- arbiter_vs_brute
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- Exalted Member
I am responsible for dividing the Covenant. I shall end this war.
Poll: Is -blam!- a -blam!- -blam!-? [closed]
| Just perverted, that's all:
67%
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(2 Votes)
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| No, he was just faking!:
0%
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(0 Votes)
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| how is he -blam!-?:
0%
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(0 Votes)
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| Yes, He Molested A Hunter, for God's Sake!:
33%
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(1 Votes)
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Total Votes: 3
This is a fan-fiction story called Sangheilli -blam!- Series. There are eight books, and I am making the final (ninth) one. It is a series where an Elite betrays the Covenant and goes on a rampage. This is a sneak peek at the ninth book. It somehow ties in with Halo 2
2000 years before 'Combat Evolved'
Deception, Agression, Devastation, Truth
Those words chased around -blam!- Saac's mind while he slept. All he could think about was today, and how -blam!- would execute the final part of his plan. He had assasnated the Prophet of Serenity only to be instantly replaced by the Prophet of Truth. Truth had ordered -blam!- to be executed the next day, and the bomb within High Charity destroyed. And Truth marveled at how -blam!- had taken 800 million lives, only to rebel at the Covenant.
-blam!- woke up thinking about this, and yet he was quickly thinking of a way to bust out of prison and kill the remaining 200 million covenant, most of the Grunts. He decided to steal Serenity's old ship, and open all cannons on High Charity. Little did the Covenant know Serenity's ship was without security.
With a loud BANG!, -blam!-'s cell opened and burst, taking down the two brutes guarding. -blam!- mad a beeline for the door, but not before disguising himself as Nutt Gawbler, Serenity's second-in-command. But the covenant were not the only ones who knew little...
-blam!- did knot know one thousand Hunters were heading his way. 950 would guard the cruiser. Twenty were sealing all doors in -blam!-'s way. 29 would burst open any doors to find him, and one was heading towards his cell for execution. They knew about the disguise and -blam!- was in the belly of the beast.
-blam!- saw a Hunter, and did the strangest thing; he got on the Hunter, and began making weird noises. -blam!- was being -blam!-. He was humping the Hunter.
And Nutt was coming to save him.
And Truth was coming to kill Nut.
And Nutt's mom was trying to stop Truth.
Nutt dropped a sixpack of grenades in the hangar, only to meet a crying rGrunt. Nutt said, "it's okay, little Grunty, all I'm gonna do is stick this big fat energy sword up your butt." The Grunt said okay and calmed down. Nutt used the sword, But the Grunt pooped on the sword and Nutt go so pissed he jumped out of high charity into Space.
Truth realised Nutt was dead and returned to the throne room for milk and cookies.
Mrs. Gawbler also got the bad news and commited suicide, too.
-blam!-, in frustration, punced the Hunter's spikes and had his arm cut off. He incinerated the blast door, and the executioner was gone, so -blam!- ran back to his nice comfy jail cell, to begin planning once again.
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So, -blam!- ended up with what he had before, but with only 199,994,000 Covenant remaining. Technicalyy 199,993,998 because of Nutt and Mrs. Gawbler. And that was the first half of Chapter One. Kinda random at some points, i know. But it gets better at the end. trust me.