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Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. Take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster? (answer below)







Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?







Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?





Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.



5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?





Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?





Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!


[Edited on 11/23/2004 9:32:02 PM]

  • 11.23.2004 1:11 PM PDT
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I win.


But that stuff is easy when you read it, but pretty hard when someone is talking to you.

  • 11.23.2004 1:20 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yeah. I got the green house wrong. A Greenhouse is one word. Therefore I got it right, and you got it wrong.

  • 11.23.2004 1:27 PM PDT
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I died on question 2.

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I was able to complete it, but for the record, I've put toast back in the toaster(sometimes I like it black), and baby cows drink milk. Also, the greenhouse question was crap. There's a big, big difference between "green house" and "greenhouse", so I ignored it.

[Edited on 11/23/2004 1:44:31 PM]

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heh to be truthfull i got lost on the green house one because yet again green house is one word not two but i went on and got the rest of them right so : P

  • 11.23.2004 1:54 PM PDT
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Wow...I failed that miserably.

  • 11.23.2004 2:13 PM PDT
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so anyways....

well it was pretty good and clever but the green house question was pretty lame




[Edited on 11/23/2004 2:31:58 PM]

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I'm backward. I missed most of them, but got the green house/greenhouse question right.

  • 11.23.2004 8:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: MCs Brother
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. Take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster? (answer below)







Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?







Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?





Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.



5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?





Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?





Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!


You should put the answers on a differant submition thingy

  • 11.24.2004 5:25 AM PDT
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i got them all right

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You also forgot that there was no "no man land" while the Berlin airlift was going on, so that question is not valid either....

[Edited on 11/24/2004 6:05:45 AM]

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Some flaws, but neat test. Good job.

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I put Pop-Tarts in a toaster.

Calves drink milk.

My house is green but it is not made of glass or bricks. 'Don't get that one.

Is You an Asian name?

Edit:

Actually the hour hand on a clock moves .5 degrees every minute.

(360 degrees on clock face) / (720 minutes per 12 hours) = .5 degrees per minute.

[Edited on 11/24/2004 8:28:05 AM]

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yay

  • 11.24.2004 8:19 AM PDT
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I got all of them right

  • 11.24.2004 8:24 AM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Sorry for the flaws, but I mean c'mon. Gimme a break. It's just a joke test. Not like your life depends on your ability to answer correctly......

  • 11.24.2004 8:28 AM PDT
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*343 GS Mode* Hahaha...I am a genius...

  • 11.24.2004 8:39 AM PDT