- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Halo 2 AI Dialogue:
marine: so... you and cortana... you two?... you know?
marine: ah i need a nurse! no no a female nurse
Johnson: I know i'm pretty, but we gotta get back to work
stacker: there's some nasty looking aliens need killing chief
marine: did you ever notice how loud these guns are?
stacker: did you have a nice vacation there? i didnt get a card...
stacker: I know i am quite a sight... do your looking later
female marine: so... whens your break?
marine: alright, aim for their asses
stacker: these marines look up to you chief... (during warthog car accident...)
marine: uh, you might need to move the seat back (took him out of warthog driver seat)
stacker: where the hell have you been? and i want some videos
stacker: alright we'll do a body count later, lock and load.
marine: ah my face, my butiful face
marine: need some greece? no? ok
marine: you know whats weird, my thumbs are tired and my eyes sting...
marine: heh, i ran out of grenades, and accidentally threw my lunch... its true!
marine: hey i'm not the one who blew up their sacred ring
marine: guys, how about we just sit down... talk this out
marine: yes i pooped my pants... so what?
stacker: these guys are dug in like ticks... but i just happen to have my tick spray
marine: covenant cockbite!
stacker: put on your glasses and start sewing - marine: put a sock in it mate
female marine: knock those bastards down sir!
marine: just so you know, i'm flipping you the bird in my mind
marine: ah i hurt all over, especially down there
enemy elite: come out, dont be affraid, i have a banana for you!
female marine: dont be shy, lets dance (to a grunt)
marine: and we've got a lovely parting gift for the losers... its death!
female marine: if i find out you have x-ray vision... you're dead
female marine: hey jackass, come out and fight - marine: hey that was him, not me
marine: i dont wanna go all hippy on ya, but we are care friggen free
female marine: thats how you hit like a girl
stacker: that's fine and all but, you still owe me 20 bucks
stacker: when you're done going to the bathroom come out here and meet me! (enemy hiding)
stacker: sorry, did you not want my boot in your ass?
marine: are you sure cortana isnt helping him aim?
stacker: permission to speak sir, you suck! (accidentally shot him)
stacker: alright take five... seconds...
marine: you alright? - stacker: i got girls hanging off my legs, right now
stacker: safe that weapon marine... (aiming rocket launcher at him)
stacker: i would have been your daddy but that dog beat me over the fence!
stacker: this here is sweet... (gave him a shotgun)
stacker: ok take 5 seconds people... i could make it 2
stacker: whats that on your back? a toilet?
stacker: oh man this hurts, this is gonna need a hemm
stacker: you're too ugly to live, open up
grunt: i will love you and pet you and squeeze you and call you george
marine: hey, i'm wearing your mom's bra
marine: what, no one saw that? fine i'll kill it again
marine: man, i wuv you this much *BANG*
marine: what do you want me to do? you're the hero!
marine: hey welcome to friday chief
marine: yeah, had alot of that freeze dried army food
marine: you know... i mean, i dont really know for sure but, i bet you got really pretty eyes
marine: k, wanna turn around? i gotta take a wiz
marine: we came, we saw, we kicked their asses
marine: Veni, Vidi, we kicked their asses
marine: i knew i smelled something ?????
marine: happy birthday ?????
marine: hide long enough you might grow a pair ha ha ha
marine: oops... oh i mean uh... yeah that was totally my plan
marine: thank god you were here to take that thing out
marine: hey alien, why dont you turn down the suck on that weapon? or is that your eyes
marine: um chief... i think it was trying to surrender
marine: dude, check yourself before you wreak yourself
marine: lets go super friends
marine: my sisters dog could beat you little girls
marine: you fight like girls... you know that dont ya?
marine: screw you grunts!
marine: hah, even jack the blind minor shoulda seen that one coming
marine: ok bucko's stand tall
marine: damn gorrilla
marine: oh just so you know, i see you
marine: i could beat you apes with a ??????
grunt: arbiter cruising now
grunt: more covenant!
grunt: who get beat down? me get beat down!
grunt: we done peeing in pants, come back, we fight
grunt: what next? bath?
grunt: *singing* me dont wanna leave it now... come on, sing it arbiter
grunt: me little, but very very angry
grunt: dont worry, me awake
grunt: if ok, me need to go take pee
grunt: need to change backpack
grunt: you see nipple? me thursty
grunt: me do something bad?
grunt: not sleepy at all!
grunt: we make fire? sing song?
grunt: me awake me awake
grunt: wish me could sleep with eyes open
grunt: *singing* something in the way he moves, attracts me like the weather arbiter, something in the way he moves *unknown ending*
marine: made them feel stupid sir
Johnson: i taught him everything he knows...
marine: hey, would you guys mind taking me to your leader?
grunt: they head right for us!
Johnson: you remind me of my old lady marines
grunt: bad sport...
grunt: commander down!
marine: little bastard! i'll kill ya! - marine: and that goes double for me!
Johnson: someone notch my belt!
marine: ah i've never felt pain like this before - marine: dont worry mate that's why there are drugs
marine: cya, wouldn't wanna be ya
marine: you ok with this cortana? (gave hime a rocket launcher)
marine: no no, thats fine, you're the hero (traded weapons)
Those are lines I collected while playing Halo 2 after first getting the IWHBYD skull. Some of them you can hear without em, but all good lines are more common with it anyway.