- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Actually that Dumb squirrels Poem was part of a 10 poem semester project. I dug up another funny one I wrote about monkeys:
Monkeys are really dumb.
I think their brains shrunk.
They choke on their gum.
They beat up a monk.
They punch themselves in the face
They got on my nerves
So I put them in a suitcase
And threw them over a curve
Little did I know there was a lake
And that Monkeys could swim
And the suitcase was fake
So the Monkeys swam off to the gym
They got run over by a car
And are now one with the tar
I got a lower score on this one. It's funny, but I like Dumb Squirrels better.
Now to suck out the intelligence out of everyone that reads this.....