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Subject: Another funny poem (Monkeys)
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Actually that Dumb squirrels Poem was part of a 10 poem semester project. I dug up another funny one I wrote about monkeys:

Monkeys are really dumb.
I think their brains shrunk.
They choke on their gum.
They beat up a monk.
They punch themselves in the face
They got on my nerves
So I put them in a suitcase
And threw them over a curve
Little did I know there was a lake
And that Monkeys could swim
And the suitcase was fake
So the Monkeys swam off to the gym
They got run over by a car
And are now one with the tar

I got a lower score on this one. It's funny, but I like Dumb Squirrels better.

Now to suck out the intelligence out of everyone that reads this.....

  • 05.31.2004 12:27 PM PDT
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u r da smert

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It...burns.

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1 word fer ya.awesome.

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Umm....if you suck our intelligence.....you still won't be able to write better.

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test

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Posted by: agent404
Actually that Dumb squirrels Poem was part of a 10 poem semester project. I dug up another funny one I wrote about monkeys:

Monkeys are really dumb.
I think their brains shrunk.
They choke on their gum.
They beat up a monk.
They punch themselves in the face
They got on my nerves
So I put them in a suitcase
And threw them over a curve
Little did I know there was a lake
And that Monkeys could swim
And the suitcase was fake
So the Monkeys swam off to the gym
They got run over by a car
And are now one with the tar

I got a lower score on this one. It's funny, but I like Dumb Squirrels better.

Now to suck out the intelligence out of everyone that reads this.....


Am I the only one whose IQ actually dropped while I was reading that.

  • 02.06.2005 7:11 PM PDT
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Anyone else like monkeys?

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lol me iq drop alot...j/k no it didn't but it damn well could have!

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This is 6 months old. Stop ressurecting old threads.

  • 02.06.2005 7:22 PM PDT