- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
First, I shall do a few methods!
1. Force them to endure Antonio Banderas in "Mussolini"! NOOO!!!
2. If that doesn't work, flip on a relaxing NPR, National Public Radio :pukes:
3. If 1. and 2. turns out to be a complete failure, use the Yoko Ono robot (John Lennon's wife who sounds like a nightmare when it comes to singing)
4. If all methods fail, just slap them hard with a pistol.