- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
This is to the 65% of US players that are total ***holes online. I say 65% but it could be a lot more, or maybe less, most days it seems more.
The people I am talking about are players who fall in the following catergories -
1. The 'Gangstas' (sic) - You know who you are. You talk like you are 50 cent but are probably white middle class kids from some suburb in middle America. For you every one is a 'biatch' or 'ni** a.' You play rap down the mic. You are SO tough that you could kill everyone in real life with you bare hands, you wouldn't even have to use that AK that you own. Likely to say 'Let's go 1 on 1 mof**ker' after losing a game 2 - 25.
2. The Redneck/Cracker. You are at least probably authentic unlike category 1. Your vitriolic racism and hatred of ga ys makes you appear subnormal but you wear it like a badge of courage. Likely to say 'How do you like the taste of balls boy?' after T bagging a victim of your newb combo. G ay? You?
3. The Halo God. You were a legitimate 35 until Bungie messed with the rankings. You 'own' everyone. You are never happier than being the 1 good player on a losing team just so you can tell your teamates they suck. If you don't want to play with crap players in matchmaking get some friends. likely to think in a quiet moment 'If I had only worked as hard at school as I do at Halo I wouldn't be flipping burgers right now'.
4. The squeaky kid. It's not your fault - you have bad parents. You should not have to listen to categories 1, 2 and 3. Most likely to say 'I haven't got voice
masking on. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!'
If you represent any of the above can you please make a case for your behaviour or just get off-line and stop dragging your great nation into the gutter.
Thanks.
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[Edited on 07.14.2007 5:31 PM PDT]