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Subject: Pretending Time!
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Here's how to play all we do is play pretend, were characters from games and act like complete duma$$es. I'll start, were playing, Hitman. ( make up characters if you want)

Jimmy (Hitman's Companion): Let me have a turn.
Hitman: Your to -blam!- to kill a man with a sniper, especially the presedient!
Jimmy: I won't miss, I promise!
Hitman: Damn, leave!
Jimmy: Please!
Hitman: Here then.
Jimmy: (Bam!)
Hitman: Did you get him?
Jimmy: Nope better, I shot their dog!

continue the story...

[Edited on 11/20/2004 12:28:17 PM]

  • 11.20.2004 12:22 PM PDT
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Last time I checked, I wasnt of the canine persuasion

  • 11.20.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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too*

  • 11.20.2004 12:59 PM PDT
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Jimmy (Hitman's Companion): Let me have a turn.
Hitman: Your to -blam!- to kill a man with a sniper, especially the presedient!
Obbi: It's "You're too -blam!-."
Lucky_666: What, is this an English class?
Obbi: Yes, and it's also a course on simple logic and ethics. A person's gender preference has nothing to do with their shooting ability, and using "-blam!-" as a derogatory term is wrong and reflects, quite clearly, how shallow you are.
Lucky_666: Boy, I feel stupid.
Obbi: You should. May I suggest suicide?
Lucky_666: Yes, please. *ties noose*

  • 11.20.2004 1:06 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink: Let me get that stool out of the way for you.
Lucky_666: Thank you. I feel clensed, and out of breath. Oh wait, I'm dead.
Pink: Much better.
Obbi: Yes indeedy.
Pink: Would you care for a cup of coffee?
Obbi: Why yes, that would be very nice.

*proceeds to drink coffee and talk about suicidal idiots*

  • 11.20.2004 5:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Jimmy (Hitman's Companion): Let me have a turn.
Hitman: Your to -blam!- to kill a man with a sniper, especially the presedient!
Obbi: It's "You're too -blam!-."
Lucky_666: What, is this an English class?
Obbi: Yes, and it's also a course on simple logic and ethics. A person's gender preference has nothing to do with their shooting ability, and using "-blam!-" as a derogatory term is wrong and reflects, quite clearly, how shallow you are.
Lucky_666: Boy, I feel stupid.
Obbi: You should. May I suggest suicide?
Lucky_666: Yes, please. *ties noose*


LMAO :)

[Edited on 11/20/2004 5:39:58 PM]

  • 11.20.2004 5:39 PM PDT
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Everyone in the story has sex and dies.

The End

  • 11.20.2004 5:58 PM PDT
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I love happy endings.

  • 11.20.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
I love happy endings.

  • 11.20.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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Oh no he's come back to life as a toenail-eating zombie! Everyone run for your lives!

  • 11.20.2004 7:50 PM PDT
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Mastchef: Spam and biscuts are ready.
Pink: Ewwww
Mastchef: What do you mean "ewww"?
Pink: I don't like spam!!!!!!

  • 11.20.2004 9:19 PM PDT