- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Wibbles
Dearest Bungie, I thank you for H2, I sing your praises weekly and I stroke your cheeks gently. Bless you Bungie, bless you. H2 live is the best game out there and it rules the others by a ridiculous margin. You have done well. When I first started playing in late 2004 I would get cheated left and right. H2 was nearly junked out, nearly a bum on the street sitting in its own vomit and urine. But you, through hard work and dedication-you gave it a hundred dollar bill and H2 got sober (after about two years) and it eliminated most of the cheaters and it became a much happier, healthy place. I appreciate it. Bless you Bungie, tiny infant jesus bless you. You came fairly close to perfection in the last few months but there remains one more test and sweet 6 pound 10 once tiny baby Jesus I hope you can overcome it. The last great sin, the remaining herpe sore on H2's beautiful lips....Host Advantage.
I do not know, in a technical way, why host advantage exists, I do know that it is the last thing that makes matchmaking unfair and less fun. I hope, sweet and lovely Bungie, dearest lovable Bungie that your third child-H3- does not suffer from the cleft lip of Host Advantage. May he be beautiful and strong. May his ebony skin shine with health, and his broad shoulders be strong and rippling.
You can do it Bungie. I can see your faces, turned up towards heaven. Your dark, ebony skin shines with the light of sweet newborn Jesus. Your large open nostrils breath deeply and fill your hearts with the strength of baby god and unicorns. You are strong Bungie. You are strong black men, I can see you in my mind, and I am proud of you.
You are in love with Bungie too much.