscription (It is still working but I have no Idea when it is going to give out and not let me play)

7. Get a Communicator

8. If there is a guy in front of you with a plasma sword, prepare to die.

9. When you first start you will have a kill to death ratio of 0.2 (I have improved mine to 0.43 but I dont think it's going any higher for a while)

10. Play to have fun

11. Learn the acronyms on the forum

And FInnaly 12. Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socialy dead.


Br is only 3 shots with a shot shot doubleshot (RRX) dude
Your problem is probably your using your right stick to aim use your left stick to aim and adjust your right stick by small amounts you should be using your strafe for your primary aim with your br and you will start 4 shotting like crazy

  • 07.05.2007 12:01 PM PDT
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more stuff:
1. even if you're needling someone point blank, they will not die a fair amount of the time
2. teabagging elite= instant death
3. teabag even if its not your kill.
4. people hate psychological warfare
5. the losing team can never give a straight answer the following question: Which number is bigger, 50 or (insert their score)?
6. no one ever uses the carbine on burial mounds or ivory tower
7. little kids can't stand it when you take "their" weapon
8. you can achieve a score of -120 in team hardcore easily

  • 07.05.2007 12:16 PM PDT
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1. Halo 2 is an "obnoxious minors" & "backwater-racist" magnet.
2. Unfortunately "Betrayal" is the new standard in CTF, Team Deathmatch, (aw hell, in EVERYTHING)
3. Once a camper, always camper (you know who you are)
4. Sniper rifles can be used with the same efficiency as shotguns in close quarters combat.
5. I need a %#@* credit-card.

[Edited on 07.05.2007 12:57 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Young Halo 2 Fan
Posted by: ShadowVegas
little kids ruin everything they touch, chocolate on the controller, fingerprints on the disc. cussing even though they don't use the words in a proper context, racial slurs, used excessively, and again, out of context.

kids don't run xbox live, they garbage it up. too young to know anything, too stupid to know how idiotic they sound.

these little spunk stains, with their high pitched voices, poor team play, whining about the sniper rifle (even though they couldn't hit water falling out of a boat) team killing, nade, rocket and vehical vvhoring, cheating (BxR, BxB IS cheating) ruined halo2.
then they jump on these forums and misspell every second word, thereby confirming they're little idiots.

did i mention
mouthbreating
singing
sniffling
yelling at mommy to let them play one more game?

Posted by: ShadowVegas
little kids ruin everything they touch, chocolate on the controller, fingerprints on the disc. cussing even though they don't use the words in a proper context, racial slurs, used excessively, and again, out of context.

kids don't run xbox live, they garbage it up. too young to know anything, too stupid to know how idiotic they sound.

these little spunk stains, with their high pitched voices, poor team play, whining about the sniper rifle (even though they couldn't hit water falling out of a boat) team killing, nade, rocket and vehical vvhoring, cheating (BxR, BxB IS cheating) ruined halo2.
then they jump on these forums and misspell every second word, thereby confirming they're little idiots.

did i mention
mouthbreating
singing
sniffling
yelling at mommy to let them play one more game?


mouthbreating-youll do it to
singing-it annoys you so much you start to play suckishly
sniffling- you never sniffed before?
yellling at mommy to let them play one more game-yelling at boss to give you a day off?

and are u telling me u never had a hhigh pitched voice

and we dont get mad when youll take weapons youll adults are

you a fuc|(ing noob you suck with the sniper they kill you and then we boot you..what vs me 1 on 1 kid!

you have blood on your controller cuz u bang your head everytime you get killed by someone(this is meant to the guy i quoted to not all people)

Cuss you off when you take somthing then when they get it they cant even kill someone standing still?

Kids get into your mind and make you play horribly or they annoy uou so bad you quit then after a while your whole team quits

Kids make xbox live fun they give everyone laughs during the game instead of adults they take it way to seriously..

KIDS MAKE XBOX LIVE FUN!


-little kids say funny stuff even when they don't know it
-little kids m/f get mistakened for girls all the time
-little kids enjoy telling you that they are better
-they usually are (wish i could play 10 hours a day)
-when little kids are singing, sing with them, but louder, they will stop
-if they don't stop, everyone will eventually join in, and thats fun
-if they are screaming, mute them ... the will keep doing it, but they're only annoying their mothers
-little kids send you a FR if you talk to them (don't accept it)
-little kids have the coolest custom games (like, bumper cars)

i have more, but thats good for now

  • 07.05.2007 1:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: I Stey0x I
Little kids are bad
Little kids take your sniper after betraying you and shoot 10 shots not killing anything
Little kids play 10 sensitivity and take 8 shots minimum with the BR
Little kids swear the most
Little kids think they are good cause they standby superbounce and do anything they can for a level


Little kids are bad- you were once a little kid
Little Kids take your sniper after betraying you and shoot 10 shots not killing anything-boot them..and little kids own at sniping
Little kids play 10 sensitivty and take 8 shots minimun with the BR- youll play on 10 and get a kill and put it on youtube thinking your good..but they flame u
Little kids swear the most-nan youll do
Little kids think they are good cause the standby superbounce and do anything for a level-youll put on super speed and run around the level

