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Subject: what's the strangest thing you've ever heard or said on halo?
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It was in team training when everyone can talk and we had just showed up to hear : I know man theres no way a parakeet could carry a coconut :

  • 07.26.2007 2:33 PM PDT
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Why is this on the Halo 3 Forum?

  • 07.26.2007 2:33 PM PDT
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I heard a guy yell once, "OMG the blue balls are going to turn me into a smerf." I laughed because he was already on blue team and he was stuck after he said it.

  • 07.26.2007 2:33 PM PDT
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Someone with a very high voice shouting "GRANADE!!!!" whilst throwing a granade.

  • 07.26.2007 2:36 PM PDT
Subject: what's the strangest thing you've ever heard or said on halo?

strangest I've heard: a dude was coming out of the closet to his mom and left the mic on. if it was a joke - Brilliant! if it was for real - awkward

strangest thing I've ever said: to try and shut a guy up, I told him "I hope that Santa Clause *** rapes you on your birthday." it worked. he shut up

  • 07.26.2007 2:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: XS5
I heard a guy yell once, "OMG the blue balls are going to turn me into a smerf." I laughed because he was already on blue team and he was stuck after he said it.


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07.26.2007 2:37 PM PDT
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I heard someone go, "I am ninja! NINJA WILL KILL!" in an ear splitting voice followed by snorts... : /

  • 07.26.2007 2:38 PM PDT
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During Team Slayer in Ivory Tower I heard the Numa Numa song during the whole match. The sword guy on the other team had it and everytime we heard it we knew he was close and he killed us all somehow.

  • 07.26.2007 2:39 PM PDT
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I was playin campaign (halo 1) and one of my human alies got stuck and ran up to me yelling "GET IT OFF ME CHEIF GET IT OFF!!". I swear this is true.
(he killed me by doing so) >o<

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  • 07.26.2007 2:40 PM PDT
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Hah, he got you killed!

  • 07.26.2007 2:43 PM PDT

Please no group invites... I only play MLG customs and don't spend my time wasting it on groups,clans or any other internet social crap.

The first day it came out

Kid playing, "here you talk, and listen" (hands off to girlfriend)
Girl: Can you hear me?
Me: I can't hear you.....
Girl: Brian he said he can't hear me, do I have to push a button for them to hear me? How does this crap work?

Lobby: Busted out laughing...

[Edited on 07.26.2007 2:48 PM PDT]

  • 07.26.2007 2:47 PM PDT

Posted by: Final Sentence
The first day it came out

Kid playing, "here you talk, and listen" (hands off to girlfriend)
Girl: Can you hear me?
Me: I can't hear you.....
Girl: Brian he said he can't hear me, do I have to push a button for them to hear me? How does this crap work?

Lobby: Busted out laughing...


they're out there. be afraid

  • 07.26.2007 2:50 PM PDT
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LMAOFF!!!!!!!!!!! Good one!

  • 07.26.2007 3:47 PM PDT
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i said what's up, and everyone said sup, except for one. he asked what did i want, i told him "I want the world mutha-blam!-!"
And everyone was hooting and howling at that stupid comment.

  • 07.26.2007 3:50 PM PDT
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if i'm in the mood to mess around i overuse the phrase "no scope" on matches with swords and shotguns...and for some reason i always have the theme song to Full House stuck in my head...amazing how many people know the words to that one.

  • 07.26.2007 3:51 PM PDT

Estne volumen in toga an solum tibi libet me videre?

Nothing suits me like a suit.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Halo 2: Some dude started singing 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard' in a really high pitched voice.

Halo 3: I went off the mancannon with a mongoose and my passanger yelled "Thats how a man does it!"

  • 07.26.2007 3:54 PM PDT

PEANUT-BUTTER SLAP!

I was on Relic and this kid in a ghost was trying to kill me. He shouted "Get raped you lazy -blam!-!" All of his shots missed me. I got tired of his voice so I shot him with a rocket. He started screaming NO! NO!. It was really funny.

  • 07.26.2007 4:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: reptile1892
I was on Relic and this kid in a ghost was trying to kill me. He shouted "Get raped you lazy -blam!-!" All of his shots missed me. I got tired of his voice so I shot him with a rocket. He started screaming NO! NO!. It was really funny.

yep, some of those kids need to realize that it's just a game. plus it's funny to hear them scream when they get fed up.

  • 07.26.2007 4:18 PM PDT
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Someone wouldn't stop singing lips of an angel.

  • 07.26.2007 4:39 PM PDT
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shut up bich

  • 07.26.2007 4:43 PM PDT
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When people in rumble were doing Red vs Blue alien outtake impressions.

  • 07.26.2007 4:44 PM PDT

I was at my friends house when he was playing Team Hardcore matchmaking (he's pretty damned good). So anyways after he rapes the other team a person on the other team starts cussin' him out and long story short that kid ended up saying, "I'm sorry I said anything, you're really a pro."

(Oh yeah, in that 1v1 my friend won 15-1!)

  • 07.26.2007 4:48 PM PDT
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I also once played a dude that everytime he died he said he was sorry.

  • 07.26.2007 5:50 PM PDT

I go by many names, Shinigami, osiris, thanatos, Ares are but a few. But my name is not important for i am god and i am coming for you.

i am a master of my trade with these two hands i create great works. What is it i do?? ... well lets hope for your sake you never find out.

Like guns?? so do we, join Halo Armory and you can too

me and my mate started going through a whole medievil king arthur thing.

best map for it was the snow one lol (forgot the name) where the sniper base was "Jerusalem", the lift base was "Merlins tower" and the flag drop off was "Camalot"

Then we renamed weapons etc:
Sword - Excalibur (obviously lol)
Warthog -Chariot of fire

and stuff like that, and when one uf us picked up the sword they became SIR LANCALOT!!!! and when you died we used to scream "Sir Galahad take up my shword!" (not a type Shword lol)

and there you have it, a small look into the way Moochkin and GhettoBombs minds work

(we did something similar to that as well Wrecktified, accept we all took up the role of one of the cast...... i was Sarge ^^)

[Edited on 07.26.2007 6:02 PM PDT]

  • 07.26.2007 5:59 PM PDT
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Funny stuff in here.

  • 07.26.2007 6:27 PM PDT

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