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Subject: The 65%

God is dead

This is to the 65% of US players that are total ***holes online. I say 65% but it could be a lot more, or maybe less, most days it seems more.
The people I am talking about are players who fall in the following catergories -

1. The 'Gangstas' (sic) - You know who you are. You talk like you are 50 cent but are probably white middle class kids from some suburb in middle America. For you every one is a 'biatch' or 'ni** a.' You play rap down the mic. You are SO tough that you could kill everyone in real life with you bare hands, you wouldn't even have to use that AK that you own. Likely to say 'Let's go 1 on 1 mof**ker' after losing a game 2 - 25.

2. The Redneck/Cracker. You are at least probably authentic unlike category 1. Your vitriolic racism and hatred of ga ys makes you appear subnormal but you wear it like a badge of courage. Likely to say 'How do you like the taste of balls boy?' after T bagging a victim of your newb combo. G ay? You?

3. The Halo God. You were a legitimate 35 until Bungie messed with the rankings. You 'own' everyone. You are never happier than being the 1 good player on a losing team just so you can tell your teamates they suck. If you don't want to play with crap players in matchmaking get some friends. likely to think in a quiet moment 'If I had only worked as hard at school as I do at Halo I wouldn't be flipping burgers right now'.

4. The squeaky kid. It's not your fault - you have bad parents. You should not have to listen to categories 1, 2 and 3. Most likely to say 'I haven't got voice
masking on. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'

If you represent any of the above can you please make a case for your behaviour or just get off-line and stop dragging your great nation into the gutter.
Thanks.

  • 07.14.2007 3:02 PM PDT

IMHO, the easiest way to avoid listening to offensive comments is to mute everyone -- plus it saves me from having to explain to my six year old what "F this" and "F that" means.

  • 07.14.2007 3:07 PM PDT

WAT is this i dont even

you forgot me the uber techno music spam whore
i swear to got i sit there do the bxb dance and blare it i only do it in unranked though

[Edited on 07.14.2007 3:10 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2007 3:09 PM PDT
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God forbid you send me one of those I was checking for cool gamers and saw you messages too, I will scream to the top of my lungs and smash this damn screen/BlackBerry to pieces! You've been warned -_-

♫♫Rap Music♫♫

I only return fire my friend, I don't start fires.

[Edited on 07.14.2007 3:16 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2007 3:15 PM PDT
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LOL RAP stands for Retards Attempting Poetry

  • 07.14.2007 3:28 PM PDT
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lets not forget the people that quit once they realize they are losing. -.- oh, and the "rapists" lol.

[Edited on 07.14.2007 4:36 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2007 4:35 PM PDT

RIP Halo 2.

You consider 35+ to be Halo Gods? Wow.

  • 07.14.2007 8:38 PM PDT

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Their was a time when this was under a post. Simpler times; no Halo 3 Forum and no search. Simpler times. Happy about search though.

I played with ***holes from other countries.

  • 07.14.2007 9:43 PM PDT
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Ok you hate American players so much but you're gonna have to suck it up and stop whining and deal with it. Believe it or not, a good deal of the kids form France and Britan that I've played all call me a filthy American, for no reason.

[Edited on 07.14.2007 10:08 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2007 10:05 PM PDT

So far i have played with 1 british player out of HUNDREDS that has NOT told me that i am a fat american who just wants 10 big macs and a chocolate shake. So im pretty sure from my standpoint, 99.5% of brits are annoying.

  • 07.14.2007 10:12 PM PDT
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I love it when they bring up the topic of 'ignorance.' Some kids like him call us ignorant bastards but the problem is they act more ignorant then they claim we are.

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  • 07.14.2007 10:16 PM PDT
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haha gppd one but calm down man just ignore those noons who piss u off and pown the f**k out of thm and if they still keeptalking -blam!- then there just scared p**ies

  • 07.14.2007 10:17 PM PDT

Posted by: Poopfoot
IMHO, the easiest way to avoid listening to offensive comments is to mute everyone -- plus it saves me from having to explain to my six year old what "F this" and "F that" means.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm willing to swear that I've heard you say that exact same sentance at least once in the past, on a different Thread.

Your First post in the thread reminded me of this video. It's long, but is truly very good. 5/5 stars!

[Edited on 07.14.2007 10:22 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2007 10:19 PM PDT
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You know OP, that has happened to me. I played a Skirmish (one I lost because I went in by myself.) The kid had 2 kills and 17 deaths and I had around 30 with less deaths.

