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Just a thread about what the new guy to Halo would do. I'll start.

Your wondering why no one defended in the neutral flag game.

[Edited on 07.30.2007 1:09 PM PDT]

  • 07.30.2007 1:08 PM PDT
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Pointless.

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This would pretty much be considered as spam so no one post after my post for that will be more spam(according to mods) ;)

  • 07.30.2007 1:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: halo 2 guy
This would pretty much be considered as spam so no one post after my post for that will be more spam(according to mods) ;)


Oh. SOmeone lock this then. My bad.

  • 07.30.2007 1:17 PM PDT

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No dude its fine. you may just have to put it in the offtopic forum. the flood or whatever. But ive seen many threads like this before.

Your new to halo when you go -30 in a hardcore game.

  • 07.30.2007 1:21 PM PDT

No matter what, it's always fun. If you win. So try harder random.

postID=13142544&postRepeater1-p=1]LOL[/url]

your new when yuo get excietd about a double kill

your new when you kill someone with the sword and tell everybody you got a "beat down medal"

your new if you automatically hold X after you die, in case you were betrayed

  • 07.30.2007 1:36 PM PDT
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you're new to halo when you ask how to reload the sword.

you're new to halo when hold down the A button and precede to ask why the warthog wont go.

you're new to halo when you try to swim to the other teams base.

  • 07.30.2007 1:57 PM PDT

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When you think this is funny.

  • 07.30.2007 2:29 PM PDT
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your new to halo when you scratch you -blam!- and get a triple kill and yell whooo hooo!

your new to halo when you say how do i shoot?

your new to halo when you first play =p!

your new to halo when you ask how to boost in the warthhog.

your new to halo when you ask how to reload the sword.

your new to halo when you play halo :ce and you ask how do i boost?

your new to halo when you ask when does halo 3 come out?

your new to halo when you think the halo 2 pistol is cool.

your new to halo when you ask who is master chief,

[Edited on 07.30.2007 2:35 PM PDT]

  • 07.30.2007 2:32 PM PDT
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Carrots.

You're new to halo and it's forums when you make a thread like this

FAIL.

  • 07.30.2007 2:37 PM PDT
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Your new to halo when you think you need to be a certain color of armor to win a game

  • 07.30.2007 2:46 PM PDT

You can run. But you will only die tired.

You don;t know how to crouch jump

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your new to halo when you waste time making things like this cause they're pointless

  • 07.30.2007 3:19 PM PDT

No matter what, it's always fun. If you win. So try harder random.

postID=13142544&postRepeater1-p=1]LOL[/url]

your also new if you waste time telling him that hes wasting time posting a forum

  • 07.30.2007 3:29 PM PDT

your new to halo when someone says "aw yeah killtac" and your like "pffft no such thing dumbass"


honestly ive heard that before

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your new to halo when u ask wats a noob combo

  • 07.30.2007 4:09 PM PDT

Posted by: cowemu
your new to halo when you waste time making things like this cause they're pointless


you have played to much halo when you have to flame someone on the forums

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Posted by: grunt killa99
your new to halo when u ask wats a noob combo

Your new to Halo when you ask what a n00b is.

  • 07.30.2007 4:38 PM PDT

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I hate these threads.

  • 07.30.2007 4:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Frost1691 1691
I hate these threads.


then why read em? He made it obvious in the subject line right? I swear it's amazing how people take forums so seriously!! It's simply a fun time-killer, that's all!!

you're new to halo when you hold X to boost the phantom while flying over an endless drop!

  • 07.30.2007 5:50 PM PDT

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Rienstien, I always knew you were a genius.

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your new to halo when you run up to an elite with a sword on the opposite team and say "WOW you look like a stupid alien!"

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Posted by: cowemu
your new to halo when you waste time making things like this cause they're pointless



Posted by: ninjamc
Pointless.



Posted by: halo 2 guy
This would pretty much be considered as spam so no one post after my post for that will be more spam(according to mods) ;)



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When you think this is funny.



Posted by: GezaB
You're new to halo and it's forums when you make a thread like this

FAIL.



Posted by: cowemu
your new to halo when you waste time making things like this cause they're pointless



Posted by: Frost1691 1691
I hate these threads.


You know your new to Halo when you are a piss-ant that can't let anyone have some fun.

  • 07.30.2007 6:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54 | Master Forum Ninja |
You're asking people to state which non-released game they like better?

It's like asking a virgin whether they like being on top or on bottom.

You know you are new, if you think the noob combo is a gift from god.

You know you are new. if you think that the pistol should be able to four shot, have a scope, and make smoothies.

You know you are new. if you think voice masking makes you sound older.

You know you are new. if you have more than 5 numbers in your name.

You know you are new. if you wear pink ribbons in your hair.

You know you are new. if you think the sword is a balanced weapon.

You know you are new. if you if you can't crouch jump.

You know you are new. if you own at territores.

You know you are new. if you you think that HBO is that channel your parents blocked on television.

You know you are new. if you are a level 40, but you suck.

(HollyWood Halo "10 Ways To Tell If You Are A Noob.")

[Edited on 07.30.2007 6:04 PM PDT]

  • 07.30.2007 6:03 PM PDT

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you forget "if you think the noob combo is a gift from god...

what its not like we need a description for this. its pretty straight forward

  • 07.30.2007 6:41 PM PDT
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When.....AH CRAP I FORGOT.

  • 07.30.2007 7:20 PM PDT

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