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"The chief has gone homacidal- take him out boys" you got to be *pain*

  • 08.09.2007 5:40 PM PDT
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i heard a female marine yell "That's right take off your mask and suck it!" to a grunt

  • 08.09.2007 6:47 PM PDT
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On The Arbiter.
I was Killing a bunch of Heretics when a Heretic Grunt comes out & says... "I always hated you Elites"
I was confused, he hates them but he joined with them...
Uprising.
Elite: A head your size cannot contain much brain (directed towards Brutes)

[Edited on 08.09.2007 8:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2007 8:02 PM PDT
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on cairo station, i shot an elive in his foot and he said "owie owie owie, it stings!"

  • 08.09.2007 8:08 PM PDT
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if u wanna know the funniest thing i SEEN, was i nailed a grunt right on his mask with a plasma grenade, he took it off and then suffocated, it was funny...oh, that was on cairo station too


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  • 08.09.2007 8:11 PM PDT
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I stuck a grunt once and it said "not again!!"

  • 08.09.2007 8:24 PM PDT
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my favorite thing ive heard in campaign is in the mission where your the arbiter and you fight the flood for the first time and one of the grunts says "me have bad feeling about this." then another grunt replys "you always have bad feeling, you have bad feeling at morning food nipple!"

  • 08.09.2007 10:37 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?

i once heard a marine say ballin,then he sang the song!!!IWHBYD was on

  • 08.09.2007 11:33 PM PDT
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lol nice ones guys keep 'em coming =)

  • 08.17.2007 12:52 PM PDT

Master Forger

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THIS IS REAL- lol

I was on te beginning of outskirts (in that first big open area) when one of the marines...

marine: *singing* Everyone was kung-fu fightiiiiiing...

IWHBYD activated*

  • 08.17.2007 1:31 PM PDT
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i saw a marine T-bag an elite

  • 08.17.2007 7:47 PM PDT
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omg one time my friend slashed a grunt and he was like "arbiter? waah!!!!!!!!" lol he said it so quick i laughed for several mins oh and if u cut this one cutscene right johnson will say "u told me u were gonna wear something" lol

  • 08.17.2007 8:34 PM PDT
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i saw on outskirts a marine said im wearing your mothers thong then the other marine says what!

  • 08.17.2007 10:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: artmaster 360
THIS IS REAL- lol

I was on te beginning of outskirts (in that first big open area) when one of the marines...

marine: *singing* Everyone was kung-fu fightiiiiiing...

IWHBYD activated*
thats from rush hour 3 lol howd it get to halo 2?!

  • 08.17.2007 10:11 PM PDT
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i heard a marine talking about thanks giving or something on the chapter "off the rock threw the bush nothing but jackal"

  • 08.23.2007 8:03 PM PDT

I am responsible for dividing the Covenant. I shall end this war.

Halo CE: Grunt: Can't wait to get to the food nipple back at the ship cause I've worked up a Grunty thirst!

Nipple rofl

  • 08.23.2007 8:16 PM PDT
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I heard a grunt say, "I want a taco!"

  • 08.23.2007 8:20 PM PDT

When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at Grunts.
My Gamertag's: bubba1294 (That was a hint to send me a friend request)

When playing as the arbiter, everyone went invisible, a grunt said, "Lookie! Me invisible!"

  • 08.24.2007 10:05 AM PDT
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i was messing around on legendary on outskirts when i came to the part when cortona says sumthing about a wave of 5 and i went over to where the jackals are useing snipers and i got in the saucer thing and he killed me and started T-bagging me lol

  • 08.26.2007 10:51 AM PDT

Jokes about deaths aren't funny.

Carter out.

"Ya know what's wierd? My thumbs are tired and my eyes sting."

Marine on Outskirts. No skull activated.

  • 08.26.2007 12:35 PM PDT

w00t w00t to all the psychotic warthog drivers out there like me

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Funniest thing
"Did i give you permission to -blam!-?"
Its on metropolis after you kill the two wraiths and go up to the balcony.
The sensored thing is what you call a girl when your mad at her and it starts with a b.


that happens every time you go there. guaranteed. it is pretty funny though. .....rhymes with rich.....

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also, mahichan, is that real? never seen a grunt take his mask off lol

[Edited on 08.26.2007 2:36 PM PDT]

  • 08.26.2007 2:32 PM PDT

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No...it's because I'm kept in the dark and fed bull-blam!-!
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." -Edward Abbey
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One of my favorites that I have only heard 2 or 3 times...(with IWHBYD):

Grunt to Masterchief...."Take off suit, get on knees....Then we see how tough you are!"

  • 08.26.2007 2:41 PM PDT
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a marine said "your dead your dead your moms dead too!"

  • 08.26.2007 5:02 PM PDT
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once a marine said im calling the army wait we are the army

  • 08.26.2007 5:12 PM PDT

W.W.M.C.D ?
(what would master cheif do)

once one uprising a grunt said quote '' no kill me!! brutes stinky. me stinkyer. me watch arbitors back so you can kill brutes. and once i was getting owned on outskirts and a grunt knew it so he says '' i call the helmet''

  • 08.26.2007 5:59 PM PDT