He was quite southern and younger. He cussed me out and asked for a 1v1. I said "ok". Played him. And he lost. He said I cheated and left my party.

There's no winning. That's why you play with your buddies man...that way you can laugh at the "smart" kids together.
I refuse to play at least one playlist with friends, to see how high I can get by myself...not doing to well...my skirmish needs work! Least I'm 50%!



PS: The raunchier British are not the nicest either. Don't hate all Americans. And I take it some Americans made you feel very bad about yourself didn't they? Ouch...oh well. I only have problems with guys that play music.

[Edited on 07.14.2007 10:24 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2007 10:20 PM PDT
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What? That is so biased! Were is my category, "the guy who will kick your pie if you talk about my momma like that"... Wait till you play with a crazy guy who keeps calling you sonny then make a chart like this!

  • 07.14.2007 10:23 PM PDT
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God forbid you send me one of those I was checking for cool gamers and saw you messages too, I will scream to the top of my lungs and smash this damn screen/BlackBerry to pieces! You've been warned -_-

Posted by: II ZUTE II
LOL RAP stands for Retards Attempting Poetry


How is it Retards Attempting Poetry and all these rappers do is post threats and boast?

[Edited on 07.14.2007 11:25 PM PDT]

  • 07.14.2007 11:25 PM PDT

God is dead

You're missing the point. This isn't anti-American. Quite the opposite. I didn't even include a category for the kids who hear a 'foreign' accent and then go on and on and on doing a s**t impression. One kid once told me to 'go back to my own country'! I was interested to hear from people who fall into these categories and justify themselves or what normal US players think of them. Perhaps it doesn't bother you when a 12 year old screams how he's 'raped' everyone.

  • 07.15.2007 1:19 AM PDT

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I work at Microsoft. I have nothing to do with Halo and nothing I say is "the official word".

I just have to say that if you're +10 and losing you tend to get annoyed...

  • 07.15.2007 1:48 AM PDT
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i act like option 1, 2 and 3 to piss people off.

  • 07.15.2007 2:02 AM PDT
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i dont care that much about squeaky kids or 'the halo god' who owns everyone. but the racist people and the people who teabag and ask for a 1v1 are just unbearable. Im british and most americans are alright some though should get done for being racist because they just go to far

  • 07.15.2007 4:25 AM PDT

Posted by: JT Legacy
i act like option 1, 2 and 3 to piss people off.

The you're no better than they are. Get some -blam!- sack, seriously. What kind of gutless coward is only able to get his jollies by talking -blam!- from behind the cover of anonymity? You want to piss people off, at least do it to their face you spineless -blam!-.

  • 07.15.2007 5:46 AM PDT

I've played against people like that in the past but then again so have most people, as a rule I enjoy playing against the Americans, I also think that you get idiots in all nationalities, in fact it's quite pathetic to hear a Londoner trying to talk like a rapper, especially as he's probably a middle class white kid trying to fit in where he does'nt belong, guess what I'm saying is live and let live, if you don't like what you hear or see play with friends or change your zone to family or something, I don't condone what you have experienced but there are measures in place to limit this, i.e muting etc, but I don't think it was right to target Americans or any particular nationality as this happens accross the globe in all walks of life, before I get flamed I am a white Scotsman who was brought up in South Africa and have seen first hand the cruelty and hate that humans can administer against each other, black v white over there, religious based bigotry in Scotland,,,,,,please guys we play xbox to relax and have fun, can we not just leave all the hate out of the game.

  • 07.15.2007 6:29 AM PDT
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well judging by this post, your just as judgmental and idiotic as the people you listed.... by stooping down to their level, your now

category 5: whining losers.

and i think thats self explanatory

EDIT: o and btw, im not an ass, its just i hate when people whine and complain like this. if you hate playing with asses, get some friends

[Edited on 07.15.2007 7:24 AM PDT]

  • 07.15.2007 7:23 AM PDT

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I'm the upper upper player who zones in, takes everything seriously, and instead of telling my team mates how bad they are, just carry their jewb arses. And what's with all you euros complaining about americans like you're perfect. Most of the foreign mo'uckers i've faced were bloody wankaz. And you're just showing off your bloody wankaness by calling out people. Why dont you just go drive on the wrong side of the road or whatever. Silly euro, halo is for americans. lol No but really, revolutionary war. Nuf said.

  • 07.15.2007 8:23 AM PDT

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What's the point of this?
Seriously? Where'd you get your statistics from, eh?

Stop being such a redneck.

  • 07.15.2007 8:45 AM PDT

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