- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
I have been working on this for a few months. This is part 1 of 4 of a Halo movie script. Not like, 1 movie out of four. I broke the movie up because I thought no one would read it if I didn't.
Now, there are a few things you should know before you read it and complain. And I know I won't get any compliments, just comlaining. Because people never take the time to compliment. It's always, "I don't like this. This is too spicy. I wish this was in here." Go ahead. Complain. But it is only a waste of your immense typing talents. Here are some things you should know before you read the script.
-Master Chief is called Spartan 117 in the script. You should know that anyway if you've ever played the game.
-THIS SCRIPT DOES NOT KEEP TRUE TO THE BOOKS OR GAMES IN ANY WAY. MOST OF IT I JUST MADE UP FOR TWO REASONS. 1)I like to be created. 2) I don't want my pants sued off me. Though you would have to be pretty perverted to sue someones pants off. Anyway. So don't comlain about stuff like, the forerunner didn't build those! Or this is so inaccurate. I know that. LAY OFF MAN, I"M STARVING!
-MAster Chief is not dressed in his MJORNLR Armor. Or whatever it's called. If it was a live action movie it would have to be CG with actual actors, which we know is not good. We all remember Jar Jar Binks. "Meza least'a favorite character in history!"
-This script needs to undergo a major editing. LArge portions will be cut, and a lot will be put in. Feel free to suggest what should be cut, and what should be put in. NOW I DON'T WANT TO HEAR, "Cut the whole thing, and put something else in." Critisize me like a civilized person, after-all, you spend your whole day being uncivilized you think you can be civilized for a few minutes!(I apologize to all those civilized and Mild mannered people for saying this to you.)
-I really need to edit this, and it will take for ever. If you want to read it, change some things, and edit it I would be forever thankful. Well, thankful for a few minutes. If you do, send it back to me at Bruscar5@AOL.com.
These are my conditions. I can't do anything to stop you from being jerks. I can only take my diginity and go elswhere. Here's the link. http://www.freewebs.com/yego/downloads.htm. Now, there are other downloads on the page. Just scroll down and you'll find Halo. Then you can download it. You can also download the other things. But beware-they are utterly crappy scripts. You may also browse around the site. IT is mildly funny. At times you may be compelled to almost crack a very slight smile.
I'll post again tomorow so everyone can discuss. If anyone read it. But I bet people will complain even if they didn't.
[Edited on 11/22/2004 7:44:13 PM]