- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Wow.
Ladies and Gentlemen (Mostly Gentlemen),
What we have here is honest to God SPAM. Not the "I like Pie!" version of Spam. But the kind that you would normally find in your inbox. Or as a banner ad on some low-brow smut site. Please note that in no way, shape, or form, is this offer genuine. It is merely intended to gather your personal information for sale to other companies who will send you offers either via mail or email.
It is the hope of this young, yet worldly individual that the powers that be on Bungie.net will banish this pitiful excuse for a human being to the fiery depths of eternal damnation.
Remember, if it sounds too good to be true. It always is.