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Subject: weirdest thing heard in campaine by covenant or own man

Hits ally marine "Look, I know I slept with your wife, but what did I ever do to you?"

  • 08.26.2007 6:21 PM PDT
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i got a new one finally i was running threw quarantine zone and a brute starts shooting at me and yells "dance demon dance" because he was shooting at my feet and i was jumping around lol

  • 09.26.2007 12:31 PM PDT
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"Your face is so ugly it cried the tears down the back of your knees." Not with IWHBYD on, but had one of the higher ranked guys around on Cairo or Outskirts or Metropolis.

  • 09.26.2007 11:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: blood4ever
i got a new one finally i was running threw quarantine zone and a brute starts shooting at me and yells "dance demon dance" because he was shooting at my feet and i was jumping around lol


MC doesn't do QZ, the Arbiter does. You're lying.

  • 09.26.2007 11:35 PM PDT

killing in kindness - just think of me as a nuclear bomb with a smiley face...
"I know what the aliens like." ~ Sgt. Johnson

Marine Sgt (Maybe Stacker) on Delta Halo: Leave the swearing to the professionals.

  • 09.28.2007 7:26 AM PDT
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i have finally got another new one ok i was fighting tarterus and he says to my elites(of course he might always say this)"Are you dancing or fighting?" lol and just for the record it's not funny but i think MC was supposed to be on the great journey cuz Keys refered to me as "marine" and told me "I'm alright chief get back to work. strange huh?

  • 11.18.2007 6:34 PM PDT

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Funny stuff!!!

  • 11.18.2007 6:48 PM PDT
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Don't know if anyone else has gotten this one, it happens when you're playing as Arbiter.

Grunt: Arbiter tell me a story?
Arbiter:...
Grunt: We make fire! Sings songs!


Anyone else also notice Bungie's strange obsession with Banana's? I hiding from an Elite and then being told "Come out...I have a banana for you..."

  • 11.19.2007 5:39 AM PDT
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A marine screams as we destroy a Wraith "That's right that just happened"

  • 11.19.2007 10:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: NinjassassiN
About 20 minutes ago I was replaying thru Delta Halo and I heard a marine say "Bastard!" as a grunt was shooting him and another marine went "What? That's all the searing you're gonna do?" That was the funniest one I've heard so far

That EXACT thing happened to me but when the grunt said "Whats all the swearing gunna do?" the marine unpinned a -blam!- and blew him up...i wet myself

  • 11.19.2007 3:15 PM PDT
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"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
"You've always got a bad feeling"!

two grunts talking on the floob labs lvl on campain, lol i found it funny cause ive never heard the cpus talk outside of cutscenes=p

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  • 11.21.2007 5:02 PM PDT

"Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come enemies don't breathe methane?"
"How come there never be Arbiter Grunt?"
"We make fire... sing songs. Call it camp."
"SHHH! be vewy quiet. Me hunting Heretics"
"Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come enemies don't breathe methane?"

best grunt quotes

  • 11.21.2007 5:21 PM PDT
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whats IWHBYD?

  • 11.22.2007 7:45 AM PDT
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its a skull in H2. It stands for I would have been your daddy. Look it up on the net. Google and youtube for how to get it, but good luck... ur gonna need. I've tried a bunch of times and can't get it. Even if you do everything right it only has a 1/7 chance of spawning. Its too complicated to explain much else... do your research and you'll fit it out. Peace.

  • 11.22.2007 1:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Slayer1878
"Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come enemies don't breathe methane?"
"How come there never be Arbiter Grunt?"
"We make fire... sing songs. Call it camp."
"SHHH! be vewy quiet. Me hunting Heretics"

best grunt quotes


Here's another one:
"Arbiter, you've just been spanked!"

  • 11.22.2007 2:01 PM PDT
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Hearing a grunt look at me scream, run away, say "Mommy!! WAAAAAAAA!" then 2 hunters came. ... on legendayr so i was scared

  • 11.23.2007 3:32 PM PDT

two wierd things that have to do with AI phrases:

1-sometimes if you stick a grunt it will yell "not Again!" as if it had been stuck before. i dont think thats possible.
2-everyone knows that whenever the elites were against u and you threw a plasma grenade, they would yell "demon flare!", reffering to master chief. so how come when they are with you and you are arbiter, or on halo 3, they will yell "demon flare!" when a brute throws a plasma grenade? i think its wierd.

sgt. johnson quote:(after killing an elite.) "you can pull your pants up now!"

  • 11.24.2007 6:30 PM PDT
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Cortana says some very interesting things when you take too long on campaign to get through Cairo. She really stresses out. Do it and you'll be laughing for the hour you spend wasting time.

  • 11.24.2007 9:59 PM PDT

We have no Mercy
We shall show no Fear
We do not boast our Strength
We have Honour
We are the Elites!!!

Well,it was by my spartan,i was trying to do some secret thing and it was on metropolis i jumped onto the edge of a wall,then i acidentally fell off and i screamed "Yahohohoho" as i fell,if someone else posted this,i did not see it.

  • 11.25.2007 3:35 PM PDT
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1) Ok, I was on the lvl the arbiter, and it was at the first battle: I went thru the door, with my camo on as normal, beat down wierd flood-like covenant, all hell breaks lose then a grunt screams: Feet don't fail me now! lol

2) I was on the beginning of metropolis and i was bored, so i killed the rocketeering marines on my scorp tank: Male marine: (i toss frag) Grena-B00M! He gets sucked under the tank=p Female marine: Fra-BOOM! (also gets sucked under tank) Lol

  • 11.25.2007 5:13 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?

I was playing "The Great Journey" and I was fighting Brutus,and trying to stay away from his Hammer,then I heard him say "Whats wrong Arbiter scared of my Hammer."He sounded WEIRD,though.

  • 11.25.2007 8:23 PM PDT

"Killing an enemy with your bare hands says 'We are all equal as men, except your slightly less equal because I'm still alive and your dead.'"

-Sarge (Red vs Blue)

How exactly do u get the IWHBYD skull?

[Edited on 11.26.2007 5:36 AM PST]

  • 11.26.2007 5:14 AM PDT