ANSWER TO THE PROBLEMS

Little Kids Screaming- mute them or tell them they sound like a girl and theyll shut up
Little Kids Singing- Tell them to shut up or sing with them theyll stop

LITTLE KIDS TO ME MAKE EVERYTHING MUCH MORE FUNNY TEABAGGING SOMEONE IT TOOK LIKE 5 PEOPLE TO KILL IT MAKES ME LAUGH

THEY FINALLY SUPERBOUNCE BUT THEN THEY FALL OFF LOL

whoever hates little kids must hate them because they cant have kids...or they got owned by a kid and made them delevel

im a little kid and i dont even talk cuz its gets boring taking sh|t from people that say you suck cuz your little or tell them to grow a ball sack..it gets old

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1. 4 $hotting in the upper chest is the same thing as 4 shotting in the head.
2. Ghandi hopping DOES NOT work.
3. Super bouncers have self esteem issues.
4. Guys who hit on girls over xbox live..well I didnt really learn anything there but it was pretty funny.
5. You can duck under melees.

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Posted by: Young Halo 2 Fan
Posted by: I Stey0x I
Little kids are bad
Little kids take your sniper after betraying you and shoot 10 shots not killing anything
Little kids play 10 sensitivity and take 8 shots minimum with the BR
Little kids swear the most
Little kids think they are good cause they standby superbounce and do anything they can for a level


Little kids are bad- you were once a little kid
Little Kids take your sniper after betraying you and shoot 10 shots not killing anything-boot them..and little kids own at sniping
Little kids play 10 sensitivty and take 8 shots minimun with the BR- youll play on 10 and get a kill and put it on youtube thinking your good..but they flame u
Little kids swear the most-nan youll do
Little kids think they are good cause the standby superbounce and do anything for a level-youll put on super speed and run around the level

ANSWER TO THE PROBLEMS

Little Kids Screaming- mute them or tell them they sound like a girl and theyll shut up
Little Kids Singing- Tell them to shut up or sing with them theyll stop

LITTLE KIDS TO ME MAKE EVERYTHING MUCH MORE FUNNY TEABAGGING SOMEONE IT TOOK LIKE 5 PEOPLE TO KILL IT MAKES ME LAUGH

THEY FINALLY SUPERBOUNCE BUT THEN THEY FALL OFF LOL

whoever hates little kids must hate them because they cant have kids...or they got owned by a kid and made them delevel

im a little kid and i dont even talk cuz its gets boring taking sh|t from people that say you suck cuz your little or tell them to grow a ball sack..it gets old


Young Halo 2 Fan. Everyone can tell you're a little kid. Just the way you type and try and make comebacks shows what you are. I couldn't even read what you were posting! I don't even know why you bother typing such long posts, when you don't even bother spelling the word "you" correctly.

  • 07.05.2007 5:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: ApocalypsePoop
Posted by: Young Halo 2 Fan
Posted by: I Stey0x I
Little kids are bad
Little kids take your sniper after betraying you and shoot 10 shots not killing anything
Little kids play 10 sensitivity and take 8 shots minimum with the BR
Little kids swear the most
Little kids think they are good cause they standby superbounce and do anything they can for a level


Little kids are bad- you were once a little kid
Little Kids take your sniper after betraying you and shoot 10 shots not killing anything-boot them..and little kids own at sniping
Little kids play 10 sensitivty and take 8 shots minimun with the BR- youll play on 10 and get a kill and put it on youtube thinking your good..but they flame u
Little kids swear the most-nan youll do
Little kids think they are good cause the standby superbounce and do anything for a level-youll put on super speed and run around the level

ANSWER TO THE PROBLEMS

Little Kids Screaming- mute them or tell them they sound like a girl and theyll shut up
Little Kids Singing- Tell them to shut up or sing with them theyll stop

LITTLE KIDS TO ME MAKE EVERYTHING MUCH MORE FUNNY TEABAGGING SOMEONE IT TOOK LIKE 5 PEOPLE TO KILL IT MAKES ME LAUGH

THEY FINALLY SUPERBOUNCE BUT THEN THEY FALL OFF LOL

whoever hates little kids must hate them because they cant have kids...or they got owned by a kid and made them delevel

im a little kid and i dont even talk cuz its gets boring taking sh|t from people that say you suck cuz your little or tell them to grow a ball sack..it gets old


Young Halo 2 Fan. Everyone can tell you're a little kid. Just the way you type and try and make comebacks shows what you are. I couldn't even read what you were posting! I don't even know why you bother typing such long posts, when you don't even bother spelling the word "you" correctly.


Lol wow they can tell im a little kid have you ever seen what my name was? Young Halo 2 Fan go get a dictionary and look up what young means and yea i say you like u because im not getting grading on my grammer you may be graded on it but guess what..im not and long nope took me liek 2 minutes to do all that its only long to you because your prolly type slow. And making combacks..nope im just trying to get people to stop thinking little kids suck...most of the people that call us noobs are noobs themselves or just gain up on little kids because they think its fun...

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The TOP 5 things I've learned:

1. Some interesting words.

2. People kill you for a good weapon.

3. Little kids are Ok when they aren't annoying.

4. Don't bring your girlfriend online if you take offense to people hitting on her.

5. People who use glitches have skill outside of them.

  • 07.05.2007 8:26 PM PDT

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