- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
i have come to the conclusion that ireland is cool.
These are the top ten tourist attractions
1)Sheep.
2)A pint of Guiness.
3)A field.
4) A police station-if you stand outside one for more than 30 seconds you get shot...true story.
5)Rain-if you live here long enough you will start wandering around aimlessly
in it.
6)Blarney Stone-kiss it and you get the gift of the gab. whatever that is.
7)The Sea-Ireland is an island so why not take a dip.
8)Another field quite possibly the field beside the one you just left.
9)Dublin-its on the way out.
10)The Aerlingus Plane-man will you want to see that thing after a few days.
This is the best Cuisine
1)Potatoes
2)Irish Stew-potatoes and meat
3)Potceen-Alcohol made from potatoes
4)Potato Bread-the clue is in the title.
5)A pint of Guiness-not made from potatoes
So that rounds up Ireland, if on a trip here you see a leprechaun dont panic say you hate England a he wont Kneecap you.