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Subject: what's the strangest thing you've ever heard or said on halo?
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I heard someone say "Time to stimulate your prostate". It was quite wierd.

  • 07.26.2007 6:30 PM PDT

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Posted by: dalmedya
Bungie doesn't see gamers any more. They see walking credit cards.

Heh, one time. Beaver Creek. 4 vs me. I was chilling under red base. There's guys chilling right outside red base. Near the handicapped ramp. I hear: "Dude, looks, there's a ghost in the tree! He's waving at us!"

Posted by: JesuszillaCorp
if i'm in the mood to mess around i overuse the phrase "no scope" on matches with swords and shotguns...and for some reason i always have the theme song to Full House stuck in my head...amazing how many people know the words to that one.


I find that so annoying. I had 4 people doing that the whole entire game one time. Except it wasn't just no scope, it was double shot, triple shot, quad shot, rockets, shotgun, headshot, bxr, bxb, and everything else...

[Edited on 07.26.2007 6:34 PM PDT]

  • 07.26.2007 6:31 PM PDT
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What's funner to do is to yell no scope everytime you kill someone with a sniper even if you did scope. Another good one is to say in an elitist voice "Get out BRed kid!" right after you kill them with the rockets or sword.

  • 07.26.2007 6:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: dalmedya
Bungie doesn't see gamers any more. They see walking credit cards.

The exact stuff that pisses me off... You do it so well....

  • 07.26.2007 6:39 PM PDT

Krunkatize me Kap'n!

ummm, well...yesterday, i was playing a hardcore game on lockout, i BxRed a kid, and screamed "Go eat sum celery, B!*@h"

  • 07.26.2007 6:46 PM PDT

i heard spousal abuse on halo 2
[i saw it on youtube]

  • 07.26.2007 7:16 PM PDT
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One time on while I was playing the Halo: CE campaign, On the first level you have to escape the Pillar of Autumn, I forgot what that level is called.. I was walking through the level.. and two of the engineers (one in Blue and one in Orange) were running from elites. I saved them and they stopped running in this hallway. I decided to have a litle fun and shot the guy in the orange. Then after that the guy in the blue came up to me and said "SHOOT ME TOO!" I swear it happened. ( I shot him...well he WAS asking for it)

  • 07.26.2007 7:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: nilator
Heh, one time. Beaver Creek. 4 vs me. I was chilling under red base. There's guys chilling right outside red base. Near the handicapped ramp. I hear: "Dude, looks, there's a ghost in the tree! He's waving at us!"

Posted by: JesuszillaCorp
if i'm in the mood to mess around i overuse the phrase "no scope" on matches with swords and shotguns...and for some reason i always have the theme song to Full House stuck in my head...amazing how many people know the words to that one.


I find that so annoying. I had 4 people doing that the whole entire game one time. Except it wasn't just no scope, it was double shot, triple shot, quad shot, rockets, shotgun, headshot, bxr, bxb, and everything else...
like i said if i was in the mood....if your were annoyed mission accomplished.

  • 07.26.2007 8:02 PM PDT
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one time in team training this high pitch voice kid gets into the match and says''HEY EVERYBODY SUCK MY MIDDLE NUT I HAVE THREE NUTS and then left......he said it real fast

  • 07.26.2007 8:52 PM PDT

I was playing double team on warlock and i was outnumbered so i quickly ran and crouched in the bush just outside the middle tower on the ground....they were right in front of me and i could hear them asking each other where i went.....they eventually found me and said "HE'S HIDING IN THE BUSHES NINJA STYLE". i loved it....thought it was great.

  • 07.26.2007 9:20 PM PDT
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i once heard guy say that he flew to the otherend of the country to meet guys he played agaisnt in halo

  • 07.26.2007 9:23 PM PDT
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uhm one tim in 4v4, there were 4 guys singing in perfect harmony. Some moonlight song. it was creepy...


another times, some chick was playing, nd said into the mike 'Guys, can we pause the game, like everyone not move? i really dont want to die. i want to go have a cookie. please? no!! dont shoot me! i said paus-' i killed her with an smg beatdown :P

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  • 07.26.2007 10:28 PM PDT
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Another way to completely piss someone off is to complain about them being host, like saying the only reason they're winning is because of host, even though you're actually the one who's host.
Also add the word host with anything they kill you with. Such as "Nice host Rockets!" or "Nice host needlers!". But you gotta say it in a tone where you believe that's the only reason they're winning.

  • 07.26.2007 10:37 PM PDT

There was these 2 guys (forgot there names) and everytime they ran up 2 me and my partner instead of shooting they would yell BANG BANG BANG repeatedly and it was so annoying. but we raped them.Then the next game two diffrent guys would run up two us then stop and freezed not shooting or moving. What noobs

  • 07.26.2007 10:38 PM PDT

me and a group of friends were trying to do the guardian glitch on lockout, so i told everyone to stand in the middle, and even after all hell breaks loose and everyone starts fighting, theres one guy screaming DO I STAND HERE OR HERE?? as he was plasmad by like 6 different people

  • 07.26.2007 10:45 PM PDT
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worst ive heard in h2, well i was playing dt on lockout with some randomn kid and it was 2v1, up by 20 or so and the kid says he'll brb, so im just chilling next to him with the sword and out of his headset I hear some damn gunshots, i was like wtf!! He comes back and im like wth happened dude, and he simply replies,"i think someone was trying to break in." LMFAO

And worst ive said, well i like to put my lil bros darth vader voice thing on and talk crap in the team training lobby, lol

  • 07.27.2007 12:26 AM PDT
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halo 2... me and a couple buddies were playing a game called lava man where u jump on the boxes on turf and the other team can only kill u on the floor ... well this guy grabbed the flag then ran straight into me then he yelled " Oh Sweet Jesus help me" lol

halo3.... i was driving the mongoose and my buddy was riding passenger then he got hit by a grenade sent us fliping we landed he did a no scope headshot on a guy with the turret dismantled then we both yell Drive By Son!

  • 07.27.2007 1:29 AM PDT
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strangest thing I've heard: dude WTF why did you kill me I'm not on your team do I look loke I'm a blood coated maniac (red team).

Strangest thing I've said: I bet your mother beats you when you go to sleep I hope you fall down the stairs in your house and hurt yourself badly like pamalla Anderson's -blam!-'s hurt her face when she runs.*



* funny thing is he did fall down the stairs when he went to go to the toilet

  • 07.27.2007 4:10 AM PDT
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"I heard you guys taste...just like chicken!"

"Here Demon, I have a banana for you!"

Has anyone else heard these from campaign? I seem to be the only one >.<

[Edited on 07.27.2007 4:23 AM PDT]

  • 07.27.2007 4:23 AM PDT
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heard did you molest a coconut today?

said i sang the spider pig song when i was near the other team and still managed to ghost them all

  • 07.27.2007 4:28 AM PDT

someone once told me that their wiener looked like a baby's arm holding an apple.

  • 07.27.2007 8:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: DR4GON
"I heard you guys taste...just like chicken!"

"Here Demon, I have a banana for you!"

Has anyone else heard these from campaign? I seem to be the only one >.<


I have heard the first one sir.

I believe me and my friend may have been the only ones to hear "Let's catch one and ride it"

  • 07.27.2007 8:31 AM PDT
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STrangest ive heard "Omg I owned you nooby noob noob!" ...it was me with a smg versus him in a scorpion....

  • 07.27.2007 8:34 AM PDT

YEAH one time a guy randomly said I GOT HAIRY BALLZ!!!

[Edited on 07.27.2007 8:38 AM PDT]

  • 07.27.2007 8:35 AM PDT

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