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The funniest thing I've ever heard was a recited letter Sgt. Johnson was giving to Cortana, telling his wife that he had met someone else and that he was leaving her and taking the cat. The way I got it was with the IWHBYD skull, after getting the skull starting "Outskirts" over and listening to Johnson when the Phantom comes in the first court yard before the Hunters. As he runs to hide in the building he'll ask Cortana to start taking a letter to his wife for him, he'll speak for about two minuets and say some pretty hilarious things.

  • 08.05.2007 11:31 PM PDT
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Hello.

I heard a Grunt say "I'm gonna hug you, kiss you, and call you George."
With IWHBYD on of course.

  • 08.06.2007 2:41 AM PDT

"Veni Vidi Castratavi Illegitimos"

after shooting an elite off of a Ghost a marine yelled at me "Are you made of Lepricons? Cause that was awesome!" It was on outskirts right when the warthog comes to pick you up on the beach. Had IWHBYD active.

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The Sergeant Stacker marine said, "Don't ask, don't tell" after I stared at him.
A marine also teabagged a dead female marine.
And my personal favorite from a grunt, "Can I be your sidekick arbiter?"

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this one time i got shot in the head in outskirts in legendary, then sgt. johnson said "hehe good one cheif......oh"

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another i heard was i was playing arby and this grunt kills 1 of the heretic and yells "LOSER!" then of cource is killed by a carbine to the head lol

  • 08.06.2007 1:27 PM PDT
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i heard a grunt yell "YOU GUYS SUCK" to one of my guys lol and i heard a grunt yelling at an elite because he shot him "WHY DID YOU DO THAT! YOU HURT MY FOOT!!!" lol

  • 08.07.2007 12:25 PM PDT

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One time, on Outskirts, a marine yelled "Frag you!!" then threw a grenade at a bunch of grunts.
And then i stuck a Grunt in the foot, and i swear he yelled "$h!7" :S lol

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Posted by: Freelancer1264
this one time i got shot in the head in outskirts in legendary, then sgt. johnson said "hehe good one cheif......oh"


I heard this one, but I heard "haha good one cheif......cheif?" I don't know if that means we heard it differently or there are two similar lines though. Either way it has been funny to me since I first heard in in Legendary. That first section on that level I must have played 50 times in a row before getting past it. Now that I think about it, my first time through Legendary I probably played most sections about 50 a piece.Talk about slow going. I remember playing against Tartarus for 2 straight hours without dying, but without being able to kill him and then dying and doing the same thing over again so many times.

  • 08.07.2007 1:33 PM PDT

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  • 08.07.2007 1:52 PM PDT
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The first level I had the IWHBYD skull on. I heard sargeant stacker say. "Glutimus Maximus @ssimus biggus." That was funny.

  • 08.07.2007 2:00 PM PDT
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To play or not to play....

Elites sometimes get grumpy when you give them plasma pistols.

Here is a few lines I heard from Elites I gave plasma pistols to.

"What am I supposed to do with this?"

"Do I look like a grunt?"

"If I must."

General Elite talk.
A grunt says something like "Baboon."
Then an Elite replies shortly after "Come out monkey I have a bannana for you" (Classical in anyones book).


My favourite marine lines come form many different marines.

Sgt Johnson says some weird stuff sometimes. If you try to swap anything for his sniper rifle he gets cranky and says stuff like "I thought we were friends" (my favourite) or "If it were anybody else..."

When I was playing the Arbiter in the Control room trying to take out Tarturus I kept standing around and staring at Sgt Johnson. After a while he would say things like "Look at them not me...". Another time he said something a bit weird he said "Someone tell Cortana to switch it back on" . That would make sense if it was said about the Master Cheif as Cortana is inside his head (sort of) and if you act silly then she might need to turn your brain back on. However when it is said to the Arbiter in the Control room it just sounded odd. MAde me think the MC was supposed to be there.

Oh and a couple of marine lines

When you try to swap weapons

"Why what is wrong with it?"

"Oh I see... You wanted MY gun..."

General Marine talk.

"Why don't you go first I will stay here." LOL that one is a cracker.
"See I told you not to shoot them."


There are heaps of good lines :)

  • 08.07.2007 3:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Freelancer1264
this one time i got shot in the head in outskirts in legendary, then sgt. johnson said "hehe good one cheif......oh"


LOL yeah that was a good one.

Sgt Johnson says the best stuff in game :)

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Elite: Come out I have a Bannana for you

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i was messing around and kept trading wepons with every1 and i took and marines wepon and then traded it for the sniper he said "aww man i thought u wanted my gun" lol

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This is the truth! One time the elite said, "Look it's Ben Wallace." Another time the elite said, "Do you know Brett Favre?" It was freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  • 08.09.2007 9:18 AM PDT
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You Shall Not Pass!!!

I heard a grunt say "I will love you and pet you and call you George" in Outskirts. Me and my friend were playing co-op. Odd right? The wierd thing is, I didn't get a skull.

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  • 08.09.2007 10:10 AM PDT

Books make me want to cry........

Once heard an elite yell. " go look for him" then this grunt said." im not crazy, you first" then he stuck me. :(

  • 08.09.2007 2:09 PM PDT

Books make me want to cry........

funniest i have ever heard was when this elite yelled. "demon monkey! kill him and the food nipple shall be yours". directed at a bunch of grunts

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On Metropolis, after you kill all the wraiths, there's four or five marines, and I traded guns with one and he said, "That's right, he wanted MY gun!"

I love the grunt ones though, my favorite being "Feet don't fail me now!"

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I haven't seen anyone post this even though its old.

Sgt. Johnson - I don't want to kill you, its just that your too ugly to let live!

  • 08.09.2007 2:40 PM PDT

I am flatterd that you botherd to look at my signature.

in the armory the the marine in the begining of the game I started jumping around and spinning he yells hey wach out you might pop a tenden then later while I was spinnig he said fine don't come crying to me when you dislocate your leg.

  • 08.09.2007 2:46 PM PDT

If you're fighting fair, your tactics suck!

*Attempts to get the skull*

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Halo 2 AI Dialogue:

marine: so... you and cortana... you two?... you know?
marine: ah i need a nurse! no no a female nurse
Johnson: I know i'm pretty, but we gotta get back to work
stacker: there's some nasty looking aliens need killing chief
marine: did you ever notice how loud these guns are?
stacker: did you have a nice vacation there? i didnt get a card...
stacker: I know i am quite a sight... do your looking later
female marine: so... whens your break?
marine: alright, aim for their asses
stacker: these marines look up to you chief... (during warthog car accident...)
marine: uh, you might need to move the seat back (took him out of warthog driver seat)
stacker: where the hell have you been? and i want some videos
stacker: alright we'll do a body count later, lock and load.
marine: ah my face, my butiful face
marine: need some greece? no? ok
marine: you know whats weird, my thumbs are tired and my eyes sting...
marine: heh, i ran out of grenades, and accidentally threw my lunch... its true!
marine: hey i'm not the one who blew up their sacred ring
marine: guys, how about we just sit down... talk this out
marine: yes i pooped my pants... so what?
stacker: these guys are dug in like ticks... but i just happen to have my tick spray
marine: covenant cockbite!
stacker: put on your glasses and start sewing - marine: put a sock in it mate
female marine: knock those bastards down sir!
marine: just so you know, i'm flipping you the bird in my mind
marine: ah i hurt all over, especially down there
enemy elite: come out, dont be affraid, i have a banana for you!
female marine: dont be shy, lets dance (to a grunt)
marine: and we've got a lovely parting gift for the losers... its death!
female marine: if i find out you have x-ray vision... you're dead
female marine: hey jackass, come out and fight - marine: hey that was him, not me
marine: i dont wanna go all hippy on ya, but we are care friggen free
female marine: thats how you hit like a girl
stacker: that's fine and all but, you still owe me 20 bucks
stacker: when you're done going to the bathroom come out here and meet me! (enemy hiding)
stacker: sorry, did you not want my boot in your ass?
marine: are you sure cortana isnt helping him aim?
stacker: permission to speak sir, you suck! (accidentally shot him)
stacker: alright take five... seconds...
marine: you alright? - stacker: i got girls hanging off my legs, right now
stacker: safe that weapon marine... (aiming rocket launcher at him)
stacker: i would have been your daddy but that dog beat me over the fence!
stacker: this here is sweet... (gave him a shotgun)
stacker: ok take 5 seconds people... i could make it 2
stacker: whats that on your back? a toilet?
stacker: oh man this hurts, this is gonna need a hemm
stacker: you're too ugly to live, open up
grunt: i will love you and pet you and squeeze you and call you george
marine: hey, i'm wearing your mom's bra
marine: what, no one saw that? fine i'll kill it again
marine: man, i wuv you this much *BANG*
marine: what do you want me to do? you're the hero!
marine: hey welcome to friday chief
marine: yeah, had alot of that freeze dried army food
marine: you know... i mean, i dont really know for sure but, i bet you got really pretty eyes
marine: k, wanna turn around? i gotta take a wiz
marine: we came, we saw, we kicked their asses
marine: Veni, Vidi, we kicked their asses
marine: i knew i smelled something ?????
marine: happy birthday ?????
marine: hide long enough you might grow a pair ha ha ha
marine: oops... oh i mean uh... yeah that was totally my plan
marine: thank god you were here to take that thing out
marine: hey alien, why dont you turn down the suck on that weapon? or is that your eyes
marine: um chief... i think it was trying to surrender
marine: dude, check yourself before you wreak yourself
marine: lets go super friends
marine: my sisters dog could beat you little girls
marine: you fight like girls... you know that dont ya?
marine: screw you grunts!
marine: hah, even jack the blind minor shoulda seen that one coming
marine: ok bucko's stand tall
marine: damn gorrilla
marine: oh just so you know, i see you
marine: i could beat you apes with a ??????
grunt: arbiter cruising now
grunt: more covenant!
grunt: who get beat down? me get beat down!
grunt: we done peeing in pants, come back, we fight
grunt: what next? bath?
grunt: *singing* me dont wanna leave it now... come on, sing it arbiter
grunt: me little, but very very angry
grunt: dont worry, me awake
grunt: if ok, me need to go take pee
grunt: need to change backpack
grunt: you see nipple? me thursty
grunt: me do something bad?
grunt: not sleepy at all!
grunt: we make fire? sing song?
grunt: me awake me awake
grunt: wish me could sleep with eyes open
grunt: *singing* something in the way he moves, attracts me like the weather arbiter, something in the way he moves *unknown ending*
marine: made them feel stupid sir
Johnson: i taught him everything he knows...
marine: hey, would you guys mind taking me to your leader?
grunt: they head right for us!
Johnson: you remind me of my old lady marines
grunt: bad sport...
grunt: commander down!
marine: little bastard! i'll kill ya! - marine: and that goes double for me!
Johnson: someone notch my belt!
marine: ah i've never felt pain like this before - marine: dont worry mate that's why there are drugs
marine: cya, wouldn't wanna be ya
marine: you ok with this cortana? (gave hime a rocket launcher)
marine: no no, thats fine, you're the hero (traded weapons)


Those are lines I collected while playing Halo 2 after first getting the IWHBYD skull. Some of them you can hear without em, but all good lines are more common with it anyway.

  • 08.09.2007 5:24 PM PDT

Don't ask about the name-- it's a long story

several good ones but i'll only put some:

Marine: Hey I just realized, this isn't a drill

Female Marine: See something you like? (when you stare at her)

Also, once I was bored so rite b4 I finished Outskirts, I decided to kill my Marines. I jumped out of the 'Hog stuck a nade to it and the Marines jumped out. the explosion only killed one. As for the other one... I threw another plasma nade and stuck his head. rite as it stuck he sed: "Hoo-ah, Sir!" then yelled a blood-curltiling scream and dissapeared off the face of the Earth wen it exploded. It was the "Mexican" Marine.

  • 08.09.2007 5:34 PM PDT