- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Nedus
So i was playing Halo 2, and i was halfway through Delta Halo, and my girlfriend comes over. she's all like "let me play!!" i said" fine,go ahead." 10 minutes later,she says she can kick my ass in Halo 2. i ask her what makes her say that. she says because she killed a Grunt. think about that. it took her 10 minutes to kill a GRUNT. so i said,"fine,lets go." a split screen game ensues in Coagulation. i proceed to be humiliated in the first 30 seconds of the game. she nails me with a headshot when i was on my Ghost,speeding towards the sniper rifle that she already took. so im like fine, you wanna snipe? we can do this. a minute later,shes tired of getting sniped,so we go close quarters. im all confident because i have a shotgun, and i thought i would beat the -blam!- out of her. WRONG. it turns out shes pretty damn scary when she gets ahold of 2 Magnums. this is strange because she doesnt even have an Xbox. maybe i should go cry in a corner now
Thats why my girlfriend doedn't know I have an Xbox.