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I'll be on my own side.

So i was playing Halo 2, and i was halfway through Delta Halo, and my girlfriend comes over. she's all like "let me play!!" i said" fine,go ahead." 10 minutes later,she says she can kick my ass in Halo 2. i ask her what makes her say that. she says because she killed a Grunt. think about that. it took her 10 minutes to kill a GRUNT. so i said,"fine,lets go." a split screen game ensues in Coagulation. i proceed to be humiliated in the first 30 seconds of the game. she nails me with a headshot when i was on my Ghost,speeding towards the sniper rifle that she already took. so im like fine, you wanna snipe? we can do this. a minute later,shes tired of getting sniped,so we go close quarters. im all confident because i have a shotgun, and i thought i would beat the -blam!- out of her. WRONG. it turns out shes pretty damn scary when she gets ahold of 2 Magnums. this is strange because she doesnt even have an Xbox. maybe i should go cry in a corner now

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  • 11.23.2004 12:58 PM PDT
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  • 11.23.2004 12:59 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

yes. sad isnt it?

  • 11.23.2004 1:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Nedus
So i was playing Halo 2, and i was halfway through Delta Halo, and my girlfriend comes over. she's all like "let me play!!" i said" fine,go ahead." 10 minutes later,she says she can kick my ass in Halo 2. i ask her what makes her say that. she says because she killed a Grunt. think about that. it took her 10 minutes to kill a GRUNT. so i said,"fine,lets go." a split screen game ensues in Coagulation. i proceed to be humiliated in the first 30 seconds of the game. she nails me with a headshot when i was on my Ghost,speeding towards the sniper rifle that she already took. so im like fine, you wanna snipe? we can do this. a minute later,shes tired of getting sniped,so we go close quarters. im all confident because i have a shotgun, and i thought i would beat the -blam!- out of her. WRONG. it turns out shes pretty damn scary when she gets ahold of 2 Magnums. this is strange because she doesnt even have an Xbox. maybe i should go cry in a corner now


Thats why my girlfriend doedn't know I have an Xbox.

  • 11.23.2004 1:06 PM PDT
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Look at it this way; you have a girl playing with you. That in itself is an accomplishment. Plus that girl is your girlfriend. I'd say you are quite fortunate.

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  • 11.23.2004 1:06 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

true. she plays games sometimes,but games like Animal Crossing and Super Monkey Ball

  • 11.23.2004 1:08 PM PDT
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Or maybe she's been playing with some other guy's Xbox, and perhaps played with more than just his box..

  • 11.23.2004 1:09 PM PDT
Subject: Very sick

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hahaha

Mabye she has a trainer come over 5 times a week with an Xbox and she trains!

  • 11.23.2004 1:23 PM PDT
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thats pathetic. man that must suck. wot did you do to gain some dignity?

  • 11.23.2004 1:29 PM PDT