- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by:Shishka
If you draw the a circle in the dirt with a triangle within whose points are tangent to the circle (be sure one point, your focus point, is directed at the moon), and then a smaller circle whos edges are tangent to the centers of the edges of the triangle, and finally a line that starts at the center of your circle and leads out of the shape, through the center of the edge of the triangle that's opposite your focus point, and leads seven inches past the outer ring of your circle.
Use the outer end of that line (your interface) to fill your circle with the blood of seven chickens. Then, stand in the center of the inner circle, your feet on either side of the interface, your body facing the focus point.
Then close your eyes, and concentrate on the Halo theme. If you can do this from 11pm to midnight without flinching (and without tainting the circle by getting dirt in the blood), Marty should appear in a pillar of fire before you, and will answer any one question you ask him before disappearing in a shower of sparks.
That's how we do it, anyway.
Methinks Microsoft is going to recieve some really funky Tech Support calls when the clock strikes Eleven.