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Subject: Coffee is a Drug!
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Kids under 13-years old should not be able to buy/puchase coffee. Coffee is a drug. It's recipe says drugs all over it! Here are a few ways to know you have been druged:
* You turn Hyper
* Not tired
* CAN'T stop talking
* Being completely annoying
Dont drink coffee, here is a excample of being druged by coffee:
My friend drank coffee one morning. He keeped talking and he was usually a geek, always doing his homework, but today he kept talking and bein annoying and a complete...
Anyways don't drink coffee if your under the age off 13. Sign your name on this thread so I can bust all the people who sell coffee to under-age students! Help today!

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  • 11.20.2004 9:34 PM PDT
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Drugged has 2 g's. See... drugged. Drugged.

  • 11.20.2004 9:42 PM PDT
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Who needs coffee? Lets all have some green tea!

  • 11.20.2004 9:59 PM PDT
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I'm drinking decaf. coffee right now.

  • 11.20.2004 10:08 PM PDT
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I don't do coffee.

  • 11.20.2004 10:14 PM PDT

Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"
AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."
Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"
Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."
Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"
Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."
Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."
Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."

Never been a fan of coffee. My drug is that which is illegal for the younger generations.

Achilles

  • 11.20.2004 10:26 PM PDT
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I'm part of that younger generation he refers to.

  • 11.20.2004 10:54 PM PDT
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Coffee is a necessity. The world would end without coffee. No one would wake up, and half the world would get invaded while the other half was sleeping.

How dare you try to start a thermonuclear war with a coffee ban.

Oh, thirteen year olds you say? ...Well, since they don't have a say in it, yes, ban it.

[Edited on 11/20/2004 10:59:31 PM]

  • 11.20.2004 10:59 PM PDT
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Coffee isn't a drug, Caffiene is a drug. And if they're going to ban Coffee because of the caffiene, then they should also ban any caffinated soda, tea, or quite a few types of food. Oh, and anything with sugar in it, because with enough sugar, it'll do the same thing to you that caffiene will. And thriteen year olds don't need coffee, I believe there was a Dexter's Lab that explained all of this.

Edit: and those symptoms that you listed, talking too much and being annoying are all relative, damn. And I'm not tired right now, and I haven't had any "drugs", and Caffiene isn't the only thing that will make you hyper, sugar will too, as will other things.

[Edited on 11/21/2004 12:16:08 PM]

  • 11.21.2004 12:12 PM PDT
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Caffeine is a drug, not coffee.

I think that sugar should be banned, not complex carbohydrates, but things like candy.

However that would greatly reduce the amount of pie in the world......
I retract my statement.

  • 11.21.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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Im in a 12 step program to get off of coffee. But im having a coffe urge right now, its stronger then any sex drive! I NEED HELP, I............................................................ .....................
NEEEEED COOOOOFFEEEEEEEE!

  • 11.21.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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Soda is MY coffee ;p.

  • 11.21.2004 3:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: pudgypenquin
I don't do coffee.

Ditto

  • 11.22.2004 6:36 AM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

i dont do coffee either,i.e, inject it into my arm. i do drink it though. alcohol is also a necessity,along with Sierra Mist

  • 11.22.2004 7:48 AM PDT
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Hmm... I think you have something their. Let's go on strike! Wee pee! *runs naked down the street*

  • 11.22.2004 10:22 AM PDT
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Ignore these four words.

Coffee is not a drug, caffeine is. It's a stimulant that lasts about 4 hours.

  • 11.22.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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We should legalise any drug in existance, and then tax it. That would sort the problem out as if parents were complete stoners then it would no longer be seen as cool, and kids would stay completely on the straight and narrow, to be rebellious. Ok the world would fall apart if every adult was stoned out of their mind but there were would be no teenage drug problem.

  • 11.22.2004 2:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lucky_666
Kids under 13-years old should not be able to buy/puchase coffee. Coffee is a drug. It's recipe says drugs all over it! Here are a few ways to know you have been druged:
* You turn Hyper
* Not tired
* CAN'T stop talking
* Being completely annoying
Dont drink coffee, here is a excample of being druged by coffee:
My friend drank coffee one morning. He keeped talking and he was usually a geek, always doing his homework, but today he kept talking and bein annoying and a complete...
Anyways don't drink coffee if your under the age off 13. Sign your name on this thread so I can bust all the people who sell coffee to under-age students! Help today!

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Oh yeah, coffee is so illegal, Oh wait up i'm getting drunk with coffee! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • 11.22.2004 3:01 PM PDT
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i like coffee helps me study

  • 11.22.2004 3:08 PM PDT
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Coffee rocks! I love coffee!! :)

  • 11.22.2004 3:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Lucky_666
Coffee is a Drug!


If it were a drug, my friend, I would have been dead long ago.

  • 11.22.2004 3:24 PM PDT
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Personally I think coffee is nasty. Apples are a much better substitute. They are sweet, crunchy, and solid!

  • 11.22.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
You left yourself open for a nasty comeback.



I have faith¿

  • 11.22.2004 6:57 PM PDT